->''It's my job to protect you, the viewer, from reality.''
-->--'''The Network Censor''', ''TheSimpsons''.

-> ''The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable '''only''' to the President, decided all on its own that radio and TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the First Amendment to the Constitution. I'd like to repeat that because it sounds '''vaguely important'''. The FCC, an appointed body, not elected, answerable '''only''' to the President, decided all on its own that radio and TV were the only two parts of American media not protected by the free speech Amendment of the Constitution.''
-->--'''George Carlin'''

-> ''They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this:\\
They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss,\\
And they'll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss!\\
It's the plain situation\\
There's no negotiation\\
With the fellas at the freakin' FCC!''
-->-- ''FamilyGuy'', in their TakeThat [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DTbmaosN-s FCC song]]

->''Fuck you very much, the FCC,\\
Fuck you very much for fining me. \\
Five thousand bucks a "fuck",\\
So I'm really out of luck. \\
That's more than Heidi Fleiss was charging me.''
-->--'''Eric Idle''', "[[ClusterFBomb The FCC Song]]"

->''Z is for zoo,''\\
''That's where I belong,''\\
''Cause my life is like a prison''\\
''With the music industry looking on!''
-->--'''Johnny Massacre''', 'Ultrasound'

->''Guess what, for all the [[FanDumb fans]] who [[TheyChangedItNowItSucks complain]] that the US {{Toku}} shows have no balls... well, itís not that we donít want to; there are standards and practices that we have to abide by for network television. So itís just not legal to show these things in a kid show in the US and thatís not negotiable. Trust me, we tried and [[GettingCrapPastTheRadar we did manage to push some stuff through]], youíll see, but [[InfantImmortality guns held at kids' heads]] and [[NeverSayDie people dying]]? No can do.''
-->--'''Steven Wang''', Executive Producer of ''Series/KamenRiderDragonKnight''
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