->'''McNinja''': Why can't people look past the fact that Judy's a gorilla and I'm a ninja? We're people too!\\
'''Mom''': I'm sorry I didn't mean-\\
'''McNinja''': Well, except Judy. She's a gorilla.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheAdventuresOfDrMcNinja''

->''"This is the best movie Iíve ever seen. It has a vampire and an explosion!"''
-->-- '''Fry''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->'''Peter''': Siam, 2015 AD. The city lies in ruins after the Ninth Nucular World War. It is a grim future with [[StuffBlowingUp lots of explosions]] and [[{{Fanservice}} partial nudity]], a future where an oppressive new king has seized power. Only one man can stop him. No, one ''machine''! I am an Automaton Nucular Neohuman Android. You may call me ANNA. I am a robot [[InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja ninja]] from the planet England who is here to destroy you and free this land from your tyranny.\\
'''Brian''': I've been expecting you, ANNA. Allow me to introduce my Siamese children! ''(claps hands, signaling five swimsuit models)''\\
'''Peter''': [[IgnoreTheFanservice I will not be swayed by your attempts to confuse my programming with your all-female sex orgy]]. [[EverybodyWasKungFuFighting We must kung-fu fight!]]
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy''

->''"Normally a guy with cybernetic implants would be evenly matched against a [[NinjaMaid ninja secretly disguised as a housemaid]], but throw in a child with the ability to freeze time and, well, now things actually get confusing."''
-->-- [[Creator/AdultSwim adultswim.com]], on ''Anime/CodeGeass''

->'''Iruka''': Don't worry Naruto! A wound like this could never kill a ninja, especially a robot ninja like me!\\
'''Naruto''': But sensei, you are not a robot! You are a human being!\\
'''Iruka''': Oh, I guess that part was just in my dream then...
-->-- ''NarutoTheAbridgedComedySpoofSeriesShow''

->"'''Tyrannosaurs in F-14s!!'''"
->'''Calvin:''' ''This is ''so'' cool!''
->'''Hobbes:''' ''This is ''so'' stupid!''
-->''CalvinAndHobbes''

->"Then you see the [[ChainsawGood chainsaw]] ninja zombie and the last two things that go through your mind is (sic) the thought ''ohmygodthatissocool'' and a chainsaw."\\
- '''Jackrabbit''', ''VideoGame/DwarfFortress'' forums

->"Richard Garriot's tabletop ''DungeonsAndDragons'' game must have been just about the most glorious thing in human history. This game takes ''[[TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons D&D]]'', ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''StarWars'', ''Series/DoctorWho'' among many other things, throws them in a blender and hits the puree switch, any ''my god is it beautiful''. This guy is a god of nerds."\\
-- ''WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment'' on ''VideoGame/UltimaI''

-> They became ''vampires''. ''Vampire wizard ninja brothers from the moon.''
-->-- '''''WebComic/AxeCop''''', Episode 9

->'''Squidward:''' I could be anything I set my mind to. I could be a football player, or a king, or a spaceman.\\
'''[=SpongeBob=]:''' Or a football-playing king in space...with a mustache.
-->'''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants''', "Can You Spare a Dime?"

->"I'd never thought i'd ever say this but the climax of the film involves Holmes in a hot air ballon fighting Iron Man in a giant robot dragon while Watson rides on horseback to stop an android from blowing up Buckingham Palace. I can't even make a joke about that!"
--> WebVideo/TheCinemaSnob describing the climax of The Asylum's ''Sherlock Holmes''

->'''James:''' "It's really one of the greatest twists ever. The mummy is a werewolf."\\
'''Mike:''' "The mummy is a fucking werewolf!"
--> -- Cinemassacre reviews ''[[http://cinemassacre.com/2011/09/16/face-of-the-screaming-werewolf-commentary/ Face of the Screaming Werewolf]]''

-> 'I'm a tap-dancing ballerina fairy princess veterinarian!'
--> ''ASeriesOfUnfortunateEvents'' '''Carmelita Spats''

->'''Marik''': "What am I, part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell?"
->*{{Beat}}*
->'''Marik''': "Oh my God, I hope I'm part of a friggin' vampire terrorist cell!"
-->''LetsPlay/MarikPlaysBloodlines''

-> 'You're a crazed penniless lobster doctor. No combination of you should be a comedian!'
--> '''Hermes''' ([[BunnyEarsLawyer a Jamaican limboing accountant]]), ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''"[[Webcomic/{{Homestuck}} [Lord English]]] is many things. A time traveling crime lord pimp. An omnipotent, indestructible puppet-based demon. A monster born out of an ancient, short, smug, cueball-headed gunslinger, the blight of two universes by his birth alone. An Egyptian pharaoh Incredible Hulk in shredded pants and suspenders with a green Jigsaw puppet-like skull for head, a gold fang, and flashing pool balls for eyes. And with his gold cuestick pegleg and long coat, appears to also be somewhat reminiscent of a pirate, and may or may not bear some tenuous connection to Skipper Plumbthroat, nemesis of all Squiddles, who have been clearly shown to be friendly cartoon-standins for the dark gods."''
-->--'''AndrewHussie''', via Tumblr

->Apart from being able to cast some seriously cool magic shit, Princess Zelda is also the first and currently only princess to ever have been both a ninja and a pirate.
-->--'''Website/{{Cracked}}'''

->''"I am [[HumanAliens an alien from beyond the stars]] [[DarkMagicalGirl that uses the art of magic]]."''
-->--'''Yuki Nagato''', ''LightNovel/HaruhiSuzumiya'', "[[NonIndicativeFirstEpisode The Adventures of Mikuru Asahina Episode 00]]"

->''Super King has all the powers of a king!\\
Plus all the powers of {{Superman}}!\\
Also he's a robot! Ain't he cool?\\
[[BraggingThemeTune Super King, you rule!]]''
-->-- '''Bender's superhero theme tune''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

->''The [giant flesh-eating] hideous mutant demon squid has escaped again and it's created an army of cyborg zombie soldiers to do it's evil bidding!''
-->--'''InvaderZim''', ''[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin Zim Eats Waffles]]''

->''But really, bitching about secret baby plots aside, this item is more a warning about the tendency some [[RomanceNovel romance]] authors have for slapping together a bunch of hackneyed themes. Does your book feature a werewolf amnesiac cowboy? Does the [[VampiresAreSexGods vampire]] boardroom mistress long for a Navy SEAL sheikh?''
-->--'''Smart Bitches, Trashy Books''', "The Top Ten Signs You're Reading a Very Bad Romance Novel"

->''"I would just like to point out that you just read about a ghost and a gorilla vampire trying to have sex when they suddenly are interrupted by a robot out to get a drug lord. You will ''never'' read that again in ''any'' other context, so cherish this moment before it's gone."''
-->-- Review of the movie ''Film/RoboVampire'' at [[http://encyclopedia-obscura.com/moviesrobovampire.html Encyclopedia Obscura]]

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