[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
->''"You might find it funny, but I've heard it a million times."''
-->--''Manga/SayonaraZetsubouSensei'', many people dealing with this trope.
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Comic Books]]
->'''The Revenant''': I suppose [[ThisIsThePartWhere this is the point where]] I tell you that you won't get away with this?\\
'''Dr. Irons''': And a [[LampshadeHanging parting cliché]] to you too.
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{PS238}}''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Film -- Animated]]
->'''[[AnIcePerson Lucius Best]]:''' Hey Speedo! Hey Helen, Vi, Jack-Jack!\\
'''Bob Parr:''' Hey, hey! ''[[{{Pun}} Ice]]'' of you to drop by!\\
'''Lucius:''' Ha! (goes expressionless) Never heard that one before...
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Music]]
->''"You probably get that a lot\\
I'll bet that people say that a lot while you,\\
Are sarcastically lip-syncing along\\
To words they felt were spoken spontaneously."''
-->-- '''Music/TheyMightBeGiants''', "You Probably Get That A Lot"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Literature]]
->"I'm a private detective."\\
"Oh?" said Kate in surprise, and then looked puzzled.\\
"Does that bother you?"\\
"It's just that I have a friend who plays the double bass."\\
"I see," said Dirk.\\
"Whenever people meet him and he's struggling around with it, they all say the same thing, and it drives him crazy. They all say, 'I bet you wished you [[DoubleEntendre played the piccolo.]]' Nobody ever works out that that's what everybody else says. I was just trying to work out if there was something that everybody would always say to a private detective so that [[AvertedTrope I could avoid saying it]]."
-->-- ''Literature/TheLongDarkTeaTimeOfTheSoul''

->'''Professor Slughorn''': You look very like your father.\\
'''Harry''': Yeah, I've been told.\\
'''Slughorn''': Except for your eyes. You've got--\\
'''Harry''': My mother's eyes, yeah.
-->-- ''Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince''

->''"So let us be clear with one another, Admiral. I have one life, [[CatsHaveNineLives not nine]]. I have never been killed by curiosity, my parents do not live in a cat house, my mother did not rock me as an infant in a cat's cradle, the preferred Caitian method of self-defence is not cat-boxing, I do not deposit my earnings into a kitty, if I am trying to be delicate about a subject I do not pussyfoot around — [[HurricaneOfPuns shall I go on]]?"''
-->-- '''[[CatFolk M'Ress]]''', ''Literature/StarTrekNewFrontier''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
->'''Martha''': ''(with the Doctor mouthing along)'' It's {{bigger on the inside}}!\\
'''The Doctor''': ''Is it?!'' I hadn't noticed!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Smith and Jones"

->''"Everyone who makes a joke about a dwarf's height thinks he's the only person ever to make a joke about a dwarf's height. "The height of nobility," "a man of your stature," "someone to look up to." You're all making the same five or six jokes."''
-->-- '''Tyrion Lannister''', ''Series/GameOfThrones''

->'''Alexander:''' Hey, what's a four-letter word for "nuisance"?\\
'''Crow:''' Standard sitcom joke landing on runway 7.\\
''(Mike pretends to wave around marshalling wands, while Servo makes airplane landing noises)''\\
'''Bob:''' Oh, that's easy: [[AnnoyingYoungerSibling J-U-D-Y]].\\
''(The gang approves of a successful landing.)''
-->-- ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000'', "[[Recap/MysteryScienceTheater3000S06E10TheViolentYears Young Man's Fancy]]"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Video Games]]
->''Folks often tell Snow Pea how "cool" he is, or exhort him to "chill out." They tell him to "stay frosty." Snow Pea just rolls his eyes. He's heard 'em all.''
-->--'''Snow Pea's Almanac entry''', ''VideoGame/PlantsVsZombies''

->'''Pearl:''' What's your favorite month, Marina?\\
'''Marina:''' This is another one of your octopus jokes, isn't it?
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

