->They embrace and Tommy teases, “What, no kiss?” I believe this is called The Love That Dare Not Speak Its Name For A Damned Good Reason.
-->-- '''Website/TheAgonyBooth''' recap of ''HudsonHawk''

->[[AnAesop This teaches us all a valuable lesson]]—[[SpoofAesop rape is undesirable when ugly people are doing it.]]
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/DeathNoteAbridgedHikariPop Death Note Abridged Series]] ([[http://www.youtube.com/user/Hikaripop#p/u/11/ZtfZ4H_8SgU Hikaripop]])''

->[[NoIndoorVoice YOU'VE RUINED SEX FOR ME! FOREVER!]]
-->-- Loud Howard, ''WesternAnimation/{{Dilbert}}''

->No one is [[DieForOurShip dying for your ship]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' forum post responding to one poster saying that his preferred pairing was still [[BaldBlackLeaderGuy Roy]] and [[KnightTemplar Mi]][[AxCrazy ko]] about 200 strips after any chance for it had completely fallen apart.

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