-->'''Orel:''' There's just so many ways not to be lonely! There are family, friends, faith... Hey, those are all "F" words! I wonder if there are any ''other'' ways not to be lonely that start with "F". (concentrates very hard)
-->'''Rev. Putty:''' (after a pause, almost bored) Think of any yet?
-->'''Orel:''' [[IncorruptiblePurePureness Nope!]]
-->'''Rev. Putty:''' (genuinely shocked) Wow. You are pure pureness in its purest form. It's almost ''irritating''.

-->'''Orel:''' Dad, how come Chinafoodtown is so far away?
-->'''Clay:''' Actually, it's only deliciously far. Foreign-ly, it's too close.

-->'''Mrs.Censordoll (while on the phone with her Mother):''' No mother, I am not holier than thou-- but I ''am'' holier than ''you''.

-->'''Bloberta''': Please, when do you ''ever'' remember?
-->'''Clay''':...''all I do is try to forget''.
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