->''"The very thought of fifty-three virgins is a'' nightmare! ''Give me two'' fire-breathing whores! ''Any day of the week!"''
-->-- '''Creator/BillyConnolly'''

->''"Monogamy is for the weak!"''
-->-- '''Marena''', ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation''

->''"I want a girl who likes to play dirty games''\\
''She begs me to spank her and call her filthy names''\\
''And when she gets tired, I let her have a turn on me''\\
''She teases me with her peek-a-boo crotch 'cause she's got me all tied up''\\
''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... oh I want one for myself''\\
''[[TropeCodifier Monogamous Slut]]... and there will be nobody else"''
-->-- '''IndigoEtheridge''', [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWDwx5lN3xI "Monogamous Slut"]]

->''"I guess the muscular one is alright, but the boy is going too far. Can't we just use the puppets again?"''
-->-- '''Dr. Girlfriend''', ''WesternAnimation/TheVentureBrothers''

->'''Wife:''' Honey, I slept with Isaac Asimov!\\
'''Husband:''' My wife slept with Isaac Asimov!\\
'''Commentor:''' Your relative has lived my dream!
-->-- '''Bad Ass Ancestors/Relatives thread''', ''TVTropes''

->''"I've been with more than you can count on one hand, but less than you can count on two. But I will say, looking back, if I could do it all over again, I would have been the biggest slut. I wish I could tell you I was in double or triple digits."''
-->-- '''Cindy Margolis''' on how many sex partners she's had

->''"Wouldn't it be nice to be like men and get notches in your belt and sleep with most attractive men and not get emotionally involved?"''
-->-- '''Creator/MarilynMonroe'''

->''"The more men you've had, the more I love you."''
-->-- '''Winston Smith''', ''Literature/NineteenEightyFour'', to Julia.

->''"And hey, you can keep seeing my whore wife."''
-->-- '''James Reynolds''', ''Theatre/{{Hamilton}}'', "Say No To This"