->'''Geras:''' You are not the first Nightwolf to face me.\\
'''Nightwolf:''' I will be the last.\\
'''Geras:''' So said all the others.\\\
'''Erron Black:''' My heart wants to love you, Miss Sheeva.\\
'''Sheeva:''' So say many men to the Queen.\\
'''Erron Black:''' I ain't many men, I'm Erron Black.\\\
'''Terminator:''' You will not survive this fight.\\
'''Nightwolf:''' [[PlayedforDrama A warning I've heard many times before.]]\\
'''Terminator:''' I will not repeat it.\\\
'''Raiden:''' You are a blight on humanity.\\
'''Kano:''' Says you and a thousand others.\\
'''Raiden:''' None of them are Earthrealm's Protector.\\\
'''Raiden:''' Time to realize your potential.\\
'''Kung Lao:''' I do that on a daily basis.\\
'''Raiden:''' So you often say.
-->--''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->'''Joker:''' You really ''do'' expect this to be a cakewalk.\\
'''Jay Garrick:''' I'm used to a better class of villain.\\
'''Joker:''' That's what the others thought, too.\\\
'''Green Arrow:''' So, Kahndaq loves that you're its dictator?\\
'''Black Adam:''' My rule is strict but fair.\\
'''Green Arrow:''' Says you and a hundred other petty despots.\\\
'''Jay Garrick:''' There's no better revenge than forgiveness.\\
'''Red Hood:''' Heard that speech a thousand times.\\
'''Jay Garrick:''' Some values never become old-fashioned.\\\
'''Power Girl:''' Why are you such a big bully anyway?\\
'''Reverse Flash:''' Tormenting people serves a purpose.\\
'''Power Girl:''' Said every villain ever.\\\
'''Scarecrow:''' Only a fool thinks me mad.\\
'''Green Arrow:''' Says you and Arkham's other nutjobs.\\
'''Scarecrow:''' I am ''from'' Arkham, not "of" it.\\\
'''Joker:''' And what's your beef?\\
'''Doctor Fate:''' I fight for justice.\\
'''Joker:''' Only the svabillionth time I've heard that.\\\
'''Blue Beetle:''' Blue Beetle comin' at ya.\\
'''Brainiac:''' You are of no interest to me.\\
'''Blue Beetle:''' Says every girl at school.\\\
'''Catwoman:''' Good. Straight to business.\\
'''Deadshot:''' This'll be peer pleasure.\\
'''Catwoman:''' Says you and every other man.\\\
'''Superman:''' You don't belong here.\\
'''Enchantress:''' I'm here to birth a new age of dark magic.\\
'''Superman:''' Everyone says that the first time.\\\
'''Gorilla Grodd:''' Prostrate yourself before me!\\
'''Hellboy:''' Like I haven't heard that one before.\\
'''Gorilla Grodd:''' [[WithUsOrAgainstUs If you're not with me, you're dead.]]\\\
'''Red Hood:''' Last warning: Back off.\\
'''Sub-Zero:''' I am stronger than you realize.\\
'''Red Hood:''' That's what you all say.\\\
'''Bizarro:''' Bizarro am Number One.\\
'''Batman:''' You need a new catchphrase.\\
'''Bizarro:''' [[ShutupKirk Keep talking, Batman!]]\\\
'''Batman:''' You'd be wise to give up.\\
'''Joker:''' But my masterpiece isn't finished...\\
'''Batman:''' That's a first...\\\
'''Captain Cold:''' Don't want to hear nothing from you.\\
'''Aquaman:''' Land-dwelling scum...\\
'''Captain Cold:''' That's a new one.\\\
'''Joker:''' Look! Sinestro's behind you!\\
'''Green Lantern (Hal Jordan):''' Never heard that one before.\\\
'''Joker:''' You're fun when you're angry.\\
'''Hellboy:''' That crap's getting old.\\\
'''Scarecrow:''' Enjoying the mind games?\\
'''Hellboy:''' I am so over this crap.
-->--''VideoGame/Injustice2''

->'''Ermac:''' We are many, you are one--\\
'''Johnny Cage:''' Yeah, yeah, you'll destroy me. Whatever.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat1''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Animation]]
->''"It's a game that depends on shared knowledge; hence, presumably, the mechanic wherein players can leave little Post-It notes for each other. But the ones that say anything as helpful as, the mechanic '[[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: hey, you can only summon helpers in boss fights when you're unhollowed ]]
', or, '[[/folder]]

[[folder: look, here's a narrow and easy-to-miss path down which lies [[Guide Dang It the rest of the fucking game ]]
]]' are in a vast minority to the ones that say '[[/folder]]

[[folder: [[Schmuck Bait try jumping ]]
]]' right next to {{bottomless pit}}s. ''How witty'' of you, random player. And only getting wittier after '''''FIFTY FUCKING TIMES!'''''"''
-->--'''Yahtzee''' on ''VideoGame/DarkSouls'', ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''

