->''HATE..! HATE..! HATE..! HATE! HATE! HATE-HATE-HATE-HATEHATEHATEHATE'''HAAAATE!!!'''''
-->-- '''Suruga Kanbaru''', ''Literature/{{Bakemonogatari}}''

->''Time for school... a lesson in the school of life, eh?''
-->-- '''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5kSYB5YXito Balio]]''', ''VideoGame/BreathOfFireIII''

->Well a hush fell over the pool room, Jimmy come boppin' in off the street\\
And when the cuttin' was done the only part that wasn't bloody was the soles of the big man's feet\\
He'd been cut in 'bout a hundred places and he was shot in a couple more\\
And you'd better believe they sung a different kind of story when Big Jim hit the floor!
-->-- '''Music/JimCroce''', "You Don't Mess Around With Jim"

->''Ah yes, I was wondering what would break first: your spirit, or your body!''
-->-- '''[[GeniusBruiser Bane]]''' to Franchise/{{Batman}}, ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises''

->''You know, normally I hate to kick a guy when he's down on his luck, but... with [[BigBad you]], [[AssholeVictim I don't give a damn]]. You killed my friends and countless innocent bystanders, so don't expect any mercy.''
-->--'''Jotaro Kujo''' to '''DIO''', ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

->'''Steely Dan:''' Please, I beg of you! Forgive me!\\
'''Jotaro:''' Ask for forgiveness from Enya, the woman you killed. But as for me, [[ThisIsUnforgivable I never had the]] ''[[ThisIsUnforgivable slightest intention]]'' [[ThisIsUnforgivable of forgiving you]].\\
'''Steely Dan:''' [[OhCrap D-Dio paid me to cause this madness... you can have it all!]]\\
'''Jotaro:''' Good grief... I know this is blatantly obvious, but you really are a piece of work. What you owe me... ''can never be paid back with money!''\\
'''[[FightingSpirit Star Platinum]]:''' '''[[RapidFireFisticuffs ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!]]'''
-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

->'''D'Arby:''' Please, mercy, I beg you! I've already given you back Kakyoin's soul, haven't I? It's like they say, no harm, no foul! We're good... right? Right? ''Right?''\\
'''Jotaro:''' You want to know whether I'll forgive you, why don't you just do what you do best and read my mind? ''No! No! No! No! No!'' [...] Answer this. Will I hit you with my right fist or decide to deck you with my left? I'd love to know.\\
'''D'Arby:''' Well, since you're asking, you'll use... your right one?\\
'''Jotaro:''' ''No! No! No! No! No!''\\
'''D'Arby:''' Then... your left?\\
'''Jotaro:''' ''No! No! No! No! No!''\\
'''D'Arby:''' You're... not going to use ''both'', are you?\\
'''Jotaro:''' ''Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! YES!''\\
'''D'Arby:''' Are you going to do the "ORA ORA" thing?!\\
'''Joseph:''' '''YES! YES! YES! [[FacePalm Oh my God]]....'''\\
[Cue the beatdown]\\
'''Narrator:''' D'Arby Younger, out of commission!
-->-- ''Manga/JojosBizarreAdventureStardustCrusaders''

->'''Giorno''': You were close. I drew out my speech in order to buy myself time. The bullet that tore a hole through your head still had to mature before eventually making its way back to the initial wound. The shrapnel that drew it was lodged into your skull and returned to its original form as a beetle. One whose growth I happen to accelerate greatly with Golden Wind when I aimed for the propellers. I wanted to be certain that you were completely neutralized, meaning I had to finish you off. Whether or not I can still hear a heartbeat.\\
'''Cioccolata''': (unintelligible) B-But you said... th-that if I just stayed still that I-I would still m-make it out of this alive.\\
'''Giorno''': Oh, give me a break. [[IronicEcho If you thought I was being serious, then you're the worthless fool]]. '''I don't spare pieces of shit!'''\\
'''Cioccolata''': Rah... What did you just call me?!\\
''[Cue '''seven pages''' of Giorno [[RapidFireFisticuffs beating the ever-loving tar out of Cioccolata]]]''\\
'''Giorno/Gold Experience''': '''MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA! MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA!''' '''''WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!''''' '''MUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDA--'''\\
'''Cioccolata''': [[RapidFireNo No! No! Nonono! Nonono! Nono!]]\\
'''Giorno/Gold Experience''': '''''MUDAAAAAAAAA!'''''\\
''[Giorno smashes Cioccolata into the air and lands him right into a garbage truck.]''
-->-- ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventureGoldenWind''

