->''"I've never seen anyone understand what it's like to be American more than the makers of ''Metal Wolf Chaos'', and I once watched a man die during a pie eating contest from alcohol poisoning."''
-->--''Website/{{Cracked}}'', [[http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-most-american-things-that-arent-made-in-america/ The 6 Most American Things That Aren't Made in America]]

->'''Michael''': Jodie, how's my schedule look for today?\\
'''Jodie''': You've got a conference and dinner party at the Japanese Embassy regarding wildlife protection.\\
'''Michael''': Oh, yeah...sorry, but I'll have to cancel that. I'm heading out to ''save America''!

-->--'''Michael''', [[SayMyName too many times to count]]


->"'''''SUCK ON MY MISSILE PUNCH!!'''''"
-->--'''Michael [[spoiler:actually an impostor]]'''

->''"The building was opened two years ago on April 25th. It's named the Hong Kong Dinghai China Building. Each season, it's decorated with gorgeous lights! Their Christmas tree tops 'em all! Over 800000 people came to see it last December! For such a long time... I've been wondering... How lovely that gorgeous building would look... If it were destroyed! I feel bad for the owner, but heeey, let's smash the hell out of it!"''
-->--'''Jodie Crawford'''

->''"That fat boy needs a presidential diet! I guess he had too much junk food! Give that kid some, too! Make junk food out of him, Mr. President!"''
-->--'''Jodie Crawford'''