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->''Yes. You read that right. Evil Librarians control the world. They keep everyone in ignorance, teaching them falsehoods in place of history, geography, and politics. It's kind of a joke to them. Why else do you think the Librarians named themselves what they did? Librarians. LIE-brarians.''
-->-- '''Alcatraz Smedry''', ''[[Literature/AlcatrazSeries Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones]]''

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->''Alright! Of course nobody'' needs ''mail. What, you think you're so clever for figuring that out!? But you don't know the half of what goes on here...so, just walk away, Kramer. [[SincerityMode I beg of you.]]''
-->-- '''[[Series/{{Seinfeld}} Newman]]''', several hours before being tortured by his superiors.

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->''...Given how deep our particular network is woven through society, to a degree that would likely come as a great surprise to you, I am without a doubt about the last guy you'd want to fuck with in these here parts.''
-->-- '''Eugene Black''' boasting about the influence of his ''VideoGame/HaloReach'' trolling clan in ''WebVideo/ArbyNTheChief''.
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