->''PaulNewman's half Jewish''
->''Goldie Hawn's half too''
->''Put them both together''
->''What a fine looking Jew!''
-->-- '''Creator/AdamSandler''', "The Hannukah Song"

->''"The danger facing American Jews today is not that Christians want to persecute them but that Christians want to marry them."''
-->-- '''Irving Kristol'''

->''"What's up, my hot little Jewish-American princess?"''
-->-- '''Puck''': [to Rachel], ''Series/{{Glee}}''
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