->''"...Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."''
-->-- '''The Principal''', ''Film/BillyMadison''

->'''Goldmember''': Dr. Evil, can I paint his yoo-hoo gold? It's sorta my thing.
->'''Dr. Evil''': [[EvenEvilHasStandards How about NO, you crazy Dutch bastard!]]
-->-- ''Film/AustinPowers'' ''in Goldmember''

->'''Gabe:''' I've got an awesome idea for a new comic! [[BlackComedy What if a terrorist was in a delivery room waiting for a pregnant woman to give birth so he could kill it!]] See, [[CrossesTheLineTwice it's a comic about spawn camping]].
->'''Tycho:''' No, we can't do that. [[LetUsNeverSpeakOfThisAgain No-one can even know that you said it, or that I heard it. It will be our secret, forever.]]
-->-- ''Webcomic/PennyArcade'' [[https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/08/16/we-do-in-fact-have-limits comic]]

->''"And just in case you didn't get enough of that balls-pounding action, the game opens up an entire league of Blitzball! Oh...oh, wow. No. God no. Just...no. Look, is that meant to be a reward? Do I want to play more Blitzball — Do I want to be waterboarded? Are you mad?!"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Spoony]]''', on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyX''

->'''Dr. Amari''': Do you...have [the brain] with you?\\
'''Sole Survivor''': Could you say that like Doctor Frankenstein? "Igor, fetch me the brain!"\\
'''Dr. Amari''': ''No, I will not.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/Fallout4''

->Re: Joining [[Franchise/MarvelCinematicUniverse the Avengers]]\\
No.\\
Absolutely not.\\
Go bother [[Film/XMenFilmSeries Prof. X.]]\\
No.\\
Sincerely,\\
[[ComicBook/IronMan Tony Stark]]
-->-- '''[[https://www.bleedingcool.com/2018/04/29/ryan-reynolds-deadpool-joining-avengers/ Promo]] [[https://www.bleedingcool.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/deadpool.tony_.stark_-600x338.jpg image]]''' for ''Film/Deadpool2''

->'''Wade''': Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third-act flashback?\\
'''Logan''': Uh...go fuck yourself.
-->-- ''Film/DeadpoolAndWolverine''

->''"Just a moment. I have a multitude of extravagant ways of saying 'no' to this, and I need to decide on one."''
-->-- '''Susan''', ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive [[https://egscomics.com/egsnp/2015-09-25 NP]]''

->''"Nightmare!"''
-->-- '''Creator/NaokiYoshida''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmffV4oKZu4 in answer to a question regarding]] [[OldShame "Classic" 1.0 version servers for]] ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIV''

-> '''Dylan:''' She accidentally got me [[MisterSeahorse pregnant]] when we were making out on a huge pile of chaos emeralds.\\
'''Sonic:''' Why did you say that like it was a completely normal sentence?
-->-- ''WebAnimation/DorklyOriginals''

->'''Frieza''': I object.\\
'''Supreme Kai of Time''': What?\\
'''Frieza''': I said...''I object.''\\
'''Elder Kai''': Hm? Now this is unexpected...\\
'''Frieza''': You see, I grow so very tired of every last person in the forsaken cosmos parading their juvenile brand of justice. (''pointing to Goku Black'') Must I be subjected to the sight of that ''simian''?! That ''apish countenance''! That '''''damned monkey man!''''' Absolutely infuriating! And coupled with those ''condescending eyes''?! Oh, I just can't take it anymore! I'm terribly sorry, but I'm going to have to [[MurderIsTheBestSolution murder everyone here]]. It's absolutely the only way I have to hold on to my dear sanity.
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse2''

->''"blocked. blocked. blocked. youre all blocked. none of you are free of sin"''
-->-- ''Blog/{{Dril}}'' [[https://twitter.com/dril/status/473706394009759744 in June 2014]]

->''"An aggressive leviathan with an enormous beak, there is limited knowledge of this alien monstrosity at this time, and many on [=4546B=] hope it stays that way."''
-->-- [[https://subnautica.fandom.com/wiki/Chelicerate Chelicerate databank entry]], ''[[VideoGame/{{Subnautica}} Subnautica: Below Zero]]''

->''"Nope. Nuh-uh. No way. Yikes!"''
-->-- '''Dirty Sock''' if you repeatedly attempt to send him over the washing machine waterfall, ''VideoGame/PajamaSamLifeIsRoughWhenYouLoseYourStuff''

->'''Qui-Gon''': Anakin will bring balance to the Force? That would be good, right?
->'''Mace Windu''': Noooo... no no no no... It would be really, really... No. Just... no.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids ''

->'''Blanc:''' It's so ''dumb''.\\
'''Birdie:''' ''[gasp]'' Oh, it's so dumb, it's brilliant!\\
'''Blanc:''' NO! IT'S JUST ''DUMB''!
-->-- ''Film/GlassOnion''

->'''Mileena:''' So, you and I...\\
'''Kung Lao:''' Do not even ''think'' of it!\\
'''Mileena:''' You're right. You're unworthy.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

->'''Erron Black:''' Goddamn, your voice is like nails on a chalkboard.\\
'''Noob Saibot:''' It will be the last thing you hear.\\
'''Erron Black:''' Aw, hell no.
-->-- ''Videogame/MortalKombat11''

->'''Yang:''' What's your name, kid?\\
'''Superman:''' Heheheh, just call me... Superman. (''cue spotlight and uplifting heroic music over the now-dorky-looking teenager that is certainly not the Man of Steel'')\\
'''Yang:''' Yeah... ''no''.\\
(''Superman deflates in defeat, groaning'')
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/JusticeLeagueXRWBYSuperHeroesAndHuntsmen''

->''"Shut it down"''
-->-- [[RunningGag Said repeatedly on]] ''Series/ThirtyRock''

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