->"''Start! Start, you vicious Bastard!"''
-->--'''Basil Fawlty''', '''''Series/FawltyTowers'''''

-> "You car will always start first time, unless you are being chased by a serial killer, enemy of the family or genetically created monster, in which case it will stall, but magically turn-over just as the killer/enemy/monster reaches within one inch of you!"
--> -- [[http://www.avforums.com/threads/the-hollywood-rule-book.32262 "Hollywood Rule Book"]], Vanity Fair

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