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[[folder: Comics ]]

->''I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination.''
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

->''Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?''
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

->''If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts.''
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

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[[folder: Film -- Animated ]]

->''Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to ''her.'' She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!''
-->-- '''SantaClaus''' (referring to Sally), ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''

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[[folder: Film -- Live Action ]]

->You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example. Eighteenth century: no such thing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, Semmelweis. He's trying to convince people that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny? Tiny? Invisible?\\
Now, up to the 20th century, last week I go in to order a burger at this fast-food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. ''"What about the germs?"'' I say. He says ''"I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps."'' Now he's crazy, right? See? There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion.
-->--'''Jeffrey Goines''', ''Film/TwelveMonkeys'' [[note]]Heavily edited to cut down on character's huge amounts of rambling and BuffySpeak.[[/note]]

->Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the ''same face!'' Doesn't anyone notice this?! ''[[OnlySaneMan I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!]]'' I invented the ''piano key necktie!'' I invented it! What have you done, Derek?! Nothing! ''You've got '''nothing! NOTHING!'''''
-->--'''Mugatu''', ''Film/{{Zoolander}}''

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[[folder: Literature ]]

->''Sanity is not Statistical.''
-->-- '''Winston''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''

->''If you can keep your head when all about you\\
Are losing theirs, and blaming it on you...''
-->--"If", '''Creator/RudyardKipling'''

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[[folder: Live-Action TV ]]

->'''''WRONG.''''' ''I'm perfectly sane, everyone else however is insane and trying to steal my magic bag!''
-->-- Dana Carvey as John [=McLaughlin=], '''Series/SaturdayNightLive'''

->''Am I the ONLY normal person at this school?''
-->-- '''Michael Barrett''', {{Zoey 101}}

->'''SpongeBob:''' ''(Imitating Squidward)'' Everyone's an idiot except for me.\\
'''Squidward:''' Well, it is true.
-->--''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

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[[folder: Music ]]

->''Day after day\\
Alone on a hill\\
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still\\
But nobody wants to know him\\
They can see that he's just a fool\\
And he never gives an answer''

->''But the fool on the hill\\
Sees the sun going down\\
And the eyes in his head\\
See the world spinning 'round...''

-> ''And he never listens to them\\
He knows that they're the fools\\
They don't like him''
-->--'''Music/TheBeatles''', "The Fool on the Hill"

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[[folder: Video Games ]]

-> '''Tallis''': So, "Champion of Kirkwall". Fancy title.
-> '''Hawke''': The "Only One in Kirkwall ''not'' Completely Insane" was considered.
--> -- '''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''', ''[[DownloadableContent Mark of the Assassin]]''

->''Good God, I'm smack dab in the middle of crazyland! I can't take two steps without stepping in a pile of wacko!''
-->-- '''Gig''', ''VideoGame/SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters''

-> '''James''': Everyone wait! Haven't we all had enough of war lately?
-> '''All other Gods''': '''''NO!'''''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Sacrifice}}''

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[[folder: Web Original ]]

->''Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only sane man left in this world. This increasingly appears to be the case.''
--> -- '''[[Blog/{{Bronyism}} Tybalt Capulet]] (Drake)'''

->''Normal? If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak.''
-->-- Roger, '''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell'''

->''As a sane man, you are '''badly''' outnumbered again, my good lord. Perhaps you should defect, and join us all.''
-->-- '''[[ObfuscatingInsanity Jack Snipe]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}''

->''WHY ARE THE SOLDIERS BOMBING EACH OTHER? IS THIS REAL? I JUST WANNA GO HOME! EVERYONE IS CRAZY EXCEPT ME!''
-->--'''Gordon Freeman''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

->''AM I THE ONLY SANE ONE IN THIS CRAZY WORLD OF TECHNICOLOR PONY WEIRDOS?''
-->--'''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Spike]]''', ''[[WebAnimation/PonyDotMov PARTY.MOV]]''

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[[folder: Western Animation ]]

->'''Frank Grimes''': Hey, look, everybody! Simpson's in a contest with children!
->'''Lenny''': Hey, shush.
->'''Carl''': You're making us miss the contest.
->'''Mr. Burns''': ... Could you explain your model, young man?
->'''Frank''': What's to explain? He's an idiot.
->'''Lenny''': Pipe down!
->'''Homer''': ... Well, basically, I just copied the plant we have now. Then I added some fins to lower wind resistance, and this racing stripe here is pretty sharp.
->'''Mr. Burns''': Agreed! First prize!
->'''Frank''': [[BigWhat WHAT?]]
->'''Carl''': Way to go, Homer!
->'''Lenny''': You're number 1, Homer!
->'''Frank''': B-but, but ''this was a contest for children''!
->'''Lenny''': Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!
->''*The crowd begins cheering and applauding*''
->'''Frank''': I can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! [[SanitySlippage *Violently waving his arms* INSANE, I tell you! Aaahh! AHHH!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''
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