->''Listen, my lads, I've something to tell you\\
I hope won't compel you to cry and to keen.\\
Mother's a Swede and Father's a Scot,\\
And so Irish I'm not--and I never have been!''
-->-- '''Eileen''', ''Theatre/WonderfulTown''

->'''Wendigo[[spoiler: Ally]]:''' You were that Indian guy that got away last Sunday!
->'''Terence:''' I'm not Indian!! The [[spoiler:real Ally]] knows that I am, in fact, BRITISH!!!
->''*Proceeds to punch in face*''
-->-- '''Terence and a Wendigo[[spoiler: Ally]]''', ''Webcomic/EternalNight''

->'''Hashim:''' Y'know, some guy called me Mexican Goku the other day.\\
'''Izzy:''' But you're Egyptian. And [[SpikyHair that hair]] is CLEARLY more Vegeta.\\
'''Hashim:''' Right?
-->-- ''Webcomic/EnnuiGo'' "Mold"

->''Don't ever call me fucking ''English'' again.''
-->-- '''Malcolm Tucker'''[[note]]He's Scottish[[/note]], ''Film/InTheLoop''

->'''Hank:''' So, are you Chinese or Japanese?\\
'''Kahn:''' I live in California last twenty years, but first come from Laos.\\
'''Hank:''' Huh?\\
'''Kahn:''' Laos. We Laotian.\\
'''Bill:''' The ocean? What ocean?\\
'''Kahn:''' We are Laotian! From Laos, stupid! It's a landlocked country in South East Asia between Vietnam and Thailand, okay? Population 4.7 million!\\
''(Beat)''\\
'''Hank:''' So, are you Chinese or Japanese?
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/KingOfTheHill'', "Westie Side Story"[[note]]Hank's dad Cotton, the Politically Incorrect War Hero from WWII, can tell he's Laotian at first glance.[[/note]]