->''"Ladies and gentlemen, our next presenter needs no introduction." ''[walks away]''''
-->-- '''Creator/SethMacFarlane''' introducing Meryl Streep at the Oscars

->''"I just realized you can see completely through my dress."''
-->-- Acceptance speech at the 2004 Golden Globes

->''"I would like to thank BAFTA for this wonderful honor, I would like to spank... ''[horrified look]'' ''thank'' Spike Jonze..."''
-->-- Accepting a BAFTA for Best Original Screenplay on behalf of Creator/CharlieKaufman

->''"And, can I just say... there is no such thing as the Best Actress, you know. There is no such thing as the greatest living actress."''
-->-- Accepting a Screen Actors Guild Award for ''Theatre/{{Doubt}}''

->''"I was just getting so settled over there for a long winter's nap.... oh, God, oh I didn't have anything prepared well, you know, it's been since, like, the Pleistocene era that I won anything..."''
-->-- Accepting a Golden Globe for ''Film/{{Adaptation}}''

->''"This is the greatest award because it sort of - throws it in the teeth of the critics. And it says that you love the movie and I love the movie and I'm so glad ''you'' did!"''
-->-- On her National Movie Award win for ''Theatre/MammaMia'', which had mixed critical reception

->''"There are days when even ''I'' think I'm overrated - but not today!"''
-->-- Accepting an Emmy for ''Theatre/AngelsInAmerica''

->''"I would just like to say that, in my long career, I've played so many extraordinary women that I keep getting mistaken for one."''
-->-- On winning a Golden Globe for ''Film/JulieAndJulia''
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