->''The Frightbot told a story so scary you couldn't help but laugh.''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}''

->''He was sobbing so hard that he began to hiccup.''
-->-- '''Lorelei Mackenzie''', [[http://www.trekiverse.org/archive/2000/story/tng/PicardsIllumination Picard's Illumination]]

->''"My arm is numb. Numb arm. Numb arm, [[TropeNamer narm, NARM, NARM--]]"'' *thud*
-->-- '''Nate''', Series/SixFeetUnder

->''"[[{{Engrish}} The miracle never happen.]]"''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorneyJusticeForAll'' (Bad Ending)

-->-- '''Zero''', VideoGame/MegaManX4 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA cutscene]]

->''"[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4cWu-0g2P8 I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with]] '''[[SkywardScream LIIIII]]''''''[[InopportuneVoiceCracking IIIIGHT]]'''!"''
-->-- '''Dante''', ''Franchise/DevilMayCry''

->[[AGodAmI I'M THE LIGHT BRINGER!]] ''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wh1A03r7Nz8&t=56s I'M THE FUCKING UNIVERSE!!]]''
-->-- '''Edward Carnby''', ''Videogame/AloneInTheDark2008''

->''"Join me, Link, and I will make [[{{Mondegreen}} your face]] the [[TrrrillingRrrs grrrrrreatest]] in Koridai! Or else you will '''DIE.'''\\
You DARE bring LIGHT to my LAIR? '''YOU MUST DIE!!'''"''
-->-- '''Ganon''', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]'' and ''[[WebAnimation/YouTubePoop Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', respectively (and by the way, every single line from these games could probably be quoted here, but those two are arguably the Narmiest.)

-->-- '''Dutch''' (Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger), Film/{{Predator}}

->''"I, Garland, will knock you all down!"''
-->-- VideoGame/FinalFantasyI

->''"Oh man! Oh God, oh man! [[MadnessMantra Oh God, oh man! Oh God oh man! Oh God oh man oh GOD]]"''
-->-- '''Ryan O'Neal''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg Tough Guys Don't Dance]]

->[[{{Engrish}} Don't walk you away]], \\
I can find \\
Don't walk you away, \\
I can smile \\
[[JapaneseRanguage All in one right]], \\
all in one yeah! \\
Start all again
-->-- The (on-screen) lyrics to the VideoGame/{{DJMAX}} song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnAcT5nwc28&fmt=18 Fallen Angel]]

->''"That was TOO close! You were almost a JILL SANDWICH!"''
-->-- '''Barry Burton''', VideoGame/ResidentEvil

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k Garbage day! Hahahaha!]]"''
-->-- Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=fvwp They're eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!]]"''
-->-- Film/{{Troll 2}}

->''"Then it's settled. Let's have fun tonight because it is... IT'S PARTY TIME!"''
-->--'''Minh''', Anime/BloodPlus

->''"[[IllKillYou I'll kill you]]! [[ShapedLikeItself I'll kill you to death]]!"''
-->-- '''Superboy-Prime''', ComicBook/CountdownToFinalCrisis

-->-- Love is Breaking My Heart by Grave Digger

->''"NOOOO! '''MY LOVE!''' Accept it! Accept it! '''ACCEPT IT!'''"''
-->-- '''Zommari Leroux''', Manga/{{Bleach}}

-->-- '''Dracula''', VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight

->''"Holy cosmos, look at that thing! So, that's the dragon of the legends? My gosh! That's one whopper of a lizard!"''
-->-- [[Manga/DragonBall Vegeta]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGa-2BSFiI discovering the Namekian Dragon.]]

-->-- '''Johnny''', Film/TheRoom

->"''I should not be laughing! This is a terrible situation! And yet... I find myself unable to resist... your influence!"''
-->-- '''Jorgen Von Strangle''', in The [[WesternAnimation/TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutron Jimmy]]/[[WesternAnimation/TheFairlyOddparents Timmy]] Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide after he blasts Jimmy and Timmy into a ditch.

-->--'''4 Non Blondes''', "What's Up?"

->I don't think that I can ''take it!''
->Cause it took so long to ''bake it!''
->''And I'll '''never''' have that recipe again!''
-->-- '''Richard Harris''', "[=MacArthur=] Park"

->"Holy mother of unintentional comedy!"
-->--'''Mike Nelson''' upon seeing Two-Face, Podcast/RiffTrax of ''Film/TheDarkKnight''

->"Yang! This is a sad scene! The audience can't be sad if they're laughing!"
-->--'''Ruby Rose''' as Yang steals the Red Riding Hood play in ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''

->"Wait a minute...this isn't my world...[[SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud disa]]'''''[[BigWordShout POOOOIIIINTEEEEEEED!!!!]]'''''"

