->''"You're watching the [[Creator/{{Syfy}} Sci Fi Channel]], television for the thrity-eight-year-old virgin"''
-->--Pre-skit tagline from ''Series/MadTV1995''

->* Kederaji is now officially offended by UsefulNotes/TheRedCross.
->'''<[=FraX=]>''' How much blood did they want today?
->'''''' Well, you know that questionnaire they ask you before they poke you with the needle?
->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Yeah.
->'''''' Well, the guy took a look at me and started marking all the sex related questions as "No".
->'''''' Didn't even bother to ask me, just marked them "No."
->'''''' The bastard.
->'''<[=FraX=]>''' Was he right?
->'''''' He was, but that's not the point!
-->-- ''Bash.org''

->'''Nerd 1:''' I'm holding five energy cards and a [[Franchise/{{Pokemon}} Hokéycon]]!
->'''Nerd 2:''' So? I'm holding three trainer cards and two evolution cards!
->'''Musty:''' I know something these two will never hold-a woman!
-->--''Magazine/{{MAD}}'', Hokéycon

->''"I'll have you know that the great ''Hououin Kyouma'', with his 170 IQ -the same as ''Isaac Newton'''s, might I add- [[SourGrapes finds research more interesting than girls!]]"''
-->-- '''Okabe "Hououin Kyouma" Rintarou,''' ''VisualNovel/SteinsGate''

->Q: Who shot first? Han or Greedo?\\
A: Sleep with somebody.
-->-- ''WebVideo/AskThatGuyWithTheGlasses''

->'''Elias:''' (holding an onion ring) Hey Randal...[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings one ring to rule them all...]]
->'''Randal:''' And you wonder why no chick will let you stick your cock in her.
-->-- ''Film/ClerksII''

->'''Linus:''' What's the Klingon for "I'm going to die a virgin"?
->'''[[{{Trekkie}} Admiral Seasholtz]]:''' ''[Replies in fluent Klingon]''
-->-- ''Film/{{Fanboys}}''

->'''Yahtzee:''' (Increasingly amused) "... there's a moral choice aspect where you answer questions based on your own substantial experience with relationships *stifled laughter*"
-->-- ''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation'' on ''VideoGame/{{Catherine}}''

->'''Comic Book Guy:''' Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans, breeding will be permitted once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean much less breeding; for me, much much more.
->'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' Ye cannae do that, sir! Ye don't have the power!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/TheSimpsons'', "They Saved Lisa's Brain"

->''You don't want teenagers havin' sex but you don't want 'em playin' "TabletopGame/DungeonsAndDragons" either? Isn't that like sayin' you don't want 'em to get sick but you'd hate to see them get vaccinations?''
-->--'''Fred [=MacIntire=]''', ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive''

->'''Stu:''' I work for a company that... Basically, we take like business requirements from organizations, then we analyze those requirements, and then we build software to fit those requirements.\\
'''Pauline Ivanovich''': He is a virgin! He is a virgin!
-->--''Film/WhatWeDoInTheShadows''

->'''Andrew:''' And then what? Think your little witch buddy's gonna stop with us? You saw her. She's a truck-driving, magic mama, and we've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers. And not one of you bunch has the midi-chlorians to stop her.\\
'''Xander:''' You've never had any tiny bit of sex, have you?
-->--''Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer'', "Two to Go"

->''I’m sorry for doing gags about how gamers are lonely and desperate for female companionship. I would feel more sorry if these strips didn’t tend to elicit a lot of positive responses from gamers.''
-->'''Shaenon Garrity''', ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'' [[http://narbonic.com/comic/january-26-31-2004/ commentary]]

->''Like calling someone a virgin in response to their review of a fantasy novel, despite the fact that virgins often have in-depth knowledge of fantasy universes.''
--> JG Keely, from [[https://starsbeetlesandfools.blogspot.com/2015/03/your-guide-to-terrible-goodreads.html this blog post.]]
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