->''"The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a'' nightmare! ''Give me two'' fire-breathing whores! ''Any day of the week!"''
-->-- '''Creator/BillyConnolly'''

->''"Monogamy is for the weak!"''
-->-- '''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation''

->''"I want a girl who likes to play dirty games''\\
''She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names''\\
''And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me''\\
''She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up''\\
''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... oh I want one for myself''\\
''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... and there will be nobody else"''
-->-- '''IndigoEtheridge''', [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDwx5lN3xI "Monogamous Slut"]]

->''"I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?"''
-->-- '''Dr. Girlfriend''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->'''Wife:''' Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!\\
'''Husband:''' My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!\\
'''Commentor:''' Your relative has lived my dream!
-->-- '''Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread''', ''Website/TVTropes''

->''"I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, looking back, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits."''
-->-- '''Cindy Margolis''' on how many sex partners she's had

->''"Wouldn't it be nice to [[TheCasanova be like men and get notches in your belt]] and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?"''
-->-- '''Creator/MarilynMonroe'''

-> ''"I hear from so many women who wish their husbands would agree to an open marriage, and I hear from so many women who are lucky enough to be in an open marriage and who cite that as a main reason that they are such attentive wives."''
-->-- '''Mande Wilkes''', ''[[http://www.fitsnews.com/2011/11/07/wilkes-why-open-marriages-benefit-women/ Why Open Marriages Benefit Women]]''

->''"And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife."''
-->-- '''James Reynolds''', ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', "Say No To This"

->''"The only people who don't like sluts are the people who don't get any."''
-->-- '''Suzanne Berhow''', ''WebVideo/GameGrumps''

->''"I bought my girlfriend a book called ''Cheap & Easy Vegetarian Cooking''. Which was perfect for her, since not only is she a vegetarian..."''
-->-- '''Creator/JimmyCarr'''

->'''This occurs, for example when Creator/ChevyChase meets Christie Brinkley, the woman of his fantasies, in a motel bar and, with am alacrity born of the male dreams of the [[http://urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Sexually%20Liberated liberated female]], she promptly leads him to the swimming pool, [[ShamelessFanserviceGirl disrobes and jumps in]].
-->--'''Joe Pollack''', ''[[http://newspapers.com/image/140798602/?terms=national%2Blampoon%27Bs%2Bvacation%2Bchristie%2Bbrinkley%2Bliberated National Lampoon's Vacation]]''

->''She kissed me so hard I saw stars, and I wondered how many other Hollywood types had blown into her overheated life looking for a beer. But for the next half hour it was only me. A hero, she'd said. But what I did to her wasn't going to earn me any medals.''
-->-- ''Fallen Angels'', "Tomorrow I Die"

->''You're such a fuckin' ho, I love it''
-->--'''Music/LilPump''', "I Love It"

->''S-L-U-T''\\
''She may be a slut, but she looks good to me''
-->--'''Music/ToddRundgren''', "[[Music/SomethingAnything Slut]]"

->'''Cartman:''' Kenny, your girlfriend is... a notorious whore. She even gave a kid named Dave Darsky a BJ in the parking lot of T.G.I. Friday's.\\
'''Kenny:''' ...Huh?\\
'''Cartman:''' Your girlfriend's a slut, dude!\\
'''Kenny:''' ''(long {{Beat}}) '''WOO-HOOOOO!!!'''''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark'', "[[Recap/SouthParkS13E1TheRing The Ring]]"

->''"The key here is not to mask your needs just because you think your partner or others expect it from you. For instance, Grape wants [[CasualKink huge buff werewolf-slash-weretiger lovers]] and I don't begrudge her for that. And it took me some time to get over my personal jealousy, but we're better for it! If it makes her happy, I'm happy for her!"''
-->-- '''[[https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/2019/03/13/full-frontal-honesty/ Maxwell]]''', ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}''
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