!!!On works
->''Then [[FaceFullOfAlienWingWong I ram my ovipositor down your throat]] and [[Franchise/{{Alien}} lay my eggs in your chest]]. But I'm not an alien!''
-->-- '''Tom Servo''', speaking for [[HumanAlien Exeter]] while watching ''Film/ThisIslandEarth'', ''Series/MysteryScienceTheater3000: TheMovie''

->Standing at the railing is none other than Creator/TellySavalas dressed up in [[FashionVictimVillain a truly horrifying costume]]: He's all done up in a white polyester leisure suit, white shoes, and shiny black mock turtleneck... Telly introduces himself as '[[MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate Dr.' Stefan Svevo of the 'medical rescue ship']] ''Irene.'' Uh huh. Svevo describes his henchmen as "paramedics", which is probably [[{{Narm}} the biggest laugh]] to be had in this film.
-->--''Website/TheAgonyBooth'' recaps ''Beyond Film/ThePoseidonAdventure'' (1979)

->''Cid says he feels "betrayed" and wishes he could go back in time and never accept NORG's money in the first place. Oh, come on, who ''wouldn't'' trust [[FatBastard a screaming, two-ton pile of butter with six-foot-long finger claws and neck flab you could lose a battleship in?]] He could've suckered anybody.''
-->--'''[[WebVideo/TheSpoonyExperiment Noah Antwiler]]''' on ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII''

!!!Fiction
->''"Hello, friends. I am [[HughMann a perfectly normal human worm-baby]]. You have nothing, absolutely ''nothing'', to fear from me, so just ignore everything I say and we'll get along just fine."''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/InvaderZim'''

->'''Guard-bot #2:''' Be you robot or human?\\
'''Leela:''' Robot... we be.\\
'''Fry:''' Uh, yup. Just two robots out robot-ing it up!\\
''(Fry begins shoddily dancing The Robot)''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'', "Fear of a Bot Planet"

->'''Liandrin:''' Soon we will capture al'Thor's friends on Toman Head, and then he will be ours! Then the Great Lord will rule the known world!! HAHAHAHAHA!!!\\
'''Moiraine:''' Did you say something?\\
'''Liandrin:''' [[RunningGag No. Go Light.]]
-->-- ''Literature/TheWheelOfTime'' [[http://www.ataricommunity.com/forums/showthread.php?t=386600 parody summaries]] (''The Great Hunt'')

->'''Sabine (disguised as a police officer):''' He was just speaking to me, a police officer, about his brother Nale's treatment in prison.\\
'''Nale (disguised as Elan):''' Right! Because I am Elan, and I am foolishly and inexplicably merciful to enemies who would gladly butcher me, against the better judgement of my allies.\\
'''Vaarsuvius:''' Hmmm. Well, that certainly is one of your more puzzling qualities. Very well.
-->-- ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->''"We are looking for a particular robot. A... ''fellow'' robot. Because we are also robots."''
-->--'''Antimony Carver''', [[PaperThinDisguise disguised]] as a robot, ''Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt''

->''"Yes, I am your friend. I run a non-demon restaurant here in your space-time manifold, of which I am a native."''
-->-- '''Demon-Jame''', ''Webcomic/TerrorIsland''

->''"My name is Dr. Alex Brisbane. [[TropeNamers I'm definitely not a villain.]]"''
-->-- ''[[WebVideo/YuGiOhTheAbridgedSeries Yu-Gi-Oh: Cr@psule Monsters]]''

->''"He's a very very nice man, and he said he would never ever Double-Cross anyone, and to prove that, he sent me a nice basket of dog biscuits for me to eat. Yummy!"''
-->-- '''Your officer''', regarding Sergeant Kilmore, ''VideoGame/HeartOfEvil''

->''"NOT EVIL!"''
-->-- '''Cinder Fall''', ''WebAnimation/RWBYChibi''

->''"GUARDS! There is a traitor among us! [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial And I swear it's not me!]]"''
-->-- '''The Great Pope''', ''WebVideo/LesChevaliersDuZodiaqueLaSerieAbregee''

->The man waiting is not a cultist. He is just another ordinary citizen. Wearing a silken blindfold. [[ImplausibleDeniability In a few years, perhaps everyone will be wearing them]].
-->-- ''VideoGame/SunlessSea''

