[[folder:Playground of Destruction]]
-> '''Fiona''': Mattias, you ready? \\
'''Mattias''': I'm always ready. ''[[PunctuatedForEmphasis Always. Ready.]]'' \\
'''Fiona''': You know they say the DMZ's the most dangerous place on Earth? \\
'''Mattias''': Just wait 'til ''I'' get there. \\
'''Fiona''': Easy, boy! Just don't forget about our payday, okay? \\
'''Mattias''': Forget a hundred-million dollars? Impossible.

-> '''[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Sergei]]''': [[GratuitousRussian DAYTE MNE OBEZ'YANU!]][[note]]GET ME A MONKEY![[/note]]
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[[folder:World in Flames]]
->'''Mattias''': I'm used to people trying to kill me, but ''this'' is something personal.
->'''Chris''': Yeah! No one shoots ''him'' in the ass and gets away with it!

->'''Mattias''': I yearn for a mission that's boom, boom and boom.

->'''Mattias''': Let me in! I got the guns you lost!
->'''UP Guard''': Who's askin'?
->'''Mattias''': Nilsson. I'm here for your boss.
->'''UP Guard''': Oh, right. You're the merc Solano shot in the ass. Hey, thanks for the guns, but Dr. Rubin, you know she's got ''us.'' Maybe she don't need you.
->'''Mattias''': I'm not really the negotiating type. [[BadassBoast Let me in, or I kill you all!]]

->''Oh no, oh no, oh no\\
Yo yo yo\\
Oh no you didn't\\
Sucker tried to play me\\
But you never paid me, neva\\
Oh no you didn't\\
Payback is a-coming\\
You will be runnin' foreva\\
Oh no you didn't\\
Until I get my vengeance\\
I will never end this mayhem\\
Oh no you didn't\\
I'm a mercenary\\
You ain't got a prayer, you owe meeee''
-->--"Oh No You Didn't", written for the Platform/Xbox360 advert for ''Mercenaries 2''

->'''Fiona''': Think of it as a glorified babysitting job.
->'''Mattias''': ''(horrified)'' Why would someone sit on a baby?

->'''Mattias''': ''(after crashing into another car)'' Whoooo! Bumper cars!

->'''Mattias''': ''(picking up an AK-47)'' I'm going to name you [[ICallItVera Lovisa]]. Let's go kill a whole lot of people, Lovisa!
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