!!!Fiction
->'''Katara:''' ''(On her recently revealed HealingHands)'' I guess... I ''always knew''.
->'''Sokka:''' Oh? Well, then [[SarcasmMode thanks for all the first aid over the years]].
-->- ''WesternAnimation/AvatarTheLastAirbender''

->''"Well, that's '''bullshit'''! First, Hitomi's Seeing, and now my healing? What are you gonna steal next, Allen's sex appeal?"''
-->- '''Milerna''', ''WebVideo/VisionOfEscaflowneAbridged''

->''If you could have any super power, what would it be?''
->"The 'my power beats your power' power."
-->'''JohnnyYongBosch''' on a Voice Actor question card.

->'''Cartman:''' Hold on you guys, I actually have another power: I can see into the future too, but ''better than Kyle''. Let me try it.\\
'''Kyle:''' God dammit, Cartman, you can't keep making up new powers!\\
'''Stan:''' Yeah dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!\\
'''Cartman:''' I am Bulrog, and I have lots and lots of powers.\\
'''Kyle:''' No, asshole! From now on you only get to have ''one'' power, so what is it?!\\
'''Cartman:''' I have the power to have all the powers I want.\\
'''Kyle:''' That doesn't count, fatass!\\
'''Stan:''' Yeah! That it, Cartman! You don't get to have ''any'' powers!\\
'''Cartman:''' C'mon!
-->'''''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''''', "Good Times With Weapons"

->'''Sailor Moon:''' Tiara! Use your lesbian trapper!
->''(Sailor Moon's tiara becomes larger and binds the MonsterOfTheWeek)''
->'''Luna:''' How the f*ck did you do that?
->'''Sailor Moon:''' Hell if I know! This show makes no sense!
-->--''WebVideo/SailorMoonAbridged''

->''“No stop Marrissa you cannt kill me im yur mother!” I stopped an thot she was lyin but then I used my detective power an new it was true.''
-->-- ''FanFic/{{ITS MY LIFE}}!''

-> '''Amy''': You can drive a motorbike?
-> '''Rory''': I expect so. It's been that kind of day.
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Let's Kill Hitler"

->''"Hey, that's just like an anime, isn't it? I got that new power right when I needed it!"''
-->- '''Haruhi''', ''Fanfic/KyonBigDamnHero''

->''"[[LampshadeHanging Couldn't you have done that earlier]]?"''
-->-- '''Tristan''' (to Yvaine), ''Film/{{Stardust}}''

->''"Wow, Kakyoin, [Hierophant Green] can do what our Stands can't even ah whatever..."''
-->--'''Jean Pierre Polnareff''', ''WebVideo/VaguelyRecallingJojo''

->''"Now I shall use Mega-Ultra Chicken's secret ability that I just this second made up to convert my Life Points into Attack Points, merging me with the beast itself!"''
-->--'''Melvin''', ''WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries''

->''"Yes, my roses allow me to [turn invisible] as well... I won't lie to you, I am just as surprised about it as you are."''
-->--'''Pisces Aphrodite''', ''WebVideo/SaintSeiyaAbridged''

!!!On works
->''"{{Franchise/Superman}} had at least 150 powers, and the [{{WesternAnimation/Super Friends}}] writers were making up two or three more every episode. If a script called for it, Superman would leak paste out of his ears that can control the weather."''
-->-- {{Creator/Seanbaby}}, on [[http://www.seanbaby.com/superfriends/superman.htm Superman]]

->''"But is Magneto really dead? No. [[JokerImmunity Of course he isn’t]]...'The Earth’s magnetic field has healed me, as a mother nourishes her son!' and that’s… that’s got some really weird implications. Like, Magneto was essentially incorporeal the last time we saw him, and now he’s back to normal. Is the implication here that Magneto is actually held together physically by magnetism? Is that one of those weird [[TheSilverAgeOfComicBooks Silver Age]] things like how he used to be able to brainwash people with his '[[CharmPerson magnetic personality]]?'"''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/the-x-men-episode-guide-4x07-sanctuary-part-2/ on]] ''WesternAnimation/{{X-Men}}, "Sanctuary, Part 2"
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