->'''[[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Shadow]]:''' It's time to end this. Chaos...BLAST! (''[[GoldenSuperMode Super Shadow]] runs out'') [[OhCrap ...uh-oh.]]\\
'''[[Franchise/DragonBall Vegeta]]:''' [[PreMortemOneLiner Sayonara.]] (''obliterates Shadow with Final Flash'')\\
--\\
'''[[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Mewtwo]]:''' [[CallBack Sayonara.]] (''proceeds to start killing a [[LaserGuidedAmnesia memory-wiped]] Shadow with a [[CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon giant spoon]]'')\\
'''Shadow:''' SCREW YOOOOUUUUU...!\\
--\\
'''[[Anime/KillLaKill Ryuko]]:''' [[RuleOfThree Sayonara, dipshit!]] (''attempts to crush Shadow with Alumni Mode; cue [[TheGlovesComeOff Super Shadow removing his inhibitor rings]]'')\\
'''Shadow:''' [[BigShutUp SHUT UP!!!]] (''blasts Ryuko into the ground and obliterates her with a Chaos Blast'')
-->-- ''WebAnimation/DeathBattle''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Comics]]
->'''Luigifan:''' Here we are, Bagenaltown. The second-to-last stop. Next up, [[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilkenny Kilkenny!]]
%%->'''Lilina:''' *already awake* Where we'll find the Happy Sperm Club and save my remaining sisters!
->'''Pommy:''' Oh my God, [[TheyKilledKennyAgain they killed Kenny!]]\\
'''Luigifan:''' [[IAlwaysWantedToSayThat ...You've been dying to say that all day, haven't you?]]\\
'''Pommy:''' You're ''supposed'' to say "You bastards!"\\
'''Luigifan:''' *shoots an exasperated look at Pommy* For the last time, Kilkenny is an actual city, ''not'' a reference to [[WesternAnimation/SouthPark a cheesy TV show]]. [-I am ''so'' glad I got that out of my system last night.-] And Kilkenny is ''tomorrow''. [[labelnote:Author's notes]]The "Kilkenny is an actual city, ''not'' a reference to a cheesy TV show" line was originally going to be said by a Kilkenny native, until I realized that the Heroes' League wouldn't be in Kilkenny when it was said. Missed opportunity there, I suppose. -_-; Though, when I was in Kilkenny on June 5th, I saw a shirt with Kenny [=McCormick=] and the line "You Won't Kil Kenny" on it, so, yes, I got some gratification that the natives of Kilkenny have heard that line [[NeverHeardThatOneBefore at least a thousand times]].[[/labelnote]]
-->--A brief discussion of an ObligatoryJoke during [[http://comments.deviantart.com/1/454942471/3818990589 the "Boar Bio" roleplay]] of ''WebComic/WhiteDarkLife''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Original]]
->"W.A.S.P. does NOT stand for "[[FunWithAcronyms We Are Sexual Perverts]]" you stupid fucking prick."
-->--''Website/UrbanDictionary''

->"If a joke immediately pops into your head after three seconds' worth of pondering, assume it will occur to many, many people as well, and a large fraction of them will probably make it in other pages. Result: unfunny repetition."
-->-- ''Website/{{Uncyclopedia}}'', "[[https://en.uncyclopedia.co/wiki/Uncyclopedia:How_To_Be_Funny_And_Not_Just_Stupid How to be Funny and Not Just Stupid]]"

->This is a joke both so old and so obvious that it's a puzzlement anyone would take it seriously enough to ask us 'Is this true?', but apparently there's never so obvious a joke but that someone doesn't get it.
-->-- ''Website/{{Snopes}}'', [[http://www.snopes.com/humor/jokes/vandyke.asp on]] the [[Creator/DickVanDyke Penis van Lesbian]] joke

->''Did Billy compare movies to baseball within six seconds of strolling out onto the stage? Of course he did. Did he dress up in {{blackface}} and impersonate Creator/SammyDavisJr? Of course he did...There should've been a live from the Catskills graphic on the screen during his monologue. ''"This is my ninth time hosting the Oscars. So tonight just call me ''Literature/WarHorse.''"'' Take his jokes -- please. ''
-->--'''[[http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201212/least-influential-people-2012#slide=14 Drew Magary]]''', "The 25 Least Influential People of 2012"

