->[[color:red:TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes ]]
->[[color:red:TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed" ]]
->[[color:red:TG: fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it ]]
->[[color:red:TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet]]
->[[color:red:TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN" ]]
->[[color:red:TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there]]
-->-- '''Dave Strider''', '''''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}'''''
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