->''"Oh hush. ...please. It's rare for ''anyone'' to have weirdly colored hair. Elves included. I got stuck with blonde because it's about as common as black hair for humans. Unless one of my parents actually cheated with some other person and I'm really a bastard child with coincidental hair coloó"''
-->-- '''Az''', on why he looks so average

->''"Why?! Pandaís are useless! We have to force them to breed with each other just to keep them from going extinct!"''
-->-- '''KT''', in an attempt to convince Noka that [[EverythingsBetterWithPandas panda]] [[EndangeredSpecies bears]] are [[RefugeInAudacity fair game]]

->''"Well! The moral of the story is to never aim your...never shoot a gun while..don't listen to KT."''
-->-- '''[[DeadpanSnarker E]][[BrutalHonesty x]]'''

-> '''Alo:''' 'Oh, Iíll try! Mana is...magic?'
-> '''Dante:''' '...Does that work?'
-> '''Az:''' 'I can't do any better.'
-> '''Alo:''' 'íCause, you can do magical things with it. Like, likeó[[PlayingWithFire summon fire out of your hands!]]ó'
-> '''Az:''' '[[MundaneUtility Or reheat your soup.]]'
-> '''Alo:''' 'Or rain down lightning!'
-> '''Az:''' 'Or power the remote control with no batteries.'
-> '''Alo:''' '[[KillItWithIce And freeze stuff!]]'
-> '''Az:''' 'And...yeah, freeze stuff. Mostly seafood and beef to keep it from rotting, but...'

->''"Bread shouldn't be at the top. [[InsaneTrollLogic It takes a long time to kill bread. Everyone knows this.]]"''
-->-- '''Found'''

->''"[[BlatantLies I need help! My friendís bleeding out all over the sidewalk out there! Please! Anyone!]]"''
-->-- '''Noka''', right before [[spoiler: bamboozling free food from a diner, all while manipulating the employees into ''helping him''.]]