-> ''The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a'' nightmare! ''Give me two'' fire-breathing whores! ''Any day of the week!''
--> '''Billy Connolly'''

-> ''Monogamy is for the weak!''
--> '''Marena''', KeychainOfCreation

-> ''I want a girl who likes to play dirty games''
-> ''She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names''
-> ''And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me''
-> ''She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up''
-> ''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... oh I want one for myself''
-> ''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... and there will be nobody else''
--> '''IndigoEtheridge''' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDwx5lN3xI "Monogamous Slut"]]

-> ''I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?''
--> '''Dr. Girlfriend''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

-> Wife: "Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!"
-> Husband: "My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!"
-> Commentor: "Your relative has lived my dream!"
--> '''Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread''', ''TVTropes''

-> ''I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, looking back, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits.''
->--'''Cindy Margolis''' on how many sex partners she's had

-> ''Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches in your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?''
->--'''MarilynMonroe'''

->''"The more men you've had, the more I love you."''
-->-- '''Winston Smith''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'', to Julia.

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