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->''"Colonel Haken has [[HookHand a hook for a hand]], [[GoodScarsEvilScars a scar on his face]], [[DastardlyWhiplash an evilly waxed moustache]], and wears a monocle. Oh, and he's [[ThoseWackyNazis a Nazi]]. Really, what more needs to be said? (Hint: He's a ''bad guy''.)"''
-->-- ''IrregularWebcomic'', the ''Cliffhangers'' [[http://www.irregularwebcomic.net/cast/cliffhangers.html cast page]]

->''[[GenreBlind "[It's] Amazing how such an evil-looking alien turned out to be evil all along."]]''
-->-- '''Lisa Simpson''', ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', [[HalloweenEpisode Treehouse Of Horror segment "E.T. Go Home"]]

->''"Am lonely. Saruman maybe not so unattractive after all. If only were not for giantly flaring nostrils and huge clawlike fingernails... Okay you'd think I might have figured out he was evil before."''
-->-- ''[[http://www.ealasaid.com/misc/vsd/gandalf.html The Very Secret Diary]] of [[LordOfTheRings Gandalf the Grey]]''

->''"...Okay, no, he's totally a bad guy. Is that a spoiler? I don't think it's a spoiler. Look at that thing. It probably ate a puppy for breakfast right before it burned down an orphanage and [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking talked loudly on a cell phone at a restaurant]]."''
-->-- '''TheRant''' for [[http://www.egscomics.com/?date=2010-04-09 this]] ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'' strip.

->''"In addition to the Starfleet personnel, there are also a few guys here who just scream out "Guest Alien Villains of the Week". They're gray-faced, with sinister looking hoods, and faces that look like the result of too many Botox injections. [[ThePhantomMenace Darth Maul]] was less obviously a villain than these guys."''
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''', talking about the Son'a in their [[http://www.agonybooth.com/recaps/Star_Trek__Insurrection.aspx recap]] of ''Film/StarTrekInsurrection''

->''"Darth (Maul) wears black boots, a black cloak, a black shirt, has a red lightsaber, wears red and black face paint, and has horns. He is EVIL."''
-->-- [[http://www.the-editing-room.com/phantommenace.html The-Editing-Room]]

-> ''"Wha... aw, damn it. [[SarcasmMode And he looked like such a trustworthy guy!]]"''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', on Kortan betraying the pacifist immortals in ''HighlanderTheAnimatedSeries''.

->''"Why don't you just draw a [[DastardlyWhiplash twirly mustache]] on her and get it over with!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]]''' [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/linkara/at4w/5273-amazons-attack-1-and-2 On Circe]]

-> ''"Hi! I'm Bob '''EVIL'''!"''
-->-- '''[[Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000 Mike Nelson]]''', introducing the (not-yet-revealed) [[CorruptCorporateExecutive villain]] of ''TimeChasers''

->''"Are there really a lot of people named Dr. Hell? You could not have a name that shouted "Hey look, I'm evil" louder if you tried."''
-->-- '''Sabrina''' on ''[[Anime/MazingerZ Dr. Hell]]'', ''VideoGame/PokemonRedAndBlue''

->'''[[MsExposition TV Reporter]]:''' His victims have included businessmen, [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Asian immigrants]], [[MoralEventHorizon the elderly]], and in one case, [[SerialEscalation a sexually-assaulted child.]]\\
'''[[WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown Film Brain]]:''' Oh, ''real'' tasteful! [[{{Anvilicious}} Just in case you didn't get]] he was the ''bad guy!''
-->-- ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'' on ''Film/{{Cobra}}''

->''"Did anyone else notice the lightning?"''
-->-- '''Timmy Turner''' when he first met Vicky, ''WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents: Abra-Catastrophe!''

->''"What did you call me, fairy? Nobody calls me a loser. NOBODY! Behold... Fists of iron... Eyes of fire... Wit as sharp as a sword. Hahahah... not to mention pretty, too!"''
-->-- '''Lord Darkar''' describing himself, ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub''

->'''Icy:''' Did you see that?\\
'''Stormy:''' Yeah. Ugly.\\
'''Darcy:''' And to think we were crushing on him!\\
'''Stormy:''' I know. First, Darkar, and now Baltor!\\
'''Icy:''' I really have to admit, we have no taste in guys.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/WinxClub'', for when the Trix are talking about Baltor's OneWingedAngel transformation sequence into a red demon.

