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[[folder:Anime and Manga]]

->'''Kojiro:''' When was the longest time that she stayed away? \\
'''Kirino:''' That's got to be that one time! That one time! \\
'''Kojiro:''' Oh, ''that'' time!
-->-- ''Manga/BambooBlade''

->'''Sakaki:''' This could be just the thing I need to test my skills! I've never fought a zombie before.\\
'''Elder:''' ''I'' have.
-->-- ''Manga/KenichiTheMightiestDisciple''

->'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.\\
'''Ox Ford''': In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
-->-- ''Manga/SoulEater''

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[[folder:Comic Books]]

->'''Hellboy:''' Remember the secret room at Castle Glamis?\\
'''Pauline Raskin:''' That's why ''you'' go first.\\
'''Hellboy:''' Every dirty job...
-->-- ''{{Comicbook/Hellboy}}: Dr. Carp's Experiment''

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[[folder:Film - Live-Action]]

->'''[[ComicBook/BlackWidow Natasha Romanoff]]:''' This is just like Budapest all over again.\\
'''[[ComicBook/{{Hawkeye}} Clint Barton]]:''' You and I remember Budapest very differently.
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers''

->Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees him half out of his armor, ''Film/IronMan''

->(''Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her'')\\
'''Mullroy''': She's not breathing!\\
(''Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath'')\\
'''Murtogg''': Never would've thought of that...\\
'''Jack''': Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
-->-- ''Film/PiratesOfTheCaribbeanTheCurseOfTheBlackPearl''

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[[folder:Literature]]

->There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,\\
Or would sit making lace in the bow:\\
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,\\
Though none of the sailors knew how.
-->-- ''Literature/TheHuntingOfTheSnark''

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[[folder:Live-Action TV]]

->'''Airplane Pilot:''' Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father?\\
'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and-\\
'''Father Noel:''' (''coughcoughcough'')\\
'''Father Dougal:''' ...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
-->-- ''Series/FatherTed''

->I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel...
-->-- '''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->'''Agent Pickering''': When you were in Cuba, did you meet with a man named Juan Guzman?\\
'''Dr. Temperance Brennan''': ''(Waits a {{Beat}}, picks up her phone and dials a number)'' Hello. It's Dr. Brennan from the Jeffersonian. You told me to call you if anyone asked about... you know... him... Someone from the State Department named Samantha Pickering. ''(hands the phone to Pickering)''\\
'''Agent Pickering''': Pickering. Yes, sir! Yes... I'll wait... I'll wait here. ''(hands the phone back to Brennan, who hangs up the receiver)''\\
'''Dr. Temperance Brennan''': Any more questions?\\
'''Agent Pickering''': Uh, no. In fact, the entire review process is suspended. And I'm to wait here until someone comes to destroy my notes.
-->--'''Series/{{Bones}}''', "The Woman in the Car"

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[[folder:Newspaper Comics]]

->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' What noodles?\\
'''Calvin:''' Oh... uh... Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]
-->-- ''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey'' (like the [[TropeNamer Noodle Incident]] I've referred to in several strips) is left to the reader's imagination, where it's sure to be more outrageous.
-->-- '''Bill Watterson''', creator of ''Calvin and Hobbes''

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[[folder:Video Games]]

->'''Varric:''' (''on how his crossbow got [[ICallItVera her name]]'') There was a girl, and I made a promise. Bianca is the only story I can never tell.\\
'''Merrill:''' You can't say that! Now I want to know even more!\\
'''Varric:''' (''chuckles'') [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] Daisy.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->'''Barney''': You mean [the teleporter's] working? For real this time? [[TeleporterAccident Because I still have nightmares about that cat.]]\\
'''Alyx''': What cat?\\
'''Dr. Kleiner''': Ah, now, we've made major strides since then... ''major'' strides.\\
'''Alyx''': ''What cat?''
-->-- ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''

->Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.\\
Legally, I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that.
-->-- '''Nick''', ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their [[NoodleImplements Molotov cocktails]].
-->-- '''Rick Ajax''', ''Unbound Saga''

->Events always seem to unfold wherever I go. Like Chicago a few years ago. ...It's a bother to explain.
-->-- '''Beckett''', ''VideoGame/VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

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[[folder:Webcomics]]

->I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination.
-->-- '''Matthew Taranto''', author of ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''

->The only search my old site (notmydesk.com) ever pwned was "nude women with hiccups", the reasons for which I neither can nor wish to recall.
-->-- '''Chris Livingston''', creator of ''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'', on becoming the number one Google result for the word "concerned"

->[[color:blue:EB: how'd you get it then?]]\\
[[color:orange:TG: shenanigans]]\\
[[color:blue:EB: ok.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->'''Dora:''' Geez, you musta freaked out the first time you got your period, huh.\\
'''Hannelore:''' We don't... we don't talk about that day.
-->-- ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent''

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[[folder:Web Original]]

->And I made ''no'' friends buying the spork!
-->-- '''Peter Parker''', ''Music/BadLipReading''

->'''Louie''': But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him!\\
'''Dewey''': We can use the Fusion technique!\\
'''Louie''': Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time!\\
'''Dewey''': What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 3''

->There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants.
-->-- ''LetsPlay VideoGame/DwarfFortress: LetsPlay/{{Boatmurdered}}''

->26. [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use
-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation "Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation"]]

->That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
-->-- The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comic

->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let us never speak of it again]].
-->-- "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in TabletopGame/{{Eberron}} is Forbidden from Doing"

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[[folder:Western Animation]]

->'''Johnny''': Music/{{Mandy|Moore}} has made a knife out of her lollipop!\\
'''Nick''': Y'know, that kind of thing is exactly what kept me alive in Alaska. That, and the fact that I was a very good dancer.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch''

->I'd...rather not talk about it.
-->-- '''Jim Morales''', Kadik phys ed teacher, ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->'''Pleakley''': Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken.\\
'''Jumba''': I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.\\
'''Pleakley''': All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries''

->That's the second biggest tongue I have ever seen!
-->-- '''Clay''', ''WesternAnimation/XiaolinShowdown''

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