->TG: skepticism is the crutch of cinematic troglodytes\\
TG: like hey mom dad theres a dinosaur or a ghost or whatever in my room. "yeah right junior go back to bed"\\
TG: [[PetPeeveTrope fuck you mom and dad how many times are we going to watch this trope unfold it wasnt goddamn funny the first time i saw it]]\\
TG: just once id like to see dad crap his pants when a kid says theres a vampire in his closet\\
TG: "OH SHIT EVERYONE IN THE MINIVAN"\\
TG: be fuckin dad of the year right there
-->-- '''Dave Strider''', ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->''"Quiet Caveman, the adults are talking."''
-->-- '''[[EvilGenius Dr. M]]''', ''VideoGame/Sly3HonorAmongThieves''

->''"You're a repressed, withdrawn adolescent and I've got a degree so shut up!"''
-->-- '''Creator/BenElton''', ''Alfresco''

->''When you are young, they assume you know nothing.''
-->--'''Music/TaylorSwift''', "cardigan"

->'''Moon:''' Mayor Peppers, if I may, I have a working theory.\\
'''Mayor Peppers:''' Moon, as a ten-year-old, you by law cannot be here, so I am forced to ignore everything you say.\\
'''Moon:''' But what if I told you the smell was gravy-based?\\
'''Mayor Peppers:''' I'd say: who said that?
-->--''WesternAnimation/TheGreatNorth'', Season 3 "[[Recap/TheGreatNorthS3E21ForWhomTheSmellTollsPartOne For Whom the Smell Toll Part One]]"

->'''Percy:''' Sir! Sir!\\
'''The Fat Controller:''' Not now, Percy. Thomas, you are to collect the prize bull. He's at the farm on Toby's line.\\
'''Percy:''' But those tracks are wobbly!\\
'''The Fat Controller:''' There are ''safe enough''.\\
'''Thomas:''' Bye, Percy! (''leaves'')\\
'''Percy:''' Nobody ever listens to me...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/ThomasAndFriends'', "Percy Gets It Right"

->'''Rory''': Uh, Dad? I thought you'd wanna know--\\
'''Paul''': Not right now, Rory.\\
'''Rory''': Okay. (''opens front door'')\\
'''Paul''': Is that my car? IS THAT ''BRIDGET DRIVNG MY CAR?!''\\
'''Rory''': [[DeadpanSnarker Oh, so NOW you wanna know!]]
-->--''Series/EightSimpleRules'', "Wings"

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