->''"Okay, yes. He dragged a Great Old One up in chains from Hell itself to serve him! [[SarcasmMode But that doesn't make him evil! Wh-wh-why would you think that?]]"''
-->-- '''Spoony''' on [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Seymour]], ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'' (Ironically, [[spoiler:his summon is one of the most noble and tragic characters in the game]])

->'''Finn:''' I can't shake this weird feeling about Ricardio. I think he's... a villain!\\
'''Jake:''' Why? Is it because [[NonstandardCharacterDesign his face is so foldy and dramatic?]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime'', "Ricardio the Heart Guy"

->''"Walking stick, spiky hair, twirly mustache - he's a villain alright."''
-->-- Hreidmar's examine text in ''VideoGame/{{Runescape}}''

->''"This guy is giving off a murderous vibe! Even getting close to him makes my skin crawl..."''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]]''' on [[Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda Ganondorf]], ''[[VideoGame/SuperSmashBros Super Smash Bros Brawl]]''

->''"Christ, movie, we get it! He's a bad guy! We spotted that before the [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain massive racist tirade]] he just did! He couldn't be more transparent if he started [[DastardlyWhiplash twirling his moustache]]!"''
-->-- '''Film Brain''', ''WebVideo/BadMovieBeatdown'' on ''The Condemned''

->''"This guy has the word VILLAIN written all over him!"''
-->-- '''Etna''' about '''Vulcanus''' in ''MakaiSenkiDisgaea''

->''"You know... '''She''' said evil didn't look like anything, or that it looked like a lot of things... But '''I''' think it looks like '''you'''."''
-->-- '''Shadowchild'''', ''Digger''

->"Reapers may look evil and crazy, but there's a good reason for that. [[ShapedLikeItself They ARE evil and crazy.]]"
-->-- '''Palutena''' ''VideoGame/KidIcarusUprising''

->''"Woah, that's a bad guy, that's a really bad guy! Did you see his face? His head looks like one of the [[EenieMeenieMinyMoai Easter Island heads]]!"''
-->--'''Max''', ''Series/GetSmart''

->''"Tonight, the part of '[[TheHero Al]]' will be played by [[LampshadeHanging a tall, dark, and sinister ugly man]]."''
-->--'''The Genie''', ''{{Disney/Aladdin}}''

->''"He did that? This is the first I've heard of it. I actually don't know anything about this kid, I just ... I mean, look at him. He sucks. And he's objectively evil-looking. If I had to design someone to be the embodiment of slimy evil, he's the guy I'd design. He looks like if vanity, smugness and blond hair had a baby. He's what entitled douchebags bow and pray to at dawn. At all times he looks like he just can't wait to go home and smell his own poop. Slimy, slimy little twerp, I hate him."''
-->--'''[[Website/{{Cracked}} Danyul]]''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/4-problems-with-living-in-game-thrones-universe/ 4 Problems With Living in the "Game of Thrones" universe]]''.

->''I'm not so sure why everyone thinks allying with this newcomer is such a great idea, though. Calling your faction "The Shadow Runners" and having a big skull for an emblem isn't exactly reassuring. I mean, come on... were any of the Autobots honestly surprised when the Decepticons betrayed them?''
-->--''[[http://jayisgames.com/archives/2013/04/hands_of_war_3.php This Jayisgames review of Hands of War 3]]''.

->''Lets see; mad scientist, mustache... nope, I'm definitely the badguy.''
-->--''Dorkly'', Robotnik Finally Wins

-> ''I come from the darkness of the pit!''\\
''To the slaughter!''\\
'''Tremble''' ''before me!''\\
''I bring darkness!''\\
''I go to destroy!''\\
''Don't'' '''waste''' ''my time.''\\
''What is your feeble request?''\\
''You'' '''fail''' ''to amuse me.''
-->-- '''[[OurDemonsAreDifferent Pit Lord]]''' responses, ''WarcraftIII''
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