->''"My familiar is an owl so I will call upon all of the owls in the community and the surrounding woods and I will grant them the power to speak in a child's voice. This will confuse you and make it impossible for you to locate lost children.\\
The owls will gradually learn your language and plague you with childlike calls for worms and mice. When you are too weak to stand they will [[EyeScream peck out your eyes]] and [[GroinAttack devour your genitals]]."''
-->-- Website/SomethingAwful's ''[[http://www.somethingawful.com/d/news/wizards-revenge-skeletons.php Your Whole Town Will Suffer for Its Mistreatment of Wizards]]''

->''"A snowy owl above the haunted waters\\
Poet of ancient gods\\
Cries to tell the never-ending story\\
prophecy of becoming floods\\
An aura of mystery surrounds her\\
the lady in brightest white\\
Soon the incarnate shall be born\\
The Creator of the night..."''
-->-- '''Nightwish''', "Devil & The Deep Dark Ocean"

->''"Owls can’t read your thoughts, Freeman. You’re just being paranoid."''
-->-- ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''

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