->''"Dad, why are you Scottish?"''
-->--''Podcast/RiffTrax,'' ''Film/ThreeHundred''

->''"I love Creator/SeanConnery. You know why? 'Cause he doesn't mess around with actin', he doesn't show off. '''Actin'?!''' He's a '''movie star!''' When Sean Connery is an-- plays an Irish cop in ''Film/TheUntouchables'', he's like, 'Yesh, that'sh right, I'm a Irish cop. Begorah.' When he plays a Russian submarine commander in ''Film/TheHuntForRedOctober'', he's like, 'Yesh, that'sh right, I'm a Russian shubmarine commander. You know it, I know it, I'm Sean Connery, you're lucky I'm in thish piece of shit, now let'sh get on with it.'"''
-->-- '''Creator/CraigFerguson'''

->''I Don't Know What An Italian Accent Is, and At This Point I'm Too Afraid to Ask.''
-->-- '''Narrator''' describing Creator/ChrisPratt as [[WesternAnimation/TheSuperMarioBrosMovie Mario]], ''WebVideo/HonestTrailers''
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