->''"Creator/WilliamShakespeare -- Brilliant Writer; Shitty Geographer"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/BrowsHeldHigh''', regarding the French lion in ''Theatre/AsYouLikeIt''

->'''Sayid:''' No, polar bears don't live near this far south.\\
'''Boone:''' This one does.\\
'''Sawyer:''' Did. It did.\\
'''Kate:''' ''(to Sawyer)'' Where did that come from?\\
'''Sawyer:''' Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?
-->-- ''Series/{{Lost}}'', "Pilot, Part 2''

->''"A tiger in Africa...?"\\
"Ah... well, it's probably escaped from a zoo."''
-->-- ''Film/MontyPythonsTheMeaningOfLife''

->''"Why are there moose in Virginia?"''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', reviewing ''Disney/{{Pocahontas}}''

->''"Yes, I like to see a tiger\\
From the Congo or the Niger,\\
And especially when lashing of his tail!"''
-->-- '''Ko-Ko''', ''Theatre/TheMikado''

->'''Stan:''' Some claim it was sailed back by a crew of chimps.\\
'''Guybrush:''' Chimps? There aren't any chimps in the Caribbean!\\
'''Stan:''' Oh, shut up. It makes a good story.
-->-- ''VideoGame/TheSecretOfMonkeyIsland''

->''"I caught a piranha! Which river is this, anyway? I'm glad I didn't take a dip!"''
-->-- '''PlayerCharacter''', ''VideoGame/AnimalCrossing''
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