->''I suppose there is something amusing about Mulder and Scully being sent on a team building course only to be [[BusmansHoliday sidetracked into an investigation]] that requires a great deal of teamwork, but it's the sort of joke that makes you laugh for five seconds [[HaHaHaNo and then sigh]]. By the end of the episode they have to work together to [[SpaceWhaleAesop make a big pile of bodies]] to winch back up above ground. Go team.''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2013/03/the-x-files-season-five.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/TheXFiles'', "Detour"

->Series/ShitMyDadSays'' is like a shot-for-shot remake of a sitcom your grandparents don't remember hating as kids... these jokes are so old that the rough draft of this script was written in buffalo paintings.''
-->--'''Creator/{{Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-worst-comedy-tv-explained-to-deaf-people/#ixzz33GTzYkoH "The Worst Comedy On TV (Explained to Deaf People)"]]

->''[[PortmanteauCoupleName Moe]][[Creator/EvanRachelWood Wood]] was supposed to get married, have a baby together, give that baby a hipster name like Leopold Kelp and become my third favorite gayelle couple after Rojo Caliente and Cynthia Nixon, and Phyllis Lyon and Del Martin (RIP). But you know, since lesbians stereotypically move fast, they probably did all of that in the few weeks they were together (''[="=]You forgot to make an Indigo Girls joke, you stupid, unoriginal piece of trash[="=]'' – my lesbian friends) and once they figure out a fair custody arrangement for lil’ baby Leopold Kelp, they’ll divide up their Indigo Girls vinyl collection (''[="=]Don’t forget a Home Depot joke too, you dumb mess[="=]'' – my lesbian friends again) and shred their joint Home Depot charge card.''
-->--'''[[http://dlisted.com/2014/11/16/that-was-fast-evan-rachel-wood-and-katherine-moennig-broke-up/ Michael K.]]''', "That Was Fast"

->''I await an awkward moment, since Rei seems to not be at home. Oh, and there it is. She was in the shower and just waltzes out as Shinji is messing with a pair of busted up glasses he finds. She rushes forward with little concern over the fact her no-no parts are showing and grabs the glasses, knocks Shinji into her dresser, his bag gets caught on her dresser drawer, and as he falls forward over her nude form Rei's undergarments fly everywhere. Normally, this produces shrieks of '[[AccidentalPervert Pervert]]' and violence ensues.... I can finally see where this series is [[ClicheStorm breaking away from the chains of anime conformity.]]''
-->--'''[[http://spoonyexperiment.com/neon-genesis-evangelion/ Christopher Kinsey]]''' on ''Anime/NeonGenesisEvangelion''

->Creator/CarrieFisher: Proving that you can kick ass even with two Danishes as big as your face strapped to your head. Yeah, it’s an old line, but what else can I do? Height jokes and cracks about her [[HookersAndBlow being coked off her ass?]] No! I do have some standards, for God’s sake. [[HypocrisyNod Besides, those will come later.]]
-->--''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' [[http://www.agonybooth.com/movies/Notes_Star_Wars_Trilogy_Part_1_A_New_Hope.aspx on]] ''Film/ANewHope''

->''Oh, so [[Music/TheBeatles the Beatles]] did drugs? I never heard that joke before. THAT’S F*CKING HILARIOUS! Oh, and apparently Music/BobDylan uses some [[{{Metaphorgotten}} confusing]] metaphors in his music. GENIUS! ORIGINAL! And by the way, you don’t mock Bob Dylan. He has done more in one album than most musicians do in a lifetime... Let me give you guys a few more original jokes for you: [[Music/TheRollingStonesBand Keith Richards]] [[SexDrugsAndRockAndRoll has done quite a few drugs]], Music/MilliVanilli lip synched, {{Music/Metallica}} [[DigitalPiracyIsEvil gets rather peeved at music piracy]], Music/VanillaIce looks quite foolish rapping.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/04/10/walk-hard-the-dewey-cox-story-theatrical-cut-2007-jake-kasdan/ on]] ''Film/WalkHard''

->''Say what you will about Creator/KevinSmith, his new movie ''{{Film/Tusk|2014}}'' really blows the lid off this whole Canada thing. Aboot. Eh. Syrup. Poutine. French people.''
-->--'''Vince Mancini'''

->''Having written a blog post more or less daily for ten years, I have come to have a certain degree of sympathy for the longrunning comics I mock, and to understand that not every day’s effort can be a winner: some days, you just sort of run with the joke you have and hope for a better tomorrow. And yet I don’t think that justifies pulling out a joke that was already ancient when it appeared in the first ''[[Film/BillAndTedsExcellentAdventure Bill and Ted]]'' movie 25 years ago, ''Dennis the Menace.'' I really don’t. Do better.''
-->--'''Blog/TheComicsCurmudgeon'''[[http://joshreads.com/?p=23688 on]] ''ComicStrip/{{Dennis the Menace|US}}''

