->"I find it a little insulting that the two of you decided to create an entire army of look-alike robots to replace G.U.N. while we were being used as babysitters!"
-->--'''Metal Sonic''', ''Webcomic/TwoEvilScientists''

->'''Leonard:''' Why are you smashing a flash-frozen banana?\\
'''Leslie:''' Because I have a bowl of Cheerios and I couldn't find a knife.
-->--''Series/TheBigBangTheory''

->'''Kiva:''' ''Oh, let me put all the processing power of this technological marvel to work'' adding up your change!\\
'''Jamie:''' ''That's the spirit!''
-->--''WesternAnimation/MegasXLR'', "All I Wanted Was A Slushie"

->'''Aperture Science Engineer:''' ''man-sized ad hoc quantum tunnel through physical space with possible applications as a shower curtain''
-->--''VideoGame/{{Portal}}''

->''I don't know what's funnier. That goofy look on Superboy's face, or the fact that the best use Martha Kent can think of to do with her super powers is house keeping...''
-->--[[http://superdickery.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=article&id=444:inappropriate-uses-of-superpowers&catid=33:weird-science-index&Itemid=37 Superdickery]]

-> You have a time machine and you use it for ... watching television?
-->--''Literature/DirkGentlysHolisticDetectiveAgency''

->'''Bobbi Anderson:''' ''It's like inventing a perpetual motion machine so your little kid won't pester you any more about changing the batteries in his toy car!''
-->--'''Stephen King''', ''The Tommyknockers''

->'''John''': If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for?\\
'''Harvey''': Faster delivery of pizzas.
-->--''{{Series/Farscape}}'', "Could'a, Would'a, Should'a"

->'''Vivian''': Huh. How'd you do that?\\
'''[[VideoGame/MegaMan1 Ice Man]]''': Do what?\\
'''Vivian''': Make that ice floe.\\
'''Ice Man''': Oh! I can generate intense cold for like ice beams and stuff.\\
'''Vivian''': Oooooooh...\\
'''Ice Man''': Yep!\\
(Ice Man freezes a corner of the pool)\\
'''Vivian''': Must come in very handy around the house!\\
'''Ice Man''': Our AC bill is really low during the summer.
-->--''Roleplay/WeAreOurAvatars''

->'''Leela:''' Wow. Superpowers! I'll be able to pack my day with twice as many humdrum activities!
-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Less Than Hero"

->''"The fact that I was a necromancer made it pretty funny, though; I pictured the farmer's wife standing at the kitchen window, watching me chase moles out of the vegetable garden by summoning shadow-demons from the stygian pit to curse their very souls and then turning to her husband and going: "He does know we've got a spade he can use, right?""''
-->--'''''WebAnimation/ZeroPunctuation''''' on LevelGrinding

->''"Finbar lamented the fact that his psychic powers could not ascertain who would win the All-Ireland Championship. What good were psychic powers, he asked, if they couldn't tell you who was going to win the Gaelic football?"''
-->-- ''Literature/SkulduggeryPleasant''

->''"Now, if you ask me, a real human brain mapped into a computer would be more like MaxHeadroom, using his newfound power to play music videos, yammer on about golf, and probably [[TheInternetIsForPorn watch every porn flick on the Internet]] at once. Oh wait, I'm thinking of myself."''
-->--'''''Topless Robot''''' [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2014/04/fanboy_flick_pick_transcendence_is_a_sci-fi_of_ide.php on]] ''{{Film/Transcendence}}''

->'''Maiza:''' I've never heard of a demon using [[TheOmnipotent its powers]] so frivolously.
->'''[[spoiler:Ronnie]]:''' I enjoy breaking the mold.
-->-- ''LightNovel/{{Baccano}}! 1933 - The Slash''

-> New York City alternated between delighting her with its massive buildings, multi-colored, flashing billboards, the beauty of seeing so many different skin colors and languages blending together, and then disgusting her with how completely filthy the city could be.
-> A huge sheet of dirty water splashed toward her, but she directed it away with the flick of a wrist. Being a nymph had some perks. Her [[MakingASplash affinity with water]] had matured from the time she’d been bound to a single fresh water spring in an ancient Grecian forest.
-->-- ''Rock Hard and Wet'', a supernatural romance novel

