->'''Malefax Skulkingworm:''' Go on, after them!
->'''Henchman:''' ''[panting]'' I don't really ''do'' quick... I'm more your 'lumbering menace' type.
-->--''Series/TheBleakOldShopOfStuff''

->'''Jade Chan:''' The bigger they are, the slower they are!
-->--''WesternAnimation/JackieChanAdventures''

->''Interesting interview, Jesse Jackson. You can ask him anything, but he's going to say what he wants, at the pace that he wants. It's like boxing a glacier.''
-->Creator/StephenColbert, the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner

->He may move slow
->He can't jump high
->But this Kong's
->One '''[[PrecisionFStrike HELL]]''' of a guy!
-->--'''[[VideoGame/DonkeyKong64 The DK Rap]]'''

->''"You're up against the wall, and '''I''' am the fucking wall!"''
-->-- '''The Bulldozer''', ''Videogame/{{PAYDAY 2}}''
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