->'''Brian:''' Look, Stewie, don't you think at some point you're gonna have to let Rupert go? I mean, you ''are'' getting a little old to have a teddy bear.
->'''Stewie:''' Brian, I'm one.
->'''Brian:''' Still?
-->--''FamilyGuy'', "Road to Rupert"

->'''Flapjack:''' Cool! How did you do that?
->'''Captain K'Nuckles:''' Eh, I'll tell you when you're older.
->'''Flapjack:''' When's that going to happen?
-->--''TheMarvelousMisadventuresOfFlapjack''


->''"I wish I would grow up; it feels like I've been 10 for years."'' [[note]]With Cataclysm, he has![[/note]]
-->--'''Anduin Wrynn''' (or rather his gold coin), ''WorldOfWarcraft''


->''"Aw Maggie, [[InvokedTrope don't ever turn two.]]"''
-->--'''Lisa Simpson''', ''TheSimpsons'', "Elementary School Musical"

->'''Lisa:''' To prolong the run of the series, I was secretly given anti-growth hormones.
->'''Homer:''' That's ridiculous! How could I even get all five necessary drops into her cereal? ''(beat)'' [[DefensiveWhat What?]]
-->--''TheSimpsons'', "Behind The Laughter"

->''"Why aren't I aging? Good God, am I a monster?"''
-->-- '''Bart Simpson''' (while writing on the chalkboard), ''RobotChicken'', "Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen"
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