->''And I thank you for those items that you sent me\\
The monkey and the plywood violin\\
I practiced every night, now I'm ready\\
First we take Manhattan, then we take Berlin''
-->--'''Music/LeonardCohen''', "First We Take Manhattan"

->"The stuff that was going on was pretty grafic and I don't want to make this fic M so all I'll say is that it was sexy and Takada was using mop but was naked (you'll have to figure out how for your self rofl!)"
-->''FanFic/LightAndDarkTheAdventuresOfDarkYagami''

-><[=TheDarkOfKnight=]> When I was a senior in high school we had to make a video and had to have blood packs. The best blood packs are made from condoms.
-><[=TheDarkOfKnight=]> We had the following on the checkout counter: 1 Box of Trojan Magnum condoms, 2 Bottles of Corn oil, 4 Bottles of red food color, two Super 8 video cassettes and one roll of duct tape.
-><[=TheDarkOfKnight=]> I have never before gotten weirder looks.

->"I should warn you before you begin that you will need a tire pump equipped with a basketball pumping needle, as well as an electric fan and a piece of old bed sheet. Now, if you are still with me we can begin."
-->Recipe for Peking Duck from ''The Frugal Gourmet'' by Jeff Smith

->"647. Any answer to a question involving the words 'wizard', 'station wagon' and 'wood paneling' is no."
--> ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG''

-> Teen boy to group of friends: So okay, all we need to take with us is some glue, feathers, some petrol, and a lighter.
-> Friend: Cool.
--> [[http://www.overheardeverywhere.com/archives/places/australia Overheard Everywhere]]

->'''Homer:''' ''We need to get the plant running, using only this.'' (dumps out the lost and found bin)
->([[TimeSkip The next morning]], Homer is shouting orders to delivery trucks...)
->'''Lard Lad Branch Manager:''' ''How did you ''do'' that?''
->'''Homer:''' ''[[LampshadeHanging It doesn't matter, only that it worked.]]''
-->--TheSimpsons comic book, ''Dollars to Donuts.''

->"Have killed many people, many ways, guns, knives, drugs, tech attacks, once with farming equipment but [[DeadlyDoctor never with medicine!]]"
-->'''Mordin Solus''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

-> '''Kenan''': "Kel, grab a clown, a flagpole, and a submarine, and meet me in my room! Come on, Buffalo Bottoms!"
-> '''Kel''': "Kenan, how am I gonna carry all of that stuff? Well, I guess I could put the clown and the flagpole inside the submarine, but it still SEEMS RATHER DIFFICULT! Aww, here it goes!"
--> '''KenanAndKel'''

->''I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street-level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez.''
-->--'''The Doctor''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS32E1TheImpossibleAstronaut "The Impossible Astronaut"]] [[note]]Of course, when you think about it, only the coffee is really strange, since the Doctor is a tea man.[[/note]]

->"Doll with bad haircut, bottle of wine, orange sunglasses, spray cleaner, pineapple, keyboard, balloon. I'm ready to make a music video."
-->'''[[SongsToWearPantsTo Andrew Huang]]'''

->[''after watching a sexy movie''] "I don't like getting you worked up like that. We can't actually do any of those things...You'd lose your soul and besides, I don't even own a kimono!"
--> --'''Buffy''', ''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Enemies"

->"...bring beef, tequila and condoms."
-->-- From an official advisor's email to SarahPalin
-->-- [[ComicallyMissingThePoint Wasn't Palin in favor of abstinence-only sex ed?]]

->"I will save you! More spud loaf! A square neck!"
-->-- From a {{Mondegreen}} of a reversed song from VeggieTales, seen [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cI-xJq91Kgw here]].

->GG: its a long story that involves a pinata and a gun and a very naughty doggie
->TG: i completely understand everything about that practically entirely
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Homestuck}}''

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