->'''Calvin:''' Lies! Everything Miss Wormwood said about me was a lie! She just doesn't like me! She hates little boys! It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! [[TropeNamer She told you about the noodles, right?]] It wasn't me! Nobody saw me! I was framed! I wouldn't do anything like that! I'm innocent, I tell you!\\
'''Calvin's Mom:''' What noodles?\\
'''Calvin:''' Oh...uh...Ha ha! [[SayingTooMuch Did I say noodles?]] [[ImplausibleDeniability You must have heard wrong. I didn't say noodles.]]
-->--''ComicStrip/CalvinAndHobbes''

->''Hamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooey'' (like the [[TropeNamer Noodle Incident]] I've referred to in several strips) is left to the reader's imagination, where it's sure to be more outrageous.
-->--'''Bill Watterson''', creator of ''CalvinAndHobbes'', talking about two [[NoodleIncident Noodle Incidents]] in his own comic.

->I always enjoy unspeakable horrors that are left up to the viewer's imagination.
-->-- '''Matthew Taranto''', author of ''Webcomic/BrawlInTheFamily''

->'''Kojiro:''' When was the longest time that she stayed away? \\
'''Kirino:''' That's got to be that one time! That one time! \\
'''Kojiro:''' Oh, ''that'' time!
-->-- ''BambooBlade''

->''There was also a Beaver, that paced on the deck,\\
Or would sit making lace in the bow:\\
And had often (the Bellman said) saved them from wreck,\\
Though none of the sailors knew how.''
-->-- ''Literature/TheHuntingOfTheSnark''

->291. Limericks are strictly forbidden after the incident at the Cathedral of the Silver Flame. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain Let us never speak of it again]].
-->-- "1001 and More Things the Worst Party in {{Eberron}} is Forbidden from Doing"

->'''Airplane Pilot:''' Have you ever been in a cockpit before, Father?\\
'''Father Dougal:''' Ah, no. But this one time I was on the bridge of a Sealink ferry, and it was funny, I was looking at the controls and -\\
'''Father Noel:''' (''coughcoughcough'')\\
'''Father Dougal:''' ...Oh, um, nothing happened at all.
-->-- ''Series/FatherTed''

->Brains come out, swamp water doesn't. Don't ask me how I know that.
-->-- '''Nick''', ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->Legally I'm not allowed to own a firearm. I hope you guys are okay with that.
-->-- '''Nick''', ''VideoGame/Left4Dead2''

->[[color:blue:EB: how'd you get it then?]]
->[[color:orange:TG: shenanigans]]
->[[color:blue:EB: ok.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

->There are dozens and dozens of engravings of dwarves being struck down by an seemingly-endless herd of legendary named elephants. The slaughter must have been unimaginable. I cannot conceive of what they must have done to engender this much hatred from the elephants.
-->-- LetsPlay ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'': {{Boatmurdered}}

->I had that dream again. The one about the rabbits and their [[NoodleImplements Molotov cocktails]].
-->-- '''Rick Ajax''', ''Unbound Saga''

->'''Pleakley''': Well, I just hope that this won't end up like the incident with the giant chicken.
->'''Jumba''': I thought we were agreeing never to talk about that again.
->'''Pleakley''': All I remember are the feathers. Oh, the feathers...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LiloAndStitchTheSeries''

->Let's face it, this isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing.
-->-- '''Tony Stark''' to Pepper Potts when she first sees him in his armor, ''Film/IronMan''

->Events always seem to unfold wherever I go. Like Chicago a few years ago. ...It's a bother to explain.
-->--'''Beckett''', ''VampireTheMasqueradeBloodlines''

->'''Kirikou''': Well, you know! We came from "talking" to that giant with our fists.
->'''Ox Ford''': In the end, everybody was completely nude around the campfire.
-->-- ''Manga/SoulEater''

->I'd...rather not talk about it.
-->-- '''Jim Morales''', Kadik phys ed teacher, ''WesternAnimation/CodeLyoko''

->'''Barney''': You mean it's working? For real this time? Because I still have nightmares about that cat.
->'''Alyx''': Cat?
->'''Dr. Kleiner''': Ah, now. We've made major strides since then. ...''Major'' strides.
->'''Alyx''': ''What cat?''
-->-- ''VideoGame/HalfLife2''

->''(Jack has just pulled a drowning Elizabeth out of the water, and Murtogg and Mullroy are trying to revive her)''\\
'''Mullroy''': She's not breathing!\\
''(Jack pulls off her corset, and she takes a deep breath)''\\
'''Murtogg''': Never would've thought of that...\\
'''Jack''': Clearly you've never been to Singapore.
-->-- ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl''

->That's nothing. I once lost my genetics, rocketry, and stripping licenses in a single incident.
-->-- The AltText to [[http://xkcd.com/410 this]] ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' comic

->'''Dora:''' Geez, you musta freaked out the first time you got your period, huh.
->'''Hannelore:''' We don't... we don't talk about that day.
-->-- ''QuestionableContent''

->'''Hellboy:''' Remember the secret room at Castle Glamis?
->'''Pauline Raskin:''' That's why ''you'' go first.
->'''Hellboy:''' Every dirty job...
-->--''{{Comicbook/Hellboy}}'': ''Dr. Carp's Experiment''

->'''Natasha Romanoff:''' This is just like Budapest all over again.
->'''Clint Barton:''' You and I remember Budapest very differently.
-->--''Film/TheAvengers''

->''26. [DATA REDACTED ON O5 REQUEST]. Not even for recreational use''
-->-- ''Wiki/SCPFoundation'', [[http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/the-things-dr-bright-is-not-allowed-to-do-at-the-foundation Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation]]

->''And I made'' no ''friends buying the spork!''
-->--'''Peter Parker''', ''Music/BadLipReading''

->'''Johnny''': [[MandyMoore Mandy]] has made a knife out of her lollipop!
->'''Nick''': Y'know, that kind of thing is exactly what kept me alive in Alaska. That, and the fact that I was a very good dancer.
-->--''WesternAnimation/CelebrityDeathmatch''

->'''Varric:''' ''(on how his crossbow got her name)'' There was a girl, and I made a promise. Bianca is the only story I can never tell.
->'''Merrill:''' You can't say that! Now I want to know even more!
->'''Varric:''' ''(chuckles)'' [[GenreSavvy That was the idea,]] Daisy.
-->--''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''

->The only search my old site (notmydesk.com) ever pwned was "nude women with hiccups", the reasons for which I neither can nor wish to recall.
-->--''Webcomic/{{Concerned}}'', on becoming the number one Google result for the word "concerned"

->'''Louie''': But he's too strong! Not even Unca Scrooge can beat him!\\
'''Dewey''': We can use the Fusion technique!\\
'''Louie''': Not Fusion! I promised not to use it after last time!\\
'''Dewey''': What happened to Webby was an accident! Believe in yourself, stupid!
-->--''WebAnimation/{{Ducktalez}} 3''

->''"I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel..."''
-->--'''Tyrion''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

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