->'''Violetta:''' Tarvek's a ''pig'', but he's ''great'' with the sweet talk.\\
'''Moloch von Zinzer:''' Sweet talk, eh? You got me there. But Wulfenbach's smart. ''He'll learn.'' 'Specially since, when she punches, she puts her ''hips'' into it.\\
'''Violetta:''' Ouch. This should be ''good''. Say--you wanna make a ''bet'' on who she'll pick?\\
'''von Zinzer:''' Sure, but hey--she's the Heterodyne. Maybe she'll just keep them ''both''.
-->-- ''Webcomic/GirlGenius''

->I have a Jules and Jim fantasy, definitely--you know, two men and a woman in love. And I remember reading in a magazine that the [[LoveIsADrug high you get]] from falling in love only lasts about four years so with two men you might be able to make it last eight.
-->-- '''Creator/DanaDelany'''

->'''Rose:''' Actually, Doctor, I thought Jack might like this dance.\\
'''Ninth Doctor:''' I'm sure he would, Rose. I'm absolutely certain. But who with?
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "The Doctor Dances"

->'''Kaja:''' A problem?\\
'''Phil:''' We've got two princes! ''Who thought having '''two boyfriends''' was a good idea?''\\
'''Kaja, Agatha, and Zeetha:''' (''huge grins'')
-->-- [[AnimatedActors The cast]] [[AuthorAvatar and creators]] of ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'', performing ''Literature/{{Cinderella}}''

->''"Deep in the Amazon rainforest, there is a tree that only grows around the body of an existing tree. It cannot survive without this tree; it's supported by this tree. [[BetaCouple Lily,]] we are that tree... we grew around Ted, and without him we're slowly dying."''
-->-- '''Marshall''', ''Series/HowIMetYourMother''

->'''Tina''': Sean... Max.... Sean... Max... Gah! Which to choose!\\
'''Chloe''': Oh, have a threesome and shut up about it, you hussy.
-->-- ''Jen: [[http://www.holby.tv/community/index.php?showtopic=60865 The Casualty Spoof]]''

->''"We've never done this before, huh? Just the three of us. Like a threesome. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial Not that I've thought about it that way or anything.]]"''
-->-- '''Bo''', ''Series/LostGirl''

->luna no you can’t take them both to prom... OR CAN YOU???
-->-- ''Blog/{{Moonstuck}}''

->'''Iruka:''' I'm about to announce the hella predictable ninja groupings. [...] {{Anime/Naruto}}! You're paired with Sasuke and Sakura!\\
'''Naruto and Sasuke:''' THREESOME NO JUTSU!
-->-- ''WebVideo/NarutoTheAbridgedComedyFandubSpoofSeriesShow'', "FANSERVICE NO JUTSU!"

->'''Serena''': But won't that make us rivals?\\
'''Lita''': No way! [[InvokedTrope We'll have sex with him all at the same time.]] It'll be great!\\
'''Serena''': (''aside'') I'm not sure if I should be this happy, but sweet!
-->-- ''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged''

->Oh my god, ''would'' I have a threesome with [[HeterosexualLifePartners Turk]] and Carla? Well, it's certainly flattering and I don't think they'd tell anyone...
-->-- '''J.D.''''s InnerMonologue, ''Series/{{Scrubs}}''

->'''Gilder:''' Getting jealous, Aika? I bet you wish that Vyse would say [[DeclarationOfProtection stuff like that]] to you.\\
'''Aika:''' I don't need to hear him say those things. I know he would do the same for me. [[BadassInDistress Whenever I'm in trouble]], I have faith that [[KnightInShiningArmor Vyse will always be there to save me.]] He already saved me once today.
-->-- ''VideoGame/SkiesOfArcadia''

->Now here's the part we talk about with whom she's locking lips\\
'cause after all, our pirate queen has got to have her [[{{Shipping}} ships]]\\
Some say [[Franchise/HarryPotter Harry]]'s her true love, or Ron she will betroth\\
She finally cried, "I can't decide, I'll have to have 'em both!"
-->-- "Hey, It's Can(n)on! (Hermione Granger the Pirate Queen)" by '''Music/TomSmith'''

->1, 2, 3\\
Not only you and me\\
Got 180 degrees\\
And I'm caught in between\\
Countin'\\
1, 2, 3\\
Peter, Paul & Mary\\
Gettin' down with 3P\\
Everybody loves countin'
-->-- '''Music/BritneySpears''', "3"

-> '''Arthur:''' So like... I love -- like ''love'' love -- ''both'' of you. And like... I want... to ''kiss'' both your faces... and then both your faces to kiss my face... And then-\\
'''Vivi:''' Arthur... I think I speak for both Lewis and I when I say we will ''gladly'' kiss your face.\\
'''Lewis:''' '''''Yes.'''''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/MysterySkullsAnimated'' [[https://fablegate.tumblr.com/post/179359887819/romance-at-its-finest-listen-theres-only-one fancomic]]

->Threesomes solve everything. ''Everything''.
-->-- {{Fandom}} maxim

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