->''JuryDuty! Seriously, has anyone ever made jokes about this? It's such a hassle! There are so many fresh, new and funny situations that you could build a comic around Jury Duty, especially if you're using a character who seems so unlikely as ComicStrip/{{Crankshaft}}! I don't think he takes his civic responsibilities very seriously at all! Ha ha!''
-->--'''Chris Sims''', ''[[http://comicsalliance.com/funkywatch-julys-most-depressing-funky-winkerbean-and-crankshaft-strips-2014/ Funkywatching]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Web Video]]

->''[[TalkingToThemself Hey Light]] do you know what your name [[SdrawkcabName spells backwards?]] Oh I don't know what is it? It's Imagay! It's Imagay! Lol Lol! Lol!''
-->-- '''Light Yagami''', ''WebVideo/DeathNoteTheAbridgedSeriesKpts4tv''

->'''Namekian:''' (''as heroic music plays'') We're here to stop this senseless slaughter of our people!\\
'''Freeza:''' Ninety-two...\\
'''Namekian:''' This has gone on for too long! And now, you're going to pay!\\
'''Freeza:''' Three hundred and fifty-five...\\
'''Namekian:''' We are... we... what are you-\\
'''Freeza:''' No, go on. Continue, don't mind me.\\
'''Namekian:''' Aaand... we are the ones who will stop you!\\
'''Freeza:''' Ooh, wow, four hundred and nineteen!\\
'''Namekian:''' That's- (''RecordNeedleScratch'') what the ''hell'' are you doing?!\\
'''Freeza:''' Oh, sorry, it's a little hobby of mine. I hear these heroic speeches so ''wearily'' often, so I started making a mental list of how many times I've heard certain lines.\\
'''Namekian:''' Y-you insane ''bastard''.\\
'''Freeza:''' One hundred and ninety.\\
'''Namekian:''' Yeah? Well we're... going to... '''F*CK YOUR FACE!'''\\
'''Freeza:''' Oh-hoho my!... Twelve.
-->-- ''WebVideo/DragonBallZAbridged''

->'''Luigi:''' Mario, it's me Luigi. I just can't stop eating the mushrooms. Hahaha...It's such a funny joke. I'm such a very, very funny fucking guy! ''[angrily throws bag]''

->'''PSA:''' ''Mario'' mushroom jokes kills six million each year. Help the ''[sic]'' find the cure. Donate today.
-->-- '''WebVideo/JonTron''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B--f-CcEyKk The Weird World of PSAs]]

->''Speaking as someone [[Music/TaylorSwift who knows a little something]] [[Music/IggyAzalea about making fun of them]]: Vapid white girls? It's shooting fish in a barrel. Music/FrankZappa beat you to it. The goddamn [[Film/WhiteChicks Wayans Bros.]] beat you to it. And even in the world of viral internet videos I can think think of one that was funnier, and it came out ''eight years ago''. I mean, that's not only better ''music'', it's also way more on-point: "White girls: you probably [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXhu-LJf_3g shouldn't throw up gang signs.]]"''
-->--'''WebVideo/ToddInTheShadows''' on "[=#Selfie=]", "The Top Ten Worst Hit Songs of 2014"

->'''Doctor Strange:''' My name is Strange. This world and many others--\\
'''Larry:''' Strange? What's so strange about it?\\
'''Doctor Strange:''' No, no, no, this has been done to death.
-->--WebVideo/SolidJJ, "Doctor Strange Multiverse of Stooges"

->'''Scott as Customer:''' You working hard or hardly working?
->'''Scott Seiss:''' I'm hardly laughing. I'm already at work. I don't have time for a second job pretending you're funny. Why don't you tell me something I don't hear every day, like "Thank you"?
-->-- ''Scott Seiss''

->'''Orym:''' You seemed to sleep like a rock to me.\\
'''[[RockMonster Ashton]]:''' I just knew it was coming, and I've never heard that one before. I've ''never'' heard that pun before! Not once! Not even ''once!'' Amazing!
-->-- ''WebVideo/CriticalRole'', "Faith or Famine"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Western Animation]]
->'''Security Guard:''' Is that a dildo in your pocket?\\
'''Lucy:''' [[OrAreYouJustHappyToSeeMe No! I'm just happy to see you!]]\\
'''Security Guard:''' I've heard that one. Every shoplifter uses that joke!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/LucyTheDaughterOfTheDevil'' learns what not to say when caught stealing sex toys

