-> '''Travis:''' I know a lot of gamers out there don't have much patience. Least that's what Bishop, the dude at the video store said. So I'm at the register, then I realize I got no money. I was seriously broke. Why? Cuz I met this smokin' hot chick last night at the Death-Match bar. Man, she smelled good! So being the gentleman I am, I bought her a drink. Anyhoo, I decide to get a job. The gig: assassinate the Drifter. So I went where I was supposed to and waited for the guy to show up. And there he was. This cat. Well dressed, cool. Couldn't tell if he was "the shit"...or just plain ol' shit. Yeah, so he's stylin', fast, aggressive and packin' heat. Bada Bing! Or at least it was supposed to be... Til she showed up. Her name: Sylvia Christel. An agent with this whatchamacallit Association.
-> '''Sylvia:''' Congratulations. You are certified as the 11th-best hit man. How about getting rid of the ten killers above you and aim for the top?
-> '''Travis:''' I wanna be number one. How's that? Short and simple enough for you? It's gonna be a long, hard road. But who knows? Could kick ass... Could be dangerous. Could totally suck. Whaddaya say, bro? Join me. Let's see how far we can take this. [[NoFourthWall And for you there holding the Wii Remote right now... Just press the A Button. Let the bloodshed begin.]]

->[[CrowningMusicOfAwesome "You think the fire in your eyes makes you a tiger in disguise?]]
->[[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech Dream on, you god damn pussy!"]]
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