-> 1. 0.914 is the world record for highest-ever recorded BAC that did not result in death. A 67 year-old Bulgarian man wandered into a hospital after being hit by a truck and they checked his BAC with multiple instruments, thinking that their equipment must be faulty.
-> 2. The previous record was 0.80, held by a Lithuanian.
-> 3. [[MadeOfIron Eastern Europeans are not to be fucked with]].
--> --From [[http://www.cracked.com/funny-1095-blood-alcohol-content/ this]] '''Website/{{Cracked}}''' article.

->''Justice doesn't let me get drunk anymore. I kind of miss it...''
-->- '''Anders''', ''VideoGame/DragonAgeII''