->''"[[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Jean-Luc's]] command style strikes a stark comparison to former ''Enterprise'' captain [[Series/StarTrekTheOriginalSeries James T Kirk]], as he spent less time banging sexy evergreen colored ladies while shooting Nazis in the face. Conversely, Picard spend more of his time doing the boring space-opera stuff like diplomacy, archeology, scanning asteroids and various other things that give ''VideoGame/EVEOnline'' players a boner."''
-->--'''{{Website/Cracked}}'''

->''"Hammond is insisting SG-1 needs a socio-political nerd to offset our overwhelming coolness."''
-->-- '''Colonel O'Neill''', ''Series/StargateSG1''

->''"You forgot about Dyrk Magz, and all because he has no superpowers. And now -- neither do you."''
-->-- '''Brainiac 5''', ''Comicbook/LegionOfSuperHeroes''

->''But that brutal, sweaty hand-to-hand business of yours isn't my style at all. Oh no — self-defense is ''your'' forte, not mine. If we should ever happen to encounter a mugger who somehow penetrates the protection of those three Rottweilers of yours, I'll be perfectly happy to hold your coat while you mop up the pavement with him. Heck, I'll even buy you a bonbon and a cup of hot chocolate afterward.''
-->--'''Hamish Alexander''', on Literature/HonorHarrington.

->''Hey, I've been in a firefight. Well, I've been in a fire. Actually... I was fired, from a frycooking opportunity.''
-->--'''Wash''', ''Series/{{Firefly}}: War Stories''

->'''Merton:''' If you're looking for a more ''challenging'' fight, the {{wolf|Man}} or the {{kick|Chick}}boxer should be free any minute now!
->'''Demon:''' Uh-uh.
-->--''Series/BigWolfOnCampus''

->''"[=LaGreca=]'s a sports broadcaster! This isn't something he's equipped to handle!"''
-->--'''Alissa Marino''', ''Mission Pro Wrestling Locked N' Loaded''

->''"I'm not a fighter, I'm a writer."''
-->-- '''Wilbur Soot''', ''WebVideo/DreamSMP''

->'''Blitzo:''' What the ''fuck'', Fizz!? How is someone this flexible ''this'' useless in combat!?
->'''Fizz:''' I'M A PERFORMER! I sing, I dance, I promote products that I don't actually use, I don't do ''danger!''
-->-- ''WebAnimation/HelluvaBoss''

->''"A well meaning and excitable guy who knows nothing about fitness or sports but has an endless supply of support and questions for his friends who do."''
-->-- From Buzz's bit on the [[https://www.starimpactcomic.com/cast cast page]] of ''Webcomic/StarImpact''
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