->'''Harvey Birdman:''' My client, a private investigator.\\
'''Mentok:''' Colloquially known as...?\\
'''Harvey Birdman:''' Uhhh... a P.I.? Gumshoe?\\
'''WesternAnimation/InchHighPrivateEye:''' He wants you to say 'dick'.\\
'''Mentok:''' Which would make you an...?\\
'''Inch-High, Private Eye:''' ''[sighs]'' Inch. High. Dick.
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/HarveyBirdmanAttorneyAtLaw''

->'''ComicBook/TheJoker:''' You know, sweets, I like what I've heard about you, especially the name. Harley Quinzel. Rework it a bit, and you get Harley Quinn...\\
'''[[ComicBook/HarleyQuinn Dr. Harleen Quinzel]]:''' ...[[MeaningfulName Like the clown character]], [[PunnyName Harlequin]]. I know. I've heard it before.
--> -- ''WesternAnimation/BatmanTheAnimatedSeries, Mad Love''

->''Well, we'd best be "be-heading" to work! It's an executioner joke. You'll hear all of them in the first fifteen minutes. Then it's basically just human tragedy.''
-->--'''Stan the Executioner''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Disenchantment}}''

->''(Peter and Joe are teeing off at a golf course)''
->'''Peter:''' Hey, uh, Joe?
->'''[[HandicappedBadass Joe]]:''' ''(sigh)'' Don't say it, Peter.
->'''Peter:''' I was just wondering, uh...
->'''Joe:''' ''Peter, I swear to God...!''
->'''Peter:''' What's your ''handicap?''
->'''Joe:''' AAAAAHH-HA-HA! OH! EVERY HOLE! IT'S A JOKE THAT ''JUST DOESN'T GET OLD!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/FamilyGuy'', "The Tan Aquatic with Steve Zissou"
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Real Life]]
->'''Interviewer:''' What today's audience doesn't understand, and maybe you can put this in context, is anytime anybody said anything about "short", you were [[TheNapoleon the butt of jokes]]--\\
'''Rooney''': Well, '''''I'M TIRED OF THAT!!'''''\\
'''Interviewer''': ''(terrified)'' Oh.
-->--'''Mickey Rooney''', ''Series/TheTwilightZone1959'' [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zm1b8vbfBdc&feature=youtu.be&t=22s DVD commentary]]

->''Basically, Homer just had a lot of fun hanging out with gay men, and drinking in bars, and dancing at discos, and all that, and there was nothing – there was no commentary there. Every restaurant had a silly gay name. The gym had a silly gay name. They were all double entendres, obviously... Then I started thinking, maybe they just wanted [[SomeOfMyBestFriendsAreX my stamp of approval]] on it because it was just [[QueerPeopleAreFunny a bunch of clichés.]]''
-->--'''Creator/HarveyFierstein''' on declining to reprise his role on ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons''

->''Uhh, I see some ''virgins'' in the audience!'' [deafening silence] ''[[DontExplainTheJoke Virgins?]]'' [nothing] ''There are ''so many'' virgins in here. Richard Branson.'' [beat]'' --is doing this event.''
-->--'''Jamie Kennedy''', [[UsefulNotes/ElectronicEntertainmentExpo E3]] 2007

->'''[[http://twitter.com/TWCable_NYC/status/246650984724586496 Cable company]]:''' Our support teams are fully engaged to make sure [[Creator/PatrickStewart @SirPatStew]] is well tended to. We're Trekkers and will make it so.\\
'''[[http://twitter.com/SirPatStew/status/246676527364841472 Stewart]]:''' Impertinent, presumptuous. And so..."original".
-->--Website/{{Twitter}} conversation

->''Teacher Mrs. Simpson is an older lady with a voice like a chipper English nanny, and is instilled with the comic device of deafness, where everything is heard incorrectly or not at all -- ''“Did your back go out again?” “No, my back went out again!”'' Why it's like [[Creator/MarxBrothers Groucho]] in his prime, isn't it?''
-->--'''Stuart Millard''' on ''Series/SavedByTheBell'' ("The Substitute"), ''So Excited, So Scared''
[[/folder]]
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