->"Anyone who has been shot in the leg and tried to walk immediately afterward was not hired as the technical consultant on this movie."
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Gunmen'' (1994)

->'''Man:''' It was a bullet, wasn't it?\\
'''Forrest Gump:''' A bullet?\\
'''Man:''' That jumped up and bit you.\\
'''Forrest Gump:''' Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a [[MillionToOneChance million dollar wound]], but the army must keep that money 'cause [[LiteralMinded I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars]].
-->-- ''ForrestGump''

->''"Yeah, kind of a Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass."''
-->-- '''Unknown Easy Company soldier''', ''Series/BandOfBrothers''

->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' I see. You're refusing to leave without me.
->'''Death:''' I'm afraid so.
->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' Well, I'm sorry, but all those bullet holes.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They're. Just. FLESH WOUNDS!!!!]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->'''Sophie Western:''' "Mr Jones, your arm is broken!"
->'''Tom Jones:''' "Indeed, madame. But I have another, to walk you home."
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheHistoryOfTomJonesAFoundling Tom Jones]]''

->'''Mal:''' The leg is ''good''. Lots of bleeding, and we avoid any unnecessary organs.
->'''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze...
->'''Mal:''' Well, we don't want it to look like you just gave up.
-->-- ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->'''Chief Hubbard:''' [referring to Foley, who was recently shot in the arm] What is that man doing here? \\
'''Axel Foley:''' [[LampshadeHanging Bleeding, sir.]]
-->--''BeverlyHillsCop''

->''"Flesh wound? Flesh wound? They're all flesh wounds! No one ever says "Ooh look! I've just been shot in the bones, but it missed my flesh completely!"''
-->--'''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts His Last Command]]''

->''"The Others are hardy; one warrior removes his own spine and uses it as a bludgeon. I wondered how he remained standing and had movement in his limbs, but it didn't seem to bother him."''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Literature/NightWatch''

->''"Did you actually think a single bullet to the shoulder would kill me? I always thought you were smarter than that..."''
-->--'''Acastus Kolya''' after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival, ''Series/StargateAtlantis''

->''As a side note, understand that there is no such thing as a "non-lethal" weapon. This is because any weapon or gas that can reliably incapacitate or render unconscious a 300 pound world wrestling champion will be strong enough to instantly kill a small child or elderly person.''
-->--'''[[http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmexotic.php Atomic Rocketships of the Space Patrol]]''', "Exotic Sidearms"
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