->No matter how subtle the wizard, a knife between the shoulder blades will seriously cramp his style.
-->-- '''Vlad Taltos''', from the ''Literature/{{Dragaera}}'' series

->'''Sarge''': Now if only there was someway to tap into our inner rage. Like that ComicBook/{{Hulk}} fella. Dagnabit, there's never any gamma radiation around when you need it!
->'''Simmons''': Well, what if we tried getting into the ship and lowering the landing gear. That might raise the ship--
->'''Sarge''': --Or, we can build an army of clones that can lift the ship!--
->'''Simmons''': I think the jack in the Warthog might be able to lift it--
->'''Sarge''': --Could develop a machine that shrinks the ship. Or that makes Donut gigantic! [[BreadEggsBreadedEggs Or both.]]
->'''Simmons''': Or we could try digging underneath the hull.
->'''Sarge''': I've got it! A levitation ray.
-->-- ''Machinima/RedVsBlue'', Sarge and Simmons discussing how to rescue Private Donut from underneath a ship.

->''There is no [[ElementalRockPaperScissors type resistance]] to 'baseball bat'.''
->''I will consider actually leaving it to the professionals for a change.''
->''Experience has proved that taking down a Pokextinction base is most effectively done by raid or infiltration, not by approaching the local planning council with a demolition notice.''
->''We are not going to be able to simply buy Pokextinction out.''
->''Encouraging the Extinctionist minions to form a union is charming but pointless.''
->''Even if itís actually a good idea, the human authorities will notice if we get the Water-types to re-direct a river through the Pokextinction base. Guess itíll be the old-fashioned way, then.''
-->-- From the ''[[GenreSavvy How to Survive a Pokeumans Story]]'' and ''[[ThingsYouAreNotAllowedToDo Things Not to Do in a Pokeumans Base]]'' posts in the ''Fanfic/{{Pokeumans}}'' FanVerse.

->''Over the centuries, mankind has tried many ways of combating the forces of evil... prayer, fasting, good works and so on. Up until ''VideoGame/{{Doom}}'', no one seemed to have thought about the double-barrel shotgun. Eat leaden death, demon...''
-->--Creator/TerryPratchett
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