->''"Aww, they took my freakin' kidney!"''
-->-- '''WebAnimation/CharlieTheUnicorn'''

->''"I need replacement parts."''
-->-- '''Alpha''', ''WesternAnimation/MenInBlackTheSeries''

->'''Count Olaf:''' ...When I awoke, I discovered they had stolen my kidneys!\\
'''Sycophants:''' ''NO!''
-->-- ''Film/ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents2004''

->'''Guy 1:''' Hey, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.\\
'''Guy 2:''' ''[looks up, notices it]'' Oh, so it doe-- ''[looks down, Guy 1 has his lungs]'' [[MajorInjuryUnderreaction Oh, you stole my lungs]].
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{asdfmovie}}''

->''If a man only needs one kidney to survive, why does this story terrify us so? We are always taught to live with what we have and be content with what we own. The body is a remarkably resilient thing, [[GoodThingYouCanHeal your body even more so]].\\
Don't let yourself get caught by organ smugglers. They might be able to [[FateWorseThanDeath harvest you daily]] for the rest of their lives. [[ImmortalityHurts It would not be a pleasant experience]].''
-->-- '''The Dragon''' in the aftermath of "The Organ Smugglers", ''VideoGame/TheSecretWorld''

->'''IRIS:''' To finish analyzing your personal history, please authorize me to read your social media feeds and personal information metadata.\\
'''[[PlayerCharacter Player]]:''' Ah-''ha''! I knew it. This ''is'' some kinda scam. I'm going to wake up in a bathtub of ice, missing a kidney!
-->-- ''VisualNovel/ArcadeSpirits''

->''"What have you done with Spock's brain?!"''
-->-- '''Captain Kirk''', ''Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries'', "[[Recap/StarTrekS3E1SpocksBrain Spock's Brain]]"

->''"You've, uh, you've really stolen my heart... but ''I've got your kidney!"
-->-- '''Ryan Stiles''', ''Series/WhoseLineIsItAnyway'', "Scenes From a Hat" prompt "Pick-up lines in a hospital"

->"''Better out than in ''doesn't apply to organs!"
-->-- '''Egbert the Careless''', ''WebVideo/{{Oxventure}}''

->''"Congratulations. You're now the new proud of owner of 7 hearts, 14 kidneys, 7 livers, 14 lungs, and 14 corneas. Some disassembly required."''
-->-- '''Human trafficker''', ''Series/Batwoman2019'', "[[Recap/Batwoman2019S1E18IfYouBelieveInMeIllBelieveInYou If You Believe In Me, I'll Believe in You]]"

->''" I'm the monster, I'm the villain\\
What perfection, what precision!\\
Keen incisions, I deliver\\
Unscathed organs, I deliver\\
Repossession, I deliver\\
I'm the Repo! Legal assassin!"''
-->-- '''Nathan Wallace''', ''Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera''

->''"I remember, I dismember\\
'Cause the claims medic gives no anesthetic\\
90 days delinquent gets ya' repo treatment\\
I'm the masked horror on your street corner\\
Make your mama mourn ya\\
I'm the Night Surgeon!"''
-->-- '''Nathan Wallace''', ''Film/RepoTheGeneticOpera''

->''I practice what some would call "an organ harvesting operation"— which, personally, [[BlackmailIsSuchAnUglyWord I find to be a very offensive and bigoted term]] to describe non-consensual organ arbitrage.''
-->-- '''WebVideo/SsethTzeentach''', Videogame/{{RimWorld}} [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdAjXDDQPJ0 review | Deep Space Organ Harvesting™"]]

->''"You took my kidney!''"
-->-- '''A sheep''' to '''Duke Weaselton''' who scammed him in his imaginary musical number, ''WesternAnimation/ZootopiaPlus'', "Duke: The Musical"
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