->''"The absurdity of the situation put its pathos to the rout."''
-->-- '''Creator/CharlesDickens''', ''Our Mutual Friend''
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!!!Fiction
->''"My arm... is numb. Numb arm... numb arm... [[TropeNamer narm NARM-]]"'' *thud*
-->-- '''Nate''', ''SixFeetUnder''

->''"The Frightbot told a story so scary you couldn't help but laugh."''
-->-- ''VideoGame/{{Mother 3}}''

->''"[[{{Engrish}} The miracle never happen.]]"''
-->-- ''VisualNovel/PhoenixWrightAceAttorney: Justice for All'', Bad Ending

->''"...\\\
My.\\\
''[[BigOMG Gooooooooooooooooooood.]]''"''
-->--'''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDKmSxJkOWA Hikaru Sulu]]''', ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'' ("Flashback")

->''"WHAT AM I FIGHTING '''''FOOOOOOORRRRRARG?!'''''"''
-->-- '''Zero''', VideoGame/MegaManX4 [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LISmPmdUhYA cutscene]]

->''"I should have been the one to fill your dark soul with L'''''IIIIIIIIIGHT'''''!"''
-->-- '''Dante''', ''DevilMayCry''

->''"Join me, Link, and I will make your face the grrrrrreatest in Koridai! Or else you will '''DIE.'''"''\\
''"You DARE bring LIGHT to my LAIR? '''YOU MUST DIE!!'''"''
-->-- '''Ganon''', ''[[VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDiGames Link: The Faces of Evil]]'' and ''[[YouTubePoop Zelda: The Wand of Gamelon]]'', respectively (and by the way, ''every single line from these games'' could probably be quoted here, but those two are arguably the Narmiest.)

->"''RUN!!! GO!!! [[MemeticMutation GET TO THE CHOPAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!]]''"
-->-- '''Dutch''' (Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger), ''Film/{{Predator}}''

->''"........................................my boat."''
-->--'''The Mariner''', ''{{Film/Waterworld}}''

->''"'''''PUNCH''''' THE KEYS, FOR GOD'S SAKE!"''
-->--'''William Forrester''', ''Film/FindingForrester''

->"''He was sobbing so hard that he began to hiccup.''"
-->-- '''Lorelei Mackenzie''', ''[[http://www.geocities.com/loreleimackenzie/tng/PicardsIllumination.html Picard's Illumination]]''

->''I, Garland, will knock you all down!''
-->-- ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI''

->''Oh man! Oh God, oh man! [[MadnessMantra Oh God, oh man! Oh God oh man! Oh God oh man oh GOD]]''
-->-- '''Ryan O'Neal''', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9KyBdPeKHg Tough Guys Don't Dance]]''

->''[[{{Engrish}} Don't walk you away]],'' \\
''I can find'' \\
''Don't walk you away,'' \\
''I can smile'' \\
''[[JapaneseRanguage All in one right]],'' \\
''all in one yeah!'' \\
''Start all again''
-->-- The (on-screen) lyrics to the ''{{DJMAX}}'' song [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnAcT5nwc28&fmt=18 "Fallen Angel"]]

->''That was TOO close! You were almost a JILL SANDWICH!''
-->-- '''Barry Burton''', VideoGame/ResidentEvil

->''"[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7gIpuIVE3k Garbage day! Hahahaha!]]"''
-->-- ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2''

->''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?NR=1&v=HyophYBP_w4&feature=fvwp They're eating her! And then they’re going to eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!]]''
-->-- ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''

->''Then it's settled. Let's have fun tonight because it is... IT'S PARTY TIME!''
-->--'''Minh''', ''Anime/BloodPlus''

-> "[[IllKillYou I'll kill you]]! [[ShapedLikeItself I'll kill you to death]]!"
-->-- '''Superboy-Prime''', ''Countdown To Infinite Crisis''

->LOVE IS BREAKING MY HEEEEE-AAAAART!
-->-- ''Love is Breaking My Heart'' by Grave Digger

->''NOOOO! '''MY LOVE!''' Accept it! Accept it! '''ACCEPT IT!'''''
-->-- '''Zommari Leroux''', Manga/{{Bleach}}

->''"WHAT is a MAN?!? A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk, HAVE AT YOU!!"''
-->-- '''Dracula''', ''VideoGame/CastlevaniaSymphonyOfTheNight''

->''Holy cosmos, look at that thing! So, that's the dragon of the legends? My gosh! That's one whopper of a lizard!''
-->-- [[Manga/DragonBall Vegeta]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EdGa-2BSFiI discovering the Namekian Dragon.]]

->''"E'RYBODY BETRAY ME! I FED UP WIT DIS WHIRL!"''
-->-- '''Johnny''', ''Film/TheRoom''

->''I should not be laughing! This is a terrible situation! And yet... I find myself unable to resist... your influence!''
-->-- '''Jorgen Von Strangle''', in ''The [[TheAdventuresOfJimmyNeutron Jimmy]]/[[TheFairlyOddparents Timmy]] Power Hour 2: When Nerds Collide'' after he blasts Jimmy and Timmy into a ditch.

