->''"The rain just falls off of me\\
The tears just fall off of me\\
'Cause I'm waterproof, I'm waterproof\\
[[ExpospeakGag The barometric pressure has no relevance to me]]"''\\
--'''{{Music/Sparks}}''', "Waterproof"

->I try to laugh about it
->Cover it all up with lies
->I try and laugh about it
->Hiding the tears in my eyes
->Because boys don't cry
->Boys don't cry
-->-- '''Music/TheCure''', ''Boys Don't Cry''

->''"Crying: Acceptable at funerals and [[PatrioticFervor the Grand Canyon.]]"''
-->--'''Ron Swanson''', ''Series/ParksAndRecreation''

->''Don't cry.''
-->--'''Master Shifu''' to '''Po''', ''WesternAnimation/KungFuPanda''

->'''Panini''': Chowder, are you crying?
->'''Chowder''': No! Only girls cry! ''Men weep!''
-->--''{{Chowder}}'' , "Apprentice Appreciation Day"

->'''Debbie''': I'm sorry but I need a man, not a boy.
->'''Steve''': ''(starts crying)'' A-a boy? C-could a boy produce tears this big? Huh?
-->--''WesternAnimation/AmericanDad'', "Bar Mitzvah Shuffle"

->''"Crying never solved anything. You got to struggle. You got to keep fighting the good fight. Once you given it your all and your best wasn't good enough, then you can cry not before. A man got to earn his tears!"''
-->--'''The Boss''', ''Manga/GirlsBravo''

->''"Crying is for little girls, babies, and men who just had their ears ripped off!"''
-->-- '''Oobedoob Scoobi-Doobi Benubi''', ''[[Franchise/StarWars Thumb Wars]]''

->''"There's only two times a man should cry - when he loses his wallet and when he gets dumped!"''
-->-- '''Gentarou Kisaragi''', ''Franchise/KamenRider x Series/KamenRiderFourze & [[Series/KamenRiderOOO OOO]]: Movie War Megamax''

->''"Grown men don't cry, except when they get chased by coyotes"''
-->-- '''WesternAnimation/UncleGrandpa''', ''Mystery Noise''
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