->''"You're watching the Creator/SciFiChannel, television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin"''
-->--Pre-skit tagline from ''Series/{{MADtv}}''

->* Kederaji is now officially offended by UsefulNotes/TheRedCross.
->'''<[=FraX=]>''' How much blood did they want today?
->'''''' Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Yeah.
->'''''' Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
->'''''' Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
->'''''' The bastard.
->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Was he right?
->'''''' He was, but that's not the point!
-->-- bash.org

->'''Nerd 1:''' I'm holding five energy cards and a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Hokéycon]]!
->'''Nerd 2:''' So? I'm holding three trainer cards and two evolution cards!
->'''Musty:''' I know something these two will never hold-a woman!
-->--''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', Hokéycon


->"I'll have you know that the great ''Hououin Kyouma'', with his 170 IQ -the same as ''Isaac Newton'''s, might I add- [[SourGrapes finds research more interesting than girls!]]"
-->-- '''Okabe "Hououin Kyouma" Rintarou,''' ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''

->Q: [[TheDogShotFirst Who shot first?]] [[Film/ANewHope Han or Greedo?]]\\
A: [[YouNeedToGetLaid Sleep with somebody.]]
-->-- ''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses''

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