!!!RealLife
->''"The sublime and the ridiculous are often so nearly related, that it is difficult to class them separately. One step above the sublime, makes the ridiculous; and one step above the ridiculous, makes the sublime again."''
-->-- '''Thomas Paine''', ''The Age of Reason'', (1795)

->''"Misjudging whether to go big or small is, dramatically, a huge problem. The entire tightrope of dramatic effectiveness hinges on getting the balance right. The line between pathos and bathos is razor thin, and tumbling off of it can be the difference between brilliant and a disaster that will be mocked for the ages."''
-->-- '''[[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2013/10/pop-between-realities-home-in-time-for_18.html Phil Sandifer]]''' on ''{{Series/Skins}}''

->''"The scene where Janeway chews Harry out for shacking up with an alien [[SexIsEvil riddled with STDs]] has to be seen to be believed. Never before have these two felt more like mother and son and the way she purrs at him disappointingly for failing to keep his trousers on and his near hysterical rant about always looking up to her and trying to be the best he could possibly be to please her could be swapped with any sleazy daytime soap opera without anybody noticing. It is bloody funny because its so dreadful and I had to pause for a moment to compose myself."''
-->--'''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/voyager-season-five.html Doc Oho]]''' on ''Series/StarTrekVoyager'', "The Disease"

->'''Chris:''' Remember that really good episode of ''{{Justice League Unlimited}}'' about BoosterGold? This is basically the opposite of that...the [[InUniverseMarketing Booster Gold infomercial]] that they ran part of in the preview last week was seriously the high point of the show.\\
'''David''': I loved all of the commercial scenes, but that’s not because the show tried really hard to get the vibe of a Booster Gold informercial and reached an aspired-to level of cheesiness, it’s because the show is naturally at the level of [[WorldOfBuxom craft]] and [[{{Anvilicious}} subtlety]] of a Booster Gold infomercial.\\
'''Chris''': Zing!
-->--'''''Smallvillains''''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/recap-smallville-episode-10-18-booster/ on]] ''{{Series/Smallville}}'' ("Booster")

->''I've seen comedies with fewer laughs than ''Body of Evidence'', and this is a movie that isn't even trying to be funny.''
-->--'''Creator/RogerEbert'''

->''"Of all people, Nguyen best sums up why ''{{Birdemic}}'' [[SoBadItsGood works]] in the bonus features: When an audience member sarcastically asks why his film is so awesome, he responds with one word: 'Sincerity' "''
-->--'''Andrew Kasch''', Dread Central's ''Birdemic: Shock and Terror'' DVD/Blu-Ray [[http://www.dreadcentral.com/reviews/birdemic-shock-and-terror-dvdblu-ray review]]

->''"Now, is [[RevengeOfTheSith General Grievous]] ''supposed'' to be funny? 'Cause they said he was a ''villain'', right? Not a comedian? Like [[{{Spoonerism}} Larry Seinfeld? But also a creepy weirdo, like Jerry Flint?]] (I'm so confused.)"''
-->-- '''[[RedLetterMedia Mr. Plinkett]]''', ''Revenge of the Sith'' review

->''Arnold rips his throat out, turns to the camera and bellows, "HERE'S SUB ZERO. NOW! PLAIN ZERO!!!" I honestly can't conceive of a world where there's a more badass thing to say after killing someone named Sub Zero. We are so blessed to have ''Film/RunningMan'' in our lives.''
-->--'''{{Creator/Seanbaby}}''', [[http://www.break.com/article/the-12-best-arnold-kills-out-of-all-509-2554063 "The 12 Best Arnold Kills (Out of 509)"]]

->''"And then, in the single most amazing moment of the film, he steps backwards onto an escalator that seems to appear out of f***ing nowhere and says '[[ButNowIMustGo Y’all be cool, now.]]' ...I swear, it’s like they were in a meeting going “What do super-heroes do after they do a good deed? They fly away, right?” “Well, we [[NoBudget don’t have the budget]] for that. What if he just rode up an escalator instead?” It’s shot in the exact same style of the classic “Superman flies away” scene, and there’s even a gust of wind as he goes up the escalator. It’s… I love it. Pure, unironic love. It’s the best."''
-->--'''Chris Sims''' and '''David Uzumeri''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-steel-1997-part-one/ on]] ''{{Film/Steel}}''

->''"That's what makes ''TheWickerMan'' so great: the giant abyss between what it wants to be and what it actually is. It's a horror movie with no scares, occurring entirely in broad daylight. It's a psychological thriller with no thrills, or psychology. When it goes for creepy, you just laugh, partially because Nic Cage's reactions are just as nonsensical as the movie itself. He's in the movie, but clearly doesn't know what the hell it's about... When he learns the cult is into selective breeding and ritual sacrifice, his response is a mild "I don't GET you. I don't GET this place." When faced with unspeakable horror, Cage seemingly thought to himself, 'What would [[{{Friends}} Chandler Bing]] say?'"''
-->-- '''''{{Website/Cracked}}'''''

