->'''Black Mage''': That plan is stupid, and so is your face.\\
'''Red Mage''': Ah, that is one of the unfortunate drawbacks for those with [[DumpStat low charisma]].
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater''

-> '''Thief''': How were you able to get your stats so high as a level one character?\\
'''Red Mage''': Oh, it's quite simple, really. I took a variety of low-impact flaws to add points to my [[PointBuySystem character point pool]]. Thus, I maximize my powers and minimize my disadvantages.\\
'''Fighter''': Gee, I just put everything in my "Use Swords to Kill Stuff" skill.\\
'''Black Mage''': Well, that explains where [[DumbMuscle your score in Intelligence]] went.
-->-- ''Webcomic/EightBitTheater'' [[http://www.nuklearpower.com/2001/05/26/episode-034-introductions-are-in-order/ #34, "Introductions Are in Order"]]

->''"I don't make the crazy rules, I just twist them to my purposes."''
-->-- '''Celia''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick''

->'''Marina:''' Anyway, in the game you can either be a knight or a wizard. ...Or you can multiclass by min-maxing your STR and INT stats in the skill tr—\\
'''Pearl:''' Zzzzzzzzzzzz... Just gimme a sword and lemme slice dudes.
-->-- ''VideoGame/Splatoon2''

->''I will stop referring to the Power Gamer as [=MinMaximus=].''
-->-- ''Blog/ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG [[http://theglen.livejournal.com/89715.html #1000]]''

->'''Obi-Wan:''' Is this really a first-level character? How did you get such a high Repair rank?\\
'''R2-D2:''' I took Short. And Mute. 8 extra skill points.\\
'''GM:''' Speaking of which, you should really only be beeping and whistling right now.\\
'''R2-D2:''' Don't be stupid; it only applies when I'm talking in character.\\
'''GM:''' But you guys never talk in character!\\
''[BeatPanel]''\\
'''GM:''' Oh.\\
'''R2-D2:''' You are enlightened.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''

->'''GM:''' Okay, Pete, make... five Dodge rolls.\\
'''[[Film/RogueOne Chirrut]]:''' No problem. 15, 9, 19, 2, 14.\\
'''GM:''' Hmm. You dodge... all the blasters. And [[DeadlyDodging turn three of their shots]] into {{critical failure}}s.\\
'''Ben:''' Wow. So... [[BlindWeaponMaster what did you min?]]\\
'''Pete:''' You haven't even heard what I maxed yet.
-->-- ''Webcomic/DarthsAndDroids''

->'''[[OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame Forgath]]''': How is it that you can't read? Ever since [[ExpansionPackWorld 3.0]], everyone but [[BarbarianHero barbarians]] can read!\\
'''[[MeaningfulName Minmax]]''': I traded it for +1 to hit.\\
'''Forgath''': Another +1? What's your to-hit bonus now?\\
'''Minmax''': You don't wanna know.
-->-- ''Webcomic/{{Goblins}}''

->'''Interviewee #1:''' Ow, [[EyeScream my eye!]]\\
'''Interviewee #2:''' Just think of it as [[MinmaxersDelight free bonus points]].\\
'''Interviewee #1:''' Ooh, nice!
-->-- ''Webcomic/KeychainOfCreation'', [[https://keychain.patternspider.net/archive/koc0002.html p.2]]

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