->'''[[CloudCuckoolander Phil]]:''' Hmm, maybe you have a point. We should do a background check on this guy.
->'''[[OnlySaneMan Sherry]]:''' Well, I think it's pretty obvious that he's [[BigBad Malifios]].
->'''Phil:''' You there! What's your name?
->'''Malifios:''' I am Robert Vylan. [[EvilLaugh MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!]]
->'''Phil:''' See, he's not Mal-what's-her-face, he's, uh, Rob-something. I say we hire him.
-->--''WebAnimation/TheNightlyNewsAtNine'', "Out of Bonds"

->'''Renji:''' Josh "the-joke-is-that-you're-not-Aizen" Groban, can I talk to you?\\
'''[[BigBad Aizen]]:''' Yes, [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I'm not evil]], what do you need?
-->--''WebVideo/BleachSAbridged''

->''"Sorry you had to see that, but you know how it is when you get those, uh, manly urges, and you just gotta kill somethin'... fix things, uh, cook outdoors..."''
-->--The very much female '''Fa Mulan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''

->''"I've got a name. Ha! And it's a boy's name, too!"''
-->--'''Fa Mulan''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''

->''"I'm... I'm the Great Stone Dragon. Good morning! I will go forth and fetch Mulan. Did... Did I mention that I was the Great Stone Dragon?"''
-->--'''Mushu''', ''WesternAnimation/{{Mulan}}''

->''I'm definitely not an [[HumanoidAbomination impostor]]\\
If I was, then I wouldn't be one\\
'Cause I'm not one\\
Even if I was, I wouldn't say that I wasn't\\
'Cause I'm not\\
It's impossible\\
Implausible\\
I'm an impostor impostor\\
Obviously I'm ''not'' an impostor\\
Honest to God\\
I should toss y'all like a rotten salad\\
Any evidence against me, far from valid\\
Like, I'd never [[NeckSnap snap your neck]]\\
Or [[BackStab stab your back]]\\
Or [[AirVentPassageway crawl up through the smallest vent]], ''attack!''\\
An impostor's a role I could never fulfill\\
If you don't believe me, ask the guy that I just killed''
-->--''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KByREO4gB0M Impostor Imperceptible]]'', an ''VideoGame/AmongUs'' rap

->'''Shannon Bell''': Can you tell us what tribe this is?\\
'''Indian Chief''': We are Indians.\\
'''Bell''': Yes... I can see that, but can you tell us...\\
'''Chief''': You don't believe we are Indians?\\
'''Bell:''' No, all...\\
'''Chief''': We have teepees!\\
'''Bell''': Yes, I see, but...\\
'''Chief''': Look at all these teepees we have... Because, we are... Indians!
-->--''Film/CannibalTheMusical''

->'''The Trustworthy One''': Salutations, Other Species. I am known as "the Trustworthy" aka "the Reliable" aka "the Undeceiving" aka "the Very Nice Creature That Wants To Trade With You". (...) (F)or I am ''Very Nice'', also, would you like to trade? [[HesitationEqualsDishonesty Both our societies would surely benefit from our...mutual discovery of one another...]]\\
'''Kitten''': Oh! Certainly!\\
'''The Trustworthy One''': YES. [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I HAVE NO ULTERIOR MOTIVES.]]\\
'''Kitten''': What a strange thing to say!
-->--''[[WebAnimation/IfTheEmperorHadATextToSpeechDevice If the Emperor had a Text-to-Speech Device Special 7: Space Game Pain]]''

->'''Mordechai Carver''': Now, the key of undercover work... is to blend in, OK? You act as a gentile would.\\
'''Esther''': Right.\\
'''Samples Woman''': Could I interest you in a free-sample bacon cheeseburger?\\
'''Esther''': *gasps*\\
'''Mordechai''': Um, well, I thank you, gentile friend, for your generous offer of that... *deliciously* unkosher snack. I... sadly have to decline... for I already stuffed myself full of milk and meat products at a previous lunch engagement.
-->--''Film/TheHebrewHammer''

->''I'm Queen Watevra Wa'nabi!\\
The most least evil person you'll ever meet!\\
And if you make eye contact with me,\\
I totally won't have you executed immediately,\\
'Cuz that'd be evil! (Evil!)\\
And that's so not me!''
-->--'''Queen Watevra Wa'nabi''', ''WesternAnimation/TheLEGOMovie2TheSecondPart'', [[VillainSong "Not Evil"]]
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