->''"The catch phrase of the movie is “[[ArcWords Danger is real, fear is a choice]].” This is a common theme throughout the entire film, though it appears [[Creator/WillSmith the elder Smith]] and [[Creator/MNightShyamalan Shyamalan]] have unfortunately confused the concept of “fearless” with “[[DullSurprise emotionless]]”. As Kitai makes his way across hazardous terrain, he maintains an audio link with his father, who delivers a series of the most monotone motivational speeches you will ever hear. Even during his son’s most horrifying encounters, Will Smith’s voice never wavers from an utterly lifeless tone, and this [[ChildrenAreAWaste becomes unintentionally comical after a while.]]"''
-->--'''''Website/TheAgonyBooth''''' on ''Film/AfterEarth''

->''"'I love the Power Glove,' he tells them, sounding almost fearful of the power he controls with it. 'It's so bad.' And the legend of ''The Wizard'' is born. It's the dead seriousness of this line that really makes this scene immortal. This actor sells it like he's [[ComicBook/GreenLantern Hal Jordan]] gifted with this godlike artifact of immeasurable power, something to be feared and respected. He gives it the same battle-hardened, post-orgiastic tone as the classic 'I love the smell of napalm in the morning' line from ''Apocalypse Now''."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' [[http://spoonyexperiment.com/the-wizard/ on]] ''Film/TheWizard''

->''"I personally love when'' [the film] tries ''to build up how badass StevenSeagal is by saying something to the effect of “You could drop him in the middle of Antartica with only his skivvies and he would show up at your pool the next day with a tan and a fistful of pesos.” That is just brilliant. This movie is simply hilarious and is funnier than most comedies out there today. You aren’t a movie fan until you are a Seagal connoisseur."''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''' [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/01/20/on-deadly-ground-1993-steven-seagal/ on]] ''OnDeadlyGround''

->''"There aren't many video games that [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5FTJxfV3pc I've actually been embarrassed]] to have people watching me play."''
-->--'''Pat R.''', [[http://www.socksmakepeoplesexy.net/index.php?a=ff10 "I'm Ready For My Closeup, Mr. Sakaguchi."]]

->''"When we judge a game like this, how do we do it? Do we judge simply on gameplay? If so, the repetitive combat and long drives around town may very well mark it as a mediocre title. Do we judge it on story quality? If so, then we have a game that makes no sense and frequently makes light of murder and sexual deviancy. I say a game needs to be judged by how often it made you happy, how much you laughed or became excited, and how long you spend thinking about it after it was finished. If we judge it by those standards, then VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition, my friends, is simply stunning. No other game has made me laugh so hard, laugh almost to the point of tears, laugh just by thinking about it. ''VideoGame/DeadlyPremonition'' may well be the first game reviewed almost purely for its comedic value, but for a game so funny, it has to be done."''
-->-- '''Jim Sterling''' of [[http://www.destructoid.com/review-deadly-premonition-165168.phtml Destructoid]]

->''Laughter is something that ''Demolition Man'' is good at generating but, as you can probably guess, most of the funniest bits are supposed to be serious... It's incidents like when Wesley Snipes gets whacked twice with a TV set and barely suffers a bruise that make up the real humor.''
-->-- [[http://www.reelviews.net/movies/d/demo_man.html James Berardinelli's review]] of ''Film/DemolitionMan''.

->''"{{Spider-man}} gave Mary Jane cancer by tragically shooting her up repeatedly with his horrible radioactive Spider-Semen. ''His horrible radioactive Spider-Semen.'' That’s not tragic. That shit is ''fucking hilarious.''"''
-->-- [[ToplessRobot Topless]] [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/11/the_12_dumbest_spiderman_stories_ever_besides_the.php Robot's]] comments on ''Comicbook/SpiderManReign''

->''Every single girl moves around with a [[{{Gainaxing}} "Boing"]] or two, no matter how serious the scene is. Just when you start getting into the dialogue, there it is: Boing.''
-->-- [[http://www.themanime.org/viewreview.php?id=238 Stig Høgset and Enoch Lau's review]] of ''Anime/DivergenceEve''.

->''Dracula seems to have abandoned his wife, Dolores, out of grief for their dead son, leaving her to grieve for Janus at his gravestone. It's actually a kind of sad scene, at least it would be if his gravestone didn't say "[[YouMakeMeSic Rest In Peaee]]".''
-->-- '''BennettTheSage''', in his review of ''[[http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/bt/the-sage/anime-abandon/33924-dracula-sovereign-of-the-damned-with-linkara Dracula Sovereign Of The Damned]]''

->The comic's main villain, an old school dean who once expelled Chris for good reason, is, in the comic, an evil witch who uses a brain control ray to transform the inhabitants of [=CWCville=] into her slaves (read: mall guards). Chris explains to the audience that this ray only works on the "slow-in-mind". Hilarity ensues when you realize this means that whenever Sonichu and friends fight Mary Lee's minions, [[UnfortunateImplications they are actually beating through wave after wave of the mentally handicapped.]]
-->--[[http://badwebcomicswiki.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Sonichu The Bad Webcomics Wiki]] on ''{{Sonichu}}''
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