->''"Anyone who has been shot in the leg and tried to walk immediately afterward was not hired as the technical consultant on this movie."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''' on ''Gunmen'' (1994)

->'''Man:''' It was a bullet, wasn't it?\\
'''Forrest Gump:''' A bullet?\\
'''Man:''' That jumped up and bit you.\\
'''Forrest Gump:''' Oh, yes sir. Bit me right in the buttocks. They said it was a [[MillionToOneChance million dollar wound]], but the army must keep that money 'cause [[LiteralMinded I still haven't seen a nickel of that million dollars]].
-->-- ''Film/ForrestGump''

->''"Yeah, kind of a Easy Company tradition, getting shot in the ass."''
-->-- '''Unknown Easy Company soldier''', ''Series/BandOfBrothers''

->'''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' I see. You're refusing to leave without me.\\
'''Death:''' I'm afraid so.\\
'''Dr. [=McNinja=]:''' Well, I'm sorry, but all those bullet holes.... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis They're. Just. FLESH WOUNDS!!!!]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->'''Sophie Western:''' "Mr Jones, your arm is broken!"\\
'''Tom Jones:''' "Indeed, madame. But I have another, to walk you home."
-->-- ''[[Literature/TheHistoryOfTomJonesAFoundling Tom Jones]]''

->'''Mal:''' The leg is ''good''. Lots of bleeding, and we avoid any unnecessary organs.\\
'''Guard:''' I was thinking more of a graze...\\
'''Mal:''' Well, we don't want it to look like you just gave up.
-->-- ''Film/{{Serenity}}''

->'''Chief Hubbard:''' [referring to Foley, who was recently shot in the arm] What is that man doing here? \\
'''Axel Foley:''' [[LampshadeHanging Bleeding, sir.]]
-->-- ''Film/BeverlyHillsCop''

->''"Flesh wound? Flesh wound? They're all flesh wounds! No one ever says "Ooh look! I've just been shot in the bones, but it missed my flesh completely!"''
-->-- '''Ayatani Zweil''' considers this trope, ''[[Literature/GauntsGhosts His Last Command]]''

->''"The Others are hardy; one warrior removes his own spine and uses it as a bludgeon. I wondered how he remained standing and had movement in his limbs, but it didn't seem to bother him."''
-->-- '''Creator/RogerEbert''', reviewing ''Literature/NightWatch''

->''"Did you actually think a single bullet to the shoulder would kill me? I always thought you were smarter than that..."''
-->-- '''Acastus Kolya''' (after Sheppard expresses surprise at his survival), ''Series/StargateAtlantis''

->''As a side note, understand that there is no such thing as a "non-lethal" weapon. This is because any weapon or gas that can reliably incapacitate or render unconscious a 300 pound world wrestling champion will be strong enough to instantly kill a small child or elderly person.''
-->-- ''[[http://www.projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/sidearmexotic.php Atomic Rocketships of the Space Patrol]]'', "Exotic Sidearms"

->''"Dunno why they call it a flesh wound. I mean, what if they'd got me in the ticker, eh? Without hitting any bones? I can see it my tombstone now: 'Vila Restal. Just a flesh wound, they said'."''
-->-- '''Vila''' in the ''Series/BlakesSeven'' fanfic [[http://hermit.org/Blakes7/Library/DispStor.cgi?SR=52830&ST=0578&COUNT "Limiters"]]

->'''Reese:''' [Winces] I think it missed the major blood vessel, Shaw.
->'''Shaw:''' [[NoSympathy Oh, but your deltoid is gonna hurt like hell.]]
-->-- ''Series/PersonOfInterest'', "Pretenders"