->''"And yet--And, yet... not ''one'' toilet on the entire ''[[Franchise/StarTrek Enterprise]]''... Not one! Do these people not poop?"''
-->-- Music/{{Voltaire}} (no, not [[Creator/FrancoisMarieArouet that]] one), ''Poopin' on the'' Enterprise

->''Do you know why we never see [[Series/TwentyFour Jack Bauer]] go to the bathroom? Because '''nothing''' escapes Jack Bauer!''
-->-- '''Anon.'''

->''Milne seriously asks us to believe that Pooh, that horizontal Porta Potti, will get slender enough merely by remaining motionless, never emitting so much as a plaintive fart, much less a purgative dump.''
-->--''Postmodern Pooh''

->''Gabriel pooped in a secret place.''
-->-- '''Penny Arcade'''

->''You ever notice that Batman never goes to the Bathroom? Maybe that's why he's always grimacing.''
-->-- DaveBarry

->'''[=VoidBurger=]''': What is it with [[{{Fahrenheit}} David]] [[HeavyRain Cage]] games and pissing? Why does everyone piss? Is he one of those people that found it unrealistic that, like, in ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' Link never goes to the bathroom?\\
'''ChipCheezum''': That's like a thought that five-year-olds have, though! Like, I thought that when I watched ''Franchise/PowerRangers'', like 'When do they pee?! They never pee! When do they go to the bathroom?!'
-->-- [[http://www.ustream.tv/recorded/11929141 Let's Stream]] ''{{Fahrenheit}}''

->'''Art''': OK, here's a question for you. Do ''[[Franchise/MyLittlePony My Little Ponies]]'' crap rainbows? Yes or no?\\
'''Pip''': I say "no". I don't believe they have the ability to crap ''at all''.\\
'''Pip''': I think it just builds up until they explode in a cloud of sugar and fertilizer, from which pretty flowers bloom.
-->-- ''Webcomic/SequentialArt'', page [[http://www.collectedcurios.com/sequentialart.php?s=751 751]]

->''"It's really depressing that some people's [[DarkerAndEdgier fanatical devotion to 'realism']] uses a definition of 'realism' that begins and ends with their frustration that almost no fictional works even mention, much less dwell on, the characters' habits of urination and defecation."''
-->-- '''[[http://forum.rpg.net/showthread.php?473443-deadEarth-why-isn-t-this-game-on-anyone-s-quot-Worst-Games-List-quot&p=10922557#post10922557 ArcTan]]''' on ''[=deadEarth=]''

->'''Jack Kirby''': Have you ever saw a comic book character going to the toilet?
-->-- ''ComicBook/RatMan''
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