->''"Oh my god! I'm in pain! I think this is what pain feels like!"''
--> -- '''[[DesignatedHero Captain Hammer]]''', ''WebVideo/DoctorHorriblesSingAlongBlog''

->''"[[ComicBook/{{Deadpool}} Talking man]] hurt Hulk! Hulk rip off Talking Man's '''''HEAD'''''!"''
-->-- '''ComicBook/TheIncredibleHulk''', ''WesternAnimation/HulkVs ComicBook/{{Wolverine}}''

->''"I'll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden, and I only cried for 20 minutes."''
-->-- '''[=SpongeBob SquarePants=]''', ''WesternAnimation/SpongeBobSquarePants'', "[[Recap/SpongeBobSquarePantsS3E8NoWeeniesAllowedSquilliamReturns No Weenies Allowed]]"

->''"BLOOD! IT'S MY BLOOD!"''
-->-- '''Gaara''', ''Manga/{{Naruto}}''

->''[[{{Catchphrase}} "Blood? Blood!? OW! IT HURTS!!!!!"]]''
-->-- '''Mr. Heart''', ''Manga/FistOfTheNorthStar''

->''"Blood...? My noble blood spilled by the sheer luck of such... such ''trash!?'' No... no, I will ''not'' allow this to stand! I CANNOT ALLOW THIS TO STAAAAAAAAND!! YOUR INSOLENCE JUST COST YOU THIS WORLD! I'LL BLOW IT ALL TO PIECES, AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP MEEEEEE!!"''
-->-- '''Vegeta''', ''Anime/DragonBallZKai''

->''"That...hurt. IT '''HURT!'''"''
-->-- '''Frieza''', ''Manga/DragonBall''

->''"Impressive. I ''felt'' that. '''A LITTLE TOO MUCH!'''"''
-->-- The same scene, ''Anime/DragonBallZKai''

->''"YOU DARE STRIKE '''ME?!'''"''
-->--'''ComicBook/{{Darkseid}}''' [[NotSoStoic in a rare show of temper]], ''WesternAnimation/SupermanTheAnimatedSeries''

->''"Oh, I'm hurt! I am very much hurt!"''
-->-- '''Tuffnut''', ''WesternAnimation/{{How to Train Your Dragon|2010}}''

->'''Nero:''' It's about time I landed something.\\
'''Urizen:''' Weak mortal. Demon power does not course through your veins. Yet, you still try... How dare you strike ME!?\\
'''Nero:''' The hell?\\
'''Urizen:''' You will regret... being born useless and human. I will show you... your worst nightmares! I will give you... despair and death!
-->-- ''VideoGame/DevilMayCry5''

->'''Yu:''' Something bit me.\\
'''Chie:''' Whoa! And it left teeth marks, too! Are you okay?\\
'''Yu:''' ''[[TheComicallySerious (completely deadpan)]]'' I might be dying.\\
'''Chie:''' Hm, no you're not.
-->-- ''Anime/Persona4TheAnimation''

->''"You have the constitution of a spelunker."''
-->-- Japanese expression named after ''VideoGame/{{Spelunker}}''

->''"OOOOOOH, I'M HIT! Oh, Lordy, I'm hit! The venom--the venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see?! You can't treat 'em like equals! THEY'RE STRIPED SAVAGES! Stinging's the only thing they know! IT'S THEIR WAY!!!"''
-->-- '''Layton Montgomery''' after getting stung on his rear by a bee, ''WesternAnimation/BeeMovie''

->''(Kirito gives Sugou a small cut on the cheek)''\\
'''Sugou:''' OWWWW! That hurts!\\
'''Kirito:''' Oh, that hurts? But you've [[AttemptedRape hurt Asuna]] ''[[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown FAR MORE!]]''
-->-- ''Anime/SwordArtOnline''

->''The damage this does by hitting your shins is the most realistic thing about this game.''
-->--'''The Dustloop wiki''''s description for '''Faust''''s Bone-crushing Excitement Overdrive, ''VideoGame/GuiltyGearStrive''
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