->''"I think this thing's gone a little too far\\
Hell, I only offered him a candy bar\\
I said 'WAIT!' I said 'What are you doin'?'\\
They said 'PER-VERT, the kid's life is ruined!'"''
-->-- '''Music/PeterPaulAndMary''', "Talkin' Candy Bar Blues"

->''"If pedos ''looked'' like pedos, they'd never do any... [[BuffySpeak pedo-ing!]]"''
-->-- '''Nina,''' ''Series/{{Being Human|UK}}.''

->''"Thou shalt not call a man over 30 who plays with a child who is not his own a paedophile -- some people are just nice."''
-->-- '''Scroobius Pip''', ''Thou Shalt Always Kill''

->''"By the powers invested in me by [[UsefulNotes/BritishNewspapers tabloid]] reading imbeciles, I pronounce you guilty -- of paedophilia."''
-->-- '''The Paedofinder General''', ''WesternAnimation/MonkeyDust''

->''"[[FalseReassurance Why don't you have a seat over there...]]"''
-->--'''Chris Hansen''', ''Series/{{Dateline}}'', "To Catch A Predator."

-> I know, Music/RKelly defending Creator/BillCosby is like Sarah Palin endorsing Donald Trump as president. Now I’m just waiting for Woody Allen and Subway Jared to publicly take their places in Team Pudding Pop.
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2016/01/20/you-saw-this-coming-r-kelly-defended-bill-cosby/ Michael K.]]''', "You Saw This Coming"

->''"Long-time readers will remember my dissection of Jimmy Savile’s disturbingly rapey 1974 autobiography, ''Love is an Uphill Thing'', and those of us who survived that journey aren’t exactly bowled over by the revelations that [[ObviouslyEvil the screeching, schoolgirl-obsessed scarecrow-man]] was the world’s most prolific paedophile, haunting the highways, byways, and television centres like a predatory Jack Kerouac, seeking only the freedom to be left alone in a room with an under-age girl, while wearing tear-away tracksuit bottoms."''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''', [[http://franticplanet.wordpress.com/2012/10/15/jimmy-savile-and-david-icke-all-the-pieces-matter/ "Jimmy Savile and David Icke - All the Pieces Matter"]]

->'''Guy pulls over, opens and closes car door in general vicinity of child. [[YouCanPanicNow EVERYBODY PANIC]]'''
-->--Website/{{Fark}} [[http://www.fark.com/comments/7425127/Guy-pulls-over-opens-closes-car-door-in-general-vicinity-of-child-EVERYBODY-PANIC headline]]

->'''Jared''': I like your tool! Wanna hold mine?\\
'''Toolshed''': Jesus! Fucking pedo!
-->'''Jared boss fight''', ''VideoGame/SouthParkTheFracturedButWhole''