->''"What is this?! What the hell's going?! Somebody! Anybody! Isn't there anyone left who's still sane?!''
-->-- '''Ichigo Kurosaki''', ''Manga/{{Bleach}}''

[[folder:Fan Fiction]]

->''"He is the SON of my COUSIN and my EX. Does NOBODY else see a problem with [[TheMatchmaker this]]? [[note]]No.[[/note]]"''
-->-- '''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Leah Clearwater]]''', ''[[http://tsdcv3.proboards.com/thread/3910/nihil-desidera-anti-imprint-story Nihil Desidera]]''

->Asuna sighed like she was surrounded by idiots. Kirito didn't really understand why.
-->--''FanFic/FateRevelationOnline'' as the rest of her party geeks out over making lightsabers


[[folder:Film - Animated]]

->''"I'm surrounded by idiots..."''
-->-- '''Scar''', ''Disney/TheLionKing''

->''"Next time you get the urge to take over someone else's holiday, I'd listen to ''her.'' She's the only one who makes any sense around this insane asylum!"''
-->-- '''SantaClaus''' on Sally, ''WesternAnimation/TheNightmareBeforeChristmas''


[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->''"You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example. Eighteenth century: no such thing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person. Along comes this doctor, Semmelweis. He's trying to convince people that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny? Tiny? Invisible?\\
Now, up to the 20th century, last week I go in to order a burger at this fast-food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK. "What about the germs?" I say. He says "I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion."''
-->-- '''Jeffrey Goines''', ''Film/TwelveMonkeys''

->''"Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigre? They're the ''same face!'' Doesn't anyone notice this?! ''[[OnlySaneMan I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!]]'' I invented the ''piano key necktie!'' I invented it! What have you done, Derek?! Nothing! ''You've got '''nothing! NOTHING!'''''"''
-->-- '''Mugatu''', ''Film/{{Zoolander}}''

->''"I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"''
-->-- '''Dark Helmet''', ''Film/{{Spaceballs}}'' [[note]][[EmbarrassingLastName Of course, he's speaking literally -- note the capitalization.]][[/note]]

->''"Let me ask you something, Doc. Does thinking you're the last sane person on the face of the Earth make you crazy? 'Cause if it does, [[TheCassandra maybe I am]]."''
-->-- '''Detective Del Spooner''', ''Film/IRobot''



->''"Sanity is not Statistical."''
-->-- '''Winston''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''

->''"If you can keep your head when all about you\\
Are losing theirs, and blaming it on you..."''
-->-- "If", '''Creator/RudyardKipling'''

->''"Its like the worlds gone mad, and Im the only sane person left."''
-->-- '''Director Emily Piggot''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''"All of you are lunatics, and I made the mistake of trying to talk sense."''
-->-- '''Weaver''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->'''Xavier''': What do you do if you devote your life to discovering criminals, and [[HeelRealization it gradually occurs to you that the real criminals are the people you work for]]? What do you do when everyone tells you not to worry, you can't do anything about it, it was a long time ago?
->'''Charlie''': I suppose you go crazy.
->'''Xavier''': Or worse. Sane.
-->-- '''''Literature/{{Fatherland}}'''''

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->''"WRONG. I'm perfectly sane, everyone else however is insane and trying to steal my magic bag!"''
-->-- '''Dana Carvey''' as '''John [=McLaughlin=]''', ''Series/SaturdayNightLive''

->''"Am I the ONLY normal person at this school?"''
-->-- '''Michael Barrett''', ''Series/{{Zoey 101}}''

->''"Whatever your plan was, it was probably better than my plan to escape the trenches by pretending to be mad. I mean, who would have noticed another madman around here?"''
-->-- '''Series/{{Blackadder}}'''

->''"I'm living in a house filled with crazy people!"''
-->-- '''Mike Baxter''', ''Series/LastManStanding''



->''"Day after day\\
Alone on a hill\\
The man with the foolish grin is keeping perfectly still\\
But nobody wants to know him\\
They can see that he's just a fool\\
And he never gives an answer\\
But the fool on the hill\\
Sees the sun going down\\
And the eyes in his head\\
See the world spinning 'round...\\
And he never listens to them\\
He knows that they're the fools\\
They don't like him"''
-->-- '''Music/TheBeatles''', "The Fool on the Hill"

->''"Clowns to the left of me,\\
Jokers to the right, here I am,\\
Stuck in the middle with you"''
-->-- '''Stealers Wheel''', "Stuck In The Middle With You"


[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->''"I respectfully decline the invitation to join your hallucination."''
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

->''"Why is it that the nuttiest people define reality?"''
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''

->''"If you spend all of your time arguing with people who are nuts, you'll be exhausted and the nuts will still be nuts."''
-->-- '''ComicStrip/{{Dilbert}}'''


