->''...The Ninja were basically rural types who had to think outside the ''bushido'' box, and therefore got a reputation for [[CombatPragmatist deception and trickery]]; the legends of mystical powers came later. It's like assigning magical powers to '''Series/TheBeverlyHillbillies'''''[[note]]Though now that I think of it, that's not too far off the mark - Ellie Mae could commune with animals, Jethro was nigh indestructible, Granny could move with rapid speed and Jed was some sort of Zen master. I bet if you started some crap with Jed in a bar, you would suddenly find yourself on the floor bleeding all the while swearing that the poorly-dressed patriarch never moved. I bet Darth Vader would've thought twice about picking a fight with Jed Clampett. I'm digressing already. That's a bad sign.[[/note]]'' and then having them topple governments and hire out to the highest bidding supervillain. Okay, my version of '''The Beverly Hillbillies''' [[TheMovie movie]] probably would have sucked, too, but it wouldn't have been ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot dull]].
-->-- '''Dr. Freex''' of the [[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport Bad Movie Report]], in the intro to his review of the [[Film/GodfreyHoNinjaMovies Godfrey Ho Ninja Movie]] ''[[http://www.stomptokyo.com/badmoviereport/reviews/N/ninja-phantom-heroes.html Ninja Phantom Heroes]]''

->[[FunetikAksent GHADDAMN NINJUHS]]
-->-- '''[[LetsPlay Helloween4545]]''''s CatchPhrase

->''Science has never gotten along with the ninja. One side is always going, "You can't explain me!" while the other shrieks, "Who said that!?" It's gotten so bad that if you put Science and a ninja in the same room, they just pretend the other doesn't exist, and they're both right.''
-->--'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', [[Website/{{Cracked}} The 8 most Violent Falls Ever Survived]] [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-8-most-violent-falls-ever-survived-youtube/ on YouTube]] [[note]]he's talking about [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEtIoGQxqQs Afro Ninja]][[/note]]

->'''Jenkins:''' Did you hear that?\\
'''Woman:''' No.\\
'''Jenkins:''' Because it's a ninja. Run.
-->-- ''ComicBook/AtomicRobo''

->''We feel the fire burning bright in the night,\\
Where the warrior lives, and the warrior dies!\\
Wherever you go, we will be by your side,\\
For the spirit of Ninja will carry the night!''
-->--"Strike of the Ninja" by '''Music/DragonForce''' [[note]]Actually, the song is by Dragon Force's side band Shadow Warriors[[/note]]

->"Shadows"\\\
He is stronger than steel and moves faster than a whirlwind.\\
Sometimes he hides in mud. Other times he transforms his shape like an ever-changing cloud.\\
Although his fighting spirit burns like fire, his mind is as calm as still water.\\\
"Violation of the Commandments"\\\
Should shinobi fail before completing the mission, he will disappear before the dawn and vanish forever.\\
Keep this knowledge in your heart and mind.
-->-- Excerpt from the Secret Manual of Oboro Ninjutsu, quoted in the intro of ''VideoGame/{{Shinobi}} III: Return of the Ninja Master''

->''Ninjas! Worse than termites. Cannae ever get them out of the rafters. I'll spook him down!''
-->--'''Scrooge [=McDuck=]''', ''WesternAnimation/DuckTales2017'', "Timephoon!"

->''The first priority to the ninja is to win without fighting.''
-->--'''Masaaki Hatsumui''', Soke of the Togakure-ryu school of ninjutsu.

->''"Where you seen? In this, you must never lapse. Even those who would be our allies would not understand. Our domain is the shadow. Stray from it reluctantly, for when you do, you must strike hard and fade away... without a trace."''
-->-- '''Master Splinter''', ''Film/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtles1990''

->'''Henri Ducard:''' You know how to fight six men. We can teach you how to engage six hundred. You know how to disappear. We can teach you how to become truly invisible. [...] The ninja understands that invisibility is a matter of patience and agility. [...] Ninjitsu employs explosive powders.\\
'''Bruce Wayne:''' As weapons?\\
'''Ducard:''' Or distractions. Theatricality and deception are powerful agents. You must become more than just a man in the mind of your opponent.
--> ''Film/BatmanBegins'', from Bruce Wayne's training with the League of Shadows

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