->'''Sergeant''': This officer here will escort you downtown.\\
'''Max''': Oh, really?\\
'''Sergeant''': No, O'Reilly.
-->--joke written for the ScreenToStageAdaptation of ''Film/TheProducers'' but mercifully unused

-> "Good boy paddy/no matter where you roam/don't forget your country or the ones you left at home./Write a letter now and then/and send me all you can/but Paddy dear/sure don't forget/you are an Irishman!"
--> Barry Fitzgerald, ''Film/TheNakedCity''

-> "If it weren't for the Irish, we wouldn't have a police force--and if it weren't for the Irish, we wouldn't need one."
-->--19th-century New York joke