->"Ordinarily, I'd light my cigar with a match! But do I need a match now? Certainly not! Not if I have super-powers!"
-->-- '''[[Franchise/{{Superman}} Jonathan Kent]]''', ''Adventure Comics #289''

->'''Shinbo:''' If she kept going with that kind of diet, don't you think Kyoko would get fat?\\
'''Urobuchi:''' Probably won't. Thanks [to her] magical power.
-->-- An [[http://wiki.puella-magi.net/Puella_Magi_Madoka_Magica_Official_Guidebook_%22You_Are_Not_Alone%22 interview]] with the creators of ''Anime/PuellaMagiMadokaMagica''

->''It is a truth universally acknowledged that nothing is more successful at inspiring a person to mischief as being told not to do something. Unfortunately, the Chantry of the Divine Age had some trouble with obvious truths. Although it did not outlaw magic--quite the contrary, as the Chantry relied upon magic to kindle the eternal flame which burns in every brazier in every chantry--it relegated mages to lighting candles and lamps. Perhaps occasional dusting of rafters and eaves.''

->''I will give my readers a moment to contemplate how well such a role satisfied the mages of the time.''
-->--"History of the Circle," ''VideoGame/DragonAgeOrigins''

->'''Ed:''' You put ''something'' inside the cylinder of wormholes, turn them on for a fraction of a second, turn them off again... what have you got?\\
'''Sam:''' ...The world's most ludicrously advanced bread-slicer?
-->-- '''[[http://everything2.com/title/Ed%2520stories Ed stories]]'''

->'''Argent''': You'd think that if you spent that much effort to get it you'd do something more destructive with it.\\
'''Khrima''': When you get an orbital laser you can do whatever you want with it.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Adventurers}}'' [[http://adventurers.keenspot.com/d/20030430.html #807]]

->We could have used ordinary lenses for this, but we had [[InfinityPlusOneSword the Eyes]] handy, so they're more convenient.
-->-- author comments on [[http://tasvideos.org/forum/viewtopic.php?t=17884 this]] ''VideoGame/NetHack'' [[SpeedRun TAS]]

->I also dug the scenes where [Count Orlok] was manhandling the coffins filled with dirt. In Stoker’s book he talks about Dracula’s [[SuperStrength inhuman strength]] and it was nice for once to see this dramatized not by throwing somebody through a wall but just by very casually lifting something extremely heavy.
-->--'''[[http://www.ruthlessreviews.com/1823/nosferatu-phantom-der-nacht/ Ruthless Reviews]],''' ''Film/{{Nosferatu}}''

->Prowess, might, vigor, intensity, puissance - no matter what name you describe it with, [[SuperStrength Potence]] is an impressive Discipline. Too many neonates think of it as a simple, brutal combat ability, but it is actually much more: it's actually a sophisticated, complex and unpredictable combat ability - coupled with its uses in Nosferatu [[WickedCultured art and architecture.]]
-> [[TunnelKing Expanding a city's sewer system]] takes more than political influence and faithful ghouls. When making improvements to the labyrinthine underworld beneath cities, Nosferatu often use Potence to assist the ghouls with the most difficult tasks. [[FastTunnelling Tunneling through solid rock]], moving chunks of rock and concrete, or just collapsing a tunnel with a powerful blow are also useful skills in Nosferatu construction.
-->--''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Clanbook: Nosferatu (Revised)''

->...he has grown accustomed to [[DisabilitySuperpower compensating for the lack of his arm]] by using his magics to perform common tasks - an act that distresses many visitors to his laboratories, most of whom are unused to [[MindOverMatter flasks leaping from tables to pour themselves]].
-->--Image notes for '''al-Ashrad,''' ''TabletopGame/VampireTheMasquerade - Children Of The Night''

->'''[[VideoGame/GhostTrick Lynne]]''': ''(accidentally bumps into a glass of soda and spills it over)'' Aw crud! ''(takes out pistol and points it at head)'' SIGH!\\
''(JumpCut to scene of suicide and Sissel just discovered the dead body)''\\
'''Sissel''': Lynne! Don't worry, I'll use my powers of the dead to rewind time and stop whoever killed you!\\
'''Spirit!Lynne''': I killed me. When you go back in time, can you move my soda so I don't spill it?\\
'''Sissel''': Are you serious?!
-->--'', Webcomic/AwkwardZombie #[[http://www.awkwardzombie.com/index.php?page=0&comic=090516 474]]''
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