->MAN, n. \\
An animal so lost in rapturous contemplation of what he thinks he is as to overlook what he indubitably ought to be. His chief occupation is extermination of other animals and his own species, which, however, multiplies with such insistent rapidity as to infest the whole habitable earth and Canada.
-->-- TheDevilsDictionary

->''"Ladies. Gentlemen. [[LadiesAndGerms Ted.]]"''
-->--'''Barney''', ''HowIMetYourMother''

->''"Lina Inverse and Gourry Gabriev! And some nobody!"''
-->-- '''Erisiel Vrumugun''', ''{{Slayers}}: The Ghost of Sairaag''

->''"Ladies and gentlemen...and you, Elias."''
-->--'''Randal Graves''', ''ClerksII''

-> '''Koden''': I am not about to let the ''third'' thing with my friends...and Dave and Lisa...be ruined because of the [[MonsterOfTheWeek monster]]...or douchebag...of the week messed everything up!
-->---''DSBTInsaniT'', 'The Camping Webisode'

->'''The Judger:''' We are "The Legion of Super Heroes, and the Knifeketeer," a collection of the world's mightiest crime fighters. And the Knifeketeer.
->'''The Knifeketeer:''' I'm feeling a bit excluded.
->'''The Judger:''' You're included. That is what "and" means.
-->--'''''BasicInstructions''''', [[http://basicinstructions.net/basic-instructions/2010/6/9/how-to-be-kind-to-the-least-among-you.html "How to Be Kind to the Least Among You"]]

->''"I mean, this is a fantastic cast of really well known actors, and Amanda Peet."''\\
--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''', on ''[[TwentyTwelve 2012]]''

->''"It seems that the producers were trying to make an Creator/ErrolFlynn like swashbuckling adventure... ''[Geena]'' Davisí part was made much larger though when they couldnít find a suitable male lead. They offered Creator/MichaelDouglas $15 million for the lead role but he refused. Then they offered the movie to Creator/KeanuReeves, Creator/TomCruise, Creator/DanielDayLewis (can you picture that?), Creator/JeffBridges, Creator/MichaelKeaton, Creator/CharlieSheen, Creator/LiamNeeson, and Tim Robbins (again, can you picture that?). Then they finally offered the movie to Matthew Modine. Congratulations Matthew, you were only the tenth person they considered for the role. You only slightly beat out Creator/DavidHasselhoff. I was surprised they didnít offer Stallone the role frankly. [[BaitAndSwitchComment Frank Stallone]] that is."''\\
--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Miles Antwiler]]''', [[http://moviemoses.wordpress.com/2010/05/20/cutthroat-island-renny-harlin-1995/ on]] ''Film/CutthroatIsland''

->''"It all started out promising enough. [[{{TNA}} The Carters]] had decided to go for broke and started bringing in big name talent. [[HulkHogan Hogan.]] [[RicFlair Flair.]] [[JeffHardy Hardy]]. [[RobVanDam Van Dam]]. [[Wrestling/TheNastyBoys Knobbs.]]\\\
[[DoubleTake Wait, what?]]"''
-->--'''''{{Website/Wrestlecrap}}''''', [[http://www.wrestlecrap.com/inductions/the-new-monday-night-wars-2010-gooker-award-winner/ "The New Monday Night Wars"]]

->'''Ruby:''' Sisters! Friends!...Weiss.
->'''Weiss:''' Hey!
-->-- ''WebAnimation/{{RWBY}}''

->'''Andrew Luck''': We'll have four great teams.
->'''Brandon Weeden''': Two thrilling matchups.
->'''Christian Ponder''': Three elite quarterbacks.
->'''Andy Dalton''': [[MyFriendsAndZoidberg And Joe Flacco]].
->'''Joe Flacco''': So help me, I will beat the [[UnusualEuphemism Romo]] out of every single one of you.
-->--''Website/NFLQuarterbacksOnFacebook'': Divisional Roundup''----