->'''Tyler:''' Where'd you go, psycho boy?\\
'''[[NoNameGiven Narrator:]]''' ...I felt like destroying something beautiful.
-->-- ''Film/FightClub''

->''[[VillainousBreakdown I don't understand...!]] [[ThisCannotBe How can this be happening to me...]] [[AGodAmI when I've absorbed God?!]] How can a mere human... a meager ''Alchemist...'' with his ''bare hands''?!?''
-->-- '''Father''' as he is receiving the beating of a lifetime from Edward Elric, ''Manga/FullmetalAlchemist''

->''[[VillainousBreakdown There's no escape this time, Basil!]]''
-->-- '''Professor Ratigan''', ''WesternAnimation/TheGreatMouseDetective''

->''[[MemeticMutation Don't fuck with THIS senator!]]''
-->-- '''Senator Armstrong''', ''VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance''

->''WesternAnimation/BugsBunny's Birthday Blowout! How about Bugs Bunny's Birthday BEATING?!''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd''' during his review of ''VideoGame/TheBugsBunnyBirthdayBlowout''

->'''Mr. Larson:''' (''after Shooter takes the gold jacket'') Hey, I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's! (''slow-mo'') Raaahrrr! I will get you, Shooter! (''amidst beatings'') Stay still!\\
'''Shooter [=McGavin=]:''' [[BigNo NOOOOO!]] (''beatings continue'')
-->-- ''Film/HappyGilmore''

->''Then all hell broke loose. It wasn't a trial. It wasn't even a lynching. '''[[TakeOurWordForIt It wasn't human.]]'''''
-->-- '''The Gibbon''', ''ComicBook/MarvelApes''


->''Still... it hardly seems fair, being of my position, to take all my anger out on you. Which is why I promise up front not to murder you... No, I'll just beat you within an inch of your life!''
-->-- '''Ghirahim''', ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaSkywardSword''

->'''Chu:''' (''trying to get up from the ground'') Bastard...\\
'''Usopp:''' AH! [[CallingYourAttack Usopp Hammer!]] Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! [[JokeItem Usopp Rubberband!]] Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! Usopp Hammer! USOPP HAMMER!
-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece''

->''Hey, you know what really gets under my skin? [[DemBones Proverbially, of course?]] A century of wizards looking down their damn noses at me. ''[[https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Energy_Drain_(Spell) Energy Drain!]]'' I know people think I'm stupid. Because I'm not a [[https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Wizard wizard]]. Because I get bored easily. Because I have no interest in strategy or tactics or contingency planning. ''[[CallingYourAttacks Energy Drain!]]'' But see, I've learned a lot over the years since I died. A lot more than I learned during my life. And now I see that planning doesn't matter. Strategy doesn't matter. Only two things matter: Force in as great a concentration as you can manage, and style. And in a pinch, style can slide. ''[[PunctuatedPounding Energy Drain!]]'' In any battle, there's always a level of force against which no tactics can succeed. For example, all I need to do is keep smacking you with Energy Drains, and soon you won't be able to cast any of your fancy spells at all. ''Energy Drain!'' Because yes, I am a [[https://dnd-wiki.org/wiki/SRD:Sorcerer sorcerer]] - and this magic is in my bones, not cribbed off of "Magic for Dummies." [[WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer And I can keep casting the same friggin' spell at you until you roll over and die.]] You can have your finely-crafted watch - give me the sledgehammer to the face any day. ''ENERGY DRAIN!
-->-- '''[[BigBad Xykon]]''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''Then I find [the Engineer], hiding by teleporter. I take his gun away from him. He tries to hit me with wrench So I take wrench away from him. I take his wrench and shove it down his throat, all the way down to the handle. Then I rip off all his fingers, one by one! Let's see you build toys NOW! (''laughs'') There is blood everywhere! And he is crying! (''laughs'') I think he cries out for mother, but... the wrench is stuck in his throat! And it sounds like (''imitates a choking noise''). [[ComedicSociopathy Is this not the funniest thing?]]''
-->-- '''[[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 The Heavy]]''', ''VideoGame/PokerNightAtTheInventory''[[note]]'''[[WebAnimation/HomestarRunner Strong Bad]]:''' ...That is some ''bleeped''-up ''bleep'', man!!![[/note]]