->''"[[ShapedLikeItself I hate sand. It's so... sandy.]] But you, Padmé. You're not sandy. And that is why I love you."''
-->-- ''Stick Wars'' on '''Anakin Skywalker''', ''Franchise/StarWars: Film/AttackOfTheClones''


[[folder:Real Life]]

->''“If you’re getting ready to do a really emotional scene then, right before it, you’re probably not going to be outside playing basketball.”''
-->-- '''Creator/EmilieDeRavin'''



->''"The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related, that it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime, makes the ridiculous; and one step above the ridiculous, makes the sublime again."''
-->-- '''Thomas Paine''', The Age of Reason, (1795)

->"''Everyone in the theater laughed at this point. Not exactly the reaction you want for your big dramatic moment.''"
-->-- '''TheDistressedWatcher''', on Darth Vader's BigNo from ''Franchise/StarWars : Film/RevengeOfTheSith''

->''"Now, is [[RevengeOfTheSith General Grievous]] supposed to be funny? 'Cause they said he was a villain, right? Not a comedian?"''
-->-- '''[[WebVideo/RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''', Revenge of the Sith review

->''"It's incidents like when Wesley Snipes gets whacked twice with a TV set and barely suffers a bruise that make up the real humor."''
-->-- [[http://www.reelviews.net/movies/d/demo_man.html James Berardinelli's review]] of ''Film/DemolitionMan''.

->"{{Spider-man}} gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen''. That’s not tragic. That shit is fucking ''hilarious''."
-->-- '''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php on]] ''Comicbook/SpiderManReign''

->''"Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say Rest In [[YouMakeMeSic Peaee]]."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/BennettTheSage''', in his review of [[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/anime-abandon/33924-dracula-sovereign-of-the-damned-with-linkara Dracula Sovereign Of The Damned]]

->''"The first hour is as boring as ever, [[ItMakesSenseInContext even though they're doing the running and explaining with the less bad haircut]]. The little bit after that, snore-inducingly bad, but the last forty minutes are laugh-out-loud funny, and I guarantee you if Gerry Anderson had come up with that plot for'' Series/{{Thunderbirds}} ''or'' Series/{{Stingray}}'', he would have torn the place up. The skydiving implications of it are so staggering. In a way, I want to tell you what happens at the end because the end is so funny.''"
-->-- '''Creator/MarkKermode''' on ''Film/AngelsAndDemons''

->The comic's main villain, an old school dean who once expelled Chris for good reason, is, in the comic, an evil witch who uses a brain control ray to transform the inhabitants of [=CWCville=] into her slaves (read: mall guards). Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the slow-in-mind. Hilarity ensues when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, [[UnfortunateImplications they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped.]]
-->--[[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sonichu The Bad Webcomics Wiki]] on Webcomic/{{Sonichu}}

->“Be brave like my mother. Otherwise, you disgrace her.” Oh, snap, that’s harsh—
->“Otherwise, she died for nothing.” O SNAP NOW YOU’VE REALLY GOT HIM
->“Otherwise, the bowl will remain empty, forever.” Aaaaaand you’ve oversold it. There was a Line of Bathos, and you crossed it. I know it’s a metaphorical fish, but sweetie, that fish ain’t comin’ back.
-->-- [[Creator/CleolindaJones Cleolinda Jones]] in the [[FootnoteFever commentary]] for Literature/HarryPotterAndTheHalfBloodPrince in 15 minutes.

-> You would have to have a heart of stone to watch Rory laying down his own life to save Amy (for the sixteenth or seventeenth time) without giggling, at least a little.
-->-- '''[[http://www.andrewrilstone.com Andrew Rilstone]]''' reviewing ''Series/DoctorWho, The Angels Take Manhattan'' in ''The Viewer's Tale''

->'''[[MonsterClown Zeebo:]]''' ''Give it back...''
->'''[[WebOriginal/JonTron JonTron:]]''' Oh, hey. This is getting kinda scary...
->'''Zeebo:''' ''(Circus music kicks in)'' '''''[[InopportuneVoiceCracking GIVE IT BAAAAAACK!]]'''''
->'''[[WebOriginal/JonTron JonTron:]]''' ...Aaaand they blew it!
-->-- '''WebOriginal/JonTron''' reviewing ''Series/AreYouAfraidOfTheDark''

-> In rough cut, ''Film/TheLonelyLady'' was [[SoBadItsGood one of the funniest bad movies ever made]]. Sadly, its makers previewed their film in Long Beach a week or two after I saw the rough cut, and, realizing what a total turkey they had in their hands, [[PolishTheTurd went through the movie trying desperately to cut all the laughs]]. But without the laughs, the movie was about 17 minutes long.
-->--'''[[https://books.google.com/books?id=bLpJHjGFNk8C&pg=PT231 John Wilson]]''', ''The Official [[Usefulnotes/GoldenRaspberryAward Razzie]] Movie Guide''

->''As I said previously, I really think this book suffers for its audience. There's a paradox in the subject matter; on the one hand, Lasky wants to deal with themes such as Stockholm Syndrome, cannibalism, and child soldiers, but at the same time, she has to write these themes so they're accessible to her audience... which, unfortunately, is elementary and middle school students.\\
It's really ridiculous at times. One minute, the characters will be discussing cannibalism of children and even unhatched fetuses, and yet the next minute they'll be vowing to beat the "badbutts". Really? The cannibalistic badbutts?''
-->-- [[http://aftanith.blogspot.com.au/2012/12/the-journey-guardians-of-gahoole-2-by.html A review]] of ''Literature/GuardiansOfGahoole''