[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Tallis''': So, "Champion of Kirkwall". Fancy title.\\
'''[[DeadpanSnarker Hawke]]''': "The Only One in Kirkwall ''not'' Completely Insane" was considered.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII: [[DownloadableContent Mark of the Assassin]]''

->''"Ex-Alliance. Biotic training. Despite solid service history, clearly placed on Shepard's team primarily for stabilizing elements of personality."''
-->-- '''The Shadow Broker''' sums up '''Jacob Taylor''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->'''James''': Everyone wait! Haven't we all had enough of war lately?\\
'''All other Gods''': ''NO!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Sacrifice}}''

->''"Good God, I'm smack dab in the middle of crazyland! I can't take two steps without stepping in a pile of wacko!"''
-->-- '''Gig''', ''VideoGame/SoulNomadAndTheWorldEaters''

->''"Guys, I'm dying over here! Don't you have any idea how long I've been shooting down this ridiculous conversation inside my head?!"''
-->-- '''Arisa Ichigaya''' [[FirstPersonSmartass thinking to herself]], ''Anime/BangDream Girls Band Party''


[[folder:Visual Novel]]
->'''Kenji:''' Something on your mind, dude?\\
'''Hisao:''' Just thinking about what it's like to be the last sane man in an insane world.\\
''[Kenji frowns, looking deeply upset]''\\
'''Kenji:''' You mean that's you? That can't be, because I'm the last sane man in an insane world. That is my dream; you can't just steal a man's dream. What the hell? There can't be two last sane men. It would invalidate that whole "last" part... and that part is kind of important. There can only be one, like in [[{{Film/Highlander}} that foreign movie]] where there could only be one, and in the end there is only one dude left, because that was the point.
-->-- ''VisualNovel/KatawaShoujo''


->''"Normal? If we're all freaks and you're normal, you're the freak."''
-->-- '''Roger''', ''Webcomic/CollegeRoomiesFromHell''

->''"As a sane man, you are ''badly'' outnumbered again, my good lord. Perhaps you should defect, and join us all."''
-->-- '''[[ObfuscatingInsanity Jack Snipe]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Erfworld}}''

->''"If you had to hang out with a Greek deity, Id go with [[Myth/GreekMythology Hestia]]. She never married, just cooked food, lit fireplaces, took care of travelers, and basically just chilled out at home. All-around cool lady."''
-->-- ''Postscript to [[http://www.veritablehokum.com/comic/the-greek-god-family-tree/ a comic]] depiction of the Olympian family tree''


[[folder:Web Original]]

->''"Sometimes I wonder if I'm the only sane man left in this world. This increasingly appears to be the case."''
-->-- '''[[Blog/{{Bronyism}} Tybalt Capulet]] (Drake)'''

-->-- '''[[VideoGame/HalfLife Gordon Freeman]]''', ''Machinima/FreemansMind''

-->-- '''[[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Spike]]''', ''WebAnimation/PonyDotMov''

->''"I am the only serious character on this show. That is the joke."''
-->-- '''Tien''', ''WebVideo/DragonballZAbridged''


[[folder:Western Animation]]

->''"All the ponies in this town are CRAZY!"''
-->-- '''Twilight Sparkle''', ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''

->'''Frank Grimes''': Hey, look, everybody! Simpson's in a contest with children!\\
'''Lenny''': Hey, shush.\\
'''Carl''': You're making us miss the contest.\\
'''Mr. Burns''': [...] Could you explain your model, young man?\\
'''Frank''': What's to explain? He's an idiot.\\
'''Lenny''': Pipe down!\\
'''Homer''': [...] Well, basically, I just copied the plant we have now. Then I added some fins to lower wind resistance, and this racing stripe here is pretty sharp.\\
'''Mr. Burns''': Agreed! First prize!\\
'''Frank''': [[BigWhat WHAT?]]\\
'''Carl''': Way to go, Homer!\\
'''Lenny''': You're number 1, Homer!\\
'''Frank''': B-but, but ''this was a contest for children''!\\
'''Lenny''': Yeah, and Homer beat their brains out!\\
''[the crowd cheers and applauds]''\\
'''Frank''': I can't stand it any longer! This whole plant is insane! (''flails his arms'') [[SanitySlippage INSANE, I tell you! Aaahh! AHHH!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' ''[Imitating Squidward]'' Everyone's an idiot except for me.\\
'''Squidward:''' Well, it is true.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''

->It may be a coincidence, but it seems good judgment is at a premium today.
-->--'''Edd''', ''WesternAnimation/EdEddNEddy'', "Dim Lit Ed"

->I am surrounded by idiots.
-->--'''Edd''', much later in the same episode, after scamming Johnny into buying a [[ItMakesSenseInContext sprinkler that looks like an iguana]].