->''"...So I'm stuck hangin' out with her weird-ass friends, nothing much in common but I try to pretend\\
[[{{Dracula}} This one dude]], he's just a creepy-ass nuisance, wears a cape and talks with an accent, overdoin' it\\
But at least he's better than [[Franchise/{{Frankenstein}} that big dude]] in her crew, 'cause he doesn't say a thing, just grunts and stumbles through\\
I mean, I get along fine with [[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent that other guy]] there, but man, I wish he didn't keep sheddin' all that hair\\
But the night is lookin' beautiful, a full moon is out, and I'm glad that she and I are gonna go out on the town..."''
-->--'''Music/AdamWarrock''', 'Zombie Girl"

->''There's a bat they call [[Literature/TheVampireChronicles Lestat]]\\
Who will [[OurVampiresAreDifferent sink his teeth in you]]\\
You might meet a creature\\
[[Film/CreatureFromTheBlackLagoon From the swampy black lagoon]]\\
And if the moon is full\\
You might meet the ''[[OurWerewolvesAreDifferent loup-garou]]''\\
Don't go by the riverside\\
You'll be sorry if you do!''
-->--'''Music/{{Voltaire}}''', "Don't Go By The River"

->''It was a dark and spooky halloween night\\
And I Dracula thought that I would invite \\
All of my freaky friends, who were there in a flash; \\
To a big dance party, A monster mash!\\
Wolfman, Frankenstein and mummy were there\\
While Medusa fed some mice to the snakes in her hair...''
-->--'''Music/{{Starbomb}}''', "Crasher-vania"