->''If you have seen ''{{Labyrinth}}'', then you are not a virgin. In fact, if you've seen ''Labyrinth'', then you never were a virgin. It's the power of David Bowie's Area that, even through a recording, even in a family friendly movie, it can reach out and completely burn your virginity from the fabric of space and time. If you ever will see the movie ''Labyrinth'', then you're not a virgin on credit, because your virginity will be retroactively destroyed in the future. In short, the moment that David Bowie appeared in that movie, in those tights, his Area became super powered, and devirginized the entire world.''\\
-- '''Sarrolyne''' on the power of DavidBowie's [[FanNickname Area]], ''[[http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7214135.html#cutid1 Metaquotes]]''

->'' Ra Ra Rasputin, lover of the Russian queen''
->'' [[UnusualEuphemism There was a cat that really was gone]]''
->'' Ra Ra Rasputin, Russia's greatest love machine''
-> ''It was a shame [[RasputinianDeath how he carried on]]''\\
-- '''Boney M''', ''Rasputin''

-> ''[[Franchise/{{Metroid}} Samus Aran]] can contort herself into a tiny ball. She must fuck like a tiger.'' \\
-- FauxtivationalPoster

-> ''"You see, Master," I told her. "This is what happens when you start rumors about someone being some kind of sex god: people try to pray to them."''
--> Fanfic/TheHillOfSwords, chapter 17