->''Looks like it's time for a sustained and brutal beating.''
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''Comicbook/ThePunisherMAX'', "The Slavers"

->''Get up.''
-->-- '''Johnny Gat''', [[PunctuatedPounding repeatedly]], ''VideoGame/SaintsRow2''

->''If one of you try and violate me\\
You'll get a punch in your face with my front-door key\\
Punch in the neck with my back-door key\\
Box in the mouth with my [=X6=] key\\
Box in the eye with the fob I use to log into my HSBC\\
Talk about banks, kill 'em with P's\\
Run up in yo girl's house with two of my G's\\
Get the money out, put the money in his mouth\\
Then suffocate man with about two G's\\
Suffocate man with about four G's\\
Suffocate man, then I might just breeze\\
I'll bury man two-foot shallow\\
Ain't got time to dig six feet deep''
-->--'''Music/{{Jme}}''', "Man Don't Care"

->''Ladies will tell you that fighting was only invented because men needed a way to measure their dongs when they were away from a ruler. But this fighting article is about something you can appreciate, girls: revenge. Sometimes combat is simply used as a way to tell your enemy that you thought about what they did and ''fuck them''.''
-->-- '''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', ''[[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-5-greatest-revenge-matches-in-mma-history/#ixzz1Upj3JQMU The Five Greatest Revenge Matches in MMA History]]''

->''[[ThereIsNoKillLikeOverkill After a while]], [[PummelingTheCorpse all I'm doing is pounding chunks of wet bone into the floorboards]], so I stop.''
-->-- '''John Hartigan''', ''Film/SinCity''

->''"I've taken a beating before, but never anything like this. Never like this. The sounds go wet. Maybe he keeps hitting me, I don't know. I'm gone. Gone to that place where there's no pain or thought. I wake up in mid air. The pavement rushes up to give me a big sloppy kiss."''
-->--'''Dwight [=McCarthy=]''' gets the living shit beaten out of him by '''Manute''', ''Film/SinCityADameToKillFor''

->''Give me your '''face''!'''
-->-- '''Optimus Prime''' as he tears it off the Fallen, ''Film/TransformersRevengeOfTheFallen''

->''Your orders are simple: I punch, you suffer. Got it?''
-->-- '''[[BewareTheSillyOnes Wes Janson]]''' [[CombatPragmatist "duels"]] an [[ProudWarriorRace Adumari]] nobleman, ''Literature/XWingSeries: Starfighters of Adumar''

->And with that, she cracked a blow to [[ComicBook/{{Supergirl}} Kara's]] face that broke her nose.\\
The static-shriek of pain in the telepathic plug was a sonata to Satan Girl. Smiling for the first time in minutes, she followed with another wallop, and another, and another. Four unanswered blows. Kara tried to resist, but her defense was fading.\\
Satan Girl pounded her. Over and over again.\\
[...]\\
\\
Satan Girl hesitated. She had been laying into Supergirl like a butcher on a steer. But she had been so busy in her fantasy that she had taken no notice of what she had really done.\\
Supergirl was not moving.\\
Satan Girl smashed her a few more times, just to make sure. Then she listened for a heartbeat.\\
Nothing.
-->-- ''Fanfic/HellsisterTrilogy''

->''"What's happening? Been away? Yeah! TEN '''[[PrecisionFStrike FUCKING]]''' YEARS!"''
-->--'''Morty,''' ''Film/LayerCake''

