->''"ALL GRIMACING ALL THE TIME."''
-->-- '''[=ProgressiveBoink=].com'''

->''"That's a character that Creator/MarkWaid invented that was really just put to me, like, 'come up with [[StylisticSuck the most God awful, Rob Liefeld sort of design that you can]]' ...the scars, the thing going on with his eye, the arm, and what's with all the guns?"''
-->--'''Alex Ross''' on creating [[ComicBook/KingdomCome Magog]]

->''"Comics in the '90s were profoundly shitty -- they were dreadfully cynical exercises in whorish crap."''
-->-- '''Creator/HowardChaykin''', [[http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=53510 "On Superhero Absurdity"]]

->''"...Maverick, who threatens to replace [[{{ComicBook/X-factor}} Shatterstar]], {{ComicBookk/Cable}} and [[FadSuper ADAM X THE X-TREME]] as the most í90s dude of all time. Maverick! Those others may have more legitimate claims to the throne, but between the cybernetic leg armor, the crotch harness, the bee-pattern mask that lets his hair flow free, a gun so improbable that two banana clips feed into a single rectangular lazer barrel and [[CreatorsPet ties to Wolverineís Mysterious Pastô]], Iím shocked that he didnít just [[RetGone wink out of existence]] on January 1, 2000."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/bizarro-back-issues-omega-red-and-his-mutant-death-factor/ on]] Jim Lee's ''{{ComicBook/X-Men}}''

->''"In roughly the span of a page or so, Kaine has dismantled the Kraven stand-in and kills him with his stupid '[[CallingCard Mark of Kaine]]' [[FinishingMove face-disfigurement move]] I canít even bother to want to explain. Yeah! Doesnít that make you want to go out and read a ''million'' Kaine comics right now? I mean what could be more interesting than scowling on a rooftop and then slapping around all of the interesting characters before [[NighInvulnerability offhandedly killing the bad guy]]? Iím sure at the time Marvel wrote the issues they were dreaming of [[MerchandiseDriven a Kaine ongoing series and Kaine underoos and Kaine video games]]."''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_13_dumbest_spiderman_storiesjust_from_the_clon.php "The 13 Dumbest Spider-Man Stories.. Just From The Clone Saga"]]

->''"It seems that {{Creator/Ubisoft}} decided that {{emo}} culture was "in," so they went around the office one morning and fired everyone who was smiling. The Prince was suddenly staring out from under a black [[Music/TheCure Robert Smith]] fringe and [[GutturalGrowler growling angry threats]] at supercilious badass action girls showing off [[ChainmailBikini more flesh than a surgeon's convention]]."''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''', ''Franchise/PrinceOfPersia Retrospective''

->'''Yahtzee:''' [=3D=] Realms of ''DukeNukemForever'' "fame" released a new trailer for a new game they're making called ''{{VideoGame/Bombshell}}''... It looked like a character by someone with a game design degree to show that they're doing some work; their first piece of concept art.\\
'''Gabriel:''' A fifteen year-old who just watched ''Film/TankGirl''.\\
'''Yahtzee:''' A lady in a bikini top with a punk hairstyle, and '''a cyborg arm'''. We have gone nowhere, 3D Realms, have we?\\
'''Gabriel''': We've ''regressed!'' It was so uniquely terrible in every way, and the execution was 1990s-ish...\\
'''Yahtzee:''' I think that's [[InsultToRocks not giving the nineties any credit]] at all.\\
'''Gabriel:''' Yeah, y'know, I fuckin' take that back.
-->--'''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivhzc371tzQ Let's Drown Out]]''''' ''Alien≥'' (SNES)

->'''Teenage reaction''': Once I got him, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII Vincent]] never left my party. Ever. "He's like [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Shadow]], [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Magus]], and [[Music/TheMisfits Trent Reznor]] all rolled up into one! So cool!"\\
'''Twentysomething reaction''': "Oh my god would you please just put a ''sock'' in it already."
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff07 "This Game Are Sick"]]

->''"The acting blows. This is yet another example of people interpreting stoic and tortured with bored to tears. The normally fired up [[Creator/AntonioBanderas (Antonio) Bandaras]] is hunched over with a sleepy glaze over his eyes and he droooooonnnnnes out his lines like he drank [=NyQuil=] and stuffed his mouth with cotton balls before his shots. [[Creator/LucyLiu (Lucy) Liu]] similarly just walks around [[DeathGlare with a deadpan stare]] and gives a rare three word response to someone like '[[IllKillYou Iíll kill you]]' or '[[Film/RoadHouse Pain donít hurt]]'."''
-->-- '''[[TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/27/ballistic-exks-vs-sever-2002-kaos/ on]] ''Film/BallisticEcksVsSever''
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