->''"I'm going to start beating you now. I don't know when I'll stop."''
-->--'''Vegeta,''' ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->''"I'm gonna break your arms. I'm gonna break your legs. I'm gonna break your neck. What you hear is excitement."''
-->--'''Jack Reacher''', ''Film/JackReacherNeverGoBack''

->With that first blow on the elbow the nightmare had started... How many times he had been beaten, how long the beatings have continued, he could not remember. Always there were five or six men in black uniforms at him simultaneously. Sometimes it was fists, sometimes it was truncheons, sometimes it was steel rods, sometimes it was boots. There were times when he rolled around the floor, as shameless as an animal, writhing his body this way and that in an endless, hopeless effort to dodge the kicks, and simply inviting more and yet more kicks, in his ribs, in his belly, on his elbows, on his shins, in his groin, in his testicles, on the bone at the base of his spine. There were times when it went on and on until the cruel, wicked, unforgivable thing seemed to him not that the guards continued to beat him but that he could not force himself to lose consciousness... Sometimes he was beaten until he could hardly stand, then flung like a sack of potatoes onto the stone floor of a cell, left to recuperate for a few hours, and then taken out and beaten again.
-->-- '''Winston Smith''' gets [[ColdBloodedTorture put through hell]] at the Ministry of Love, ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour''

-> ''In all my years of being a ninja, I've come close to death only twice. The first time, I broke one leg, both arms, and ruptured a handful of internal organs, that was when I was caught doing....'research'. Tsunade beat me like a drum.''
-->-- '''Master Jiraiya''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->''"I want him more than dead, I'll split his fricking head open!"''
-->--'''Tetsuo''', ''Manga/{{AKIRA}}''

->'''[[Anime/{{Daimos}} Kazuya Ryuuzaki]]''': '''UUUUOOOOHHHH!!!!''' (Punch!) (Punch!)\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamCharsCounterattack Bright Noa]]''': E-enough, Ryuuzaki!\\
'''Kazuya Ryuuzaki''': I've had it with you, you warmonger piece of garbage!! (Punch!) (Punch!) (Punch!) (Punch!) (Punch!)\\
'''[[Anime/MobileSuitGundamWingEndlessWaltz Trowa Barton]]''': He's hitting all of his vital points with incredible precision.\\
'''Protagonist (in this case, Axel Almer)''': Ouch... It just hurts looking at it.\\
'''Duo Maxwelll''': Uhhh, shouldn't we stop him?\\
'''Miwa Sakimori''': Guuuuhh... Bleeeuurgh...\\
'''Kazuya Ryuuzaki''': '''[[UnstoppableRage MIWAAAAAA!!!!]]'''\\
'''Kyoshiro Yuzuki''': Cut it out, Kazuya, you're killing him!
-->--''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsAdvance'', an adaptation of [[GeneralRipper General]] [[Anime/{{Daimos}} Miwa]]'s beatdown.

->''You stupid, old man. You don't get to rush this.''
-->--'''Abby Anderson''', ''VideoGame/TheLastOfUsPartII''

->''Don't go down, cocksucker. Don't go down, [[UnstoppableRage I want to hit you some more]].''
-->--'''Eliot''', ''[[Literature/TheMagicians The Magician's Land]]''

->''No! One more punch would kill you.''
-->--'''Batman''', ''WesternAnimation/RobotChicken'', ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eargrlvfc14 remembering]] [[ThouShaltNotKill his one rule]] after having punched the Joker's face into a bloody mess''

->'''Superman:''' "He's dead, Zod. You're going to have to pay for that."\\
'''Zod:''' "Forgive my not trembling, Kal-El... But what am I to fear, in light of your moronic code against killing?"\\
'''Superman:''' "You're right, Zod! I can't take your life-- much as I'm tempted! But my code does not say a damn thing-- about not battering you to within an inch of it!! Murderer!!" (thinking) And there are moments... When I think I should chuck that code altogether...!
-->-- ''ComicBook/ThePhantomZone''

->''Okay, that's enough! I'm not a punching bag!''
-->--'''Jocelyn''', ''VisualNovel/ItLivesWithin'', after being beaten half to death by [[spoiler: Rowan Burke]] for [[spoiler